deathdrow

i can't imagine myself being a father. im too..i don't know what the word is. to have kids. I'd be an awful parent.

well. the baby would end up dying anyways, so kill it. and then throw it at the nazis and kick their [wagon].

step 1: buy tampons step 2: cut yourself and soak up the blood with the tampons step 3: ??? step 4: present+profit

i wish i had a boss:( that would mean i could have moneys.

i think if people want to be vegetarians they should. unless it'll kill them, and they don't want to die. i think im a partial vegetarian. because i don't eat any aminals except cows.

thats what steroids are for.

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later. Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips. everyone here seems to pee alot.. i only pee like once every day or two. Dang, I go about 5 times a day. Is that abnormal? :lol: I probably go like 10 times a day, idk how many on average but more than 5. I drink a lot of teas and water though. i drink alot of water and juice and sodypop and everything. but i only go once every day or two. but then again when i go it lasts like six minutes.

that made me laugh quite a bit. but, if we ever do play dodgeball in school again, ill play. but im not shaving my head. thatd make me look like ronald mcdonald, except without a jewfro. and having a shaved head and wearing tight pants doesnt work together well.

isn't the magic bullet a blender thingy? that's what i thought it was. I thought it was a bullet that dissolved and left no forensic evidence after you shot someone with it. I thought it was a tampon. No no, that would Magic Bullet....with wings! [/hide] Has to be extra flexible. Lol @ Blender does it even work well? ...Does it blend bananas? lol. my dads watching sesame street. and yes it does work well. its really really good. its all like.. POW!!! and blends ice cubes.

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later. Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips. everyone here seems to pee alot.. i only pee like once every day or two.

but then id be uglier. and i have a deformed head. it has dents and scars on it. cause when i was little i fell on my head a few times. and one day i was pretending to be a ninja with a tent pole, but tent poles undo and spin around and hit you on the head and dent your head. that hurt. :(

isn't the magic bullet a blender thingy? that's what i thought it was. I thought it was a bullet that dissolved and left no forensic evidence after you shot someone with it. I thought it was a tampon. im really confused now. http://www.buythebullet.com/ thats what i was thinking about.

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That whole post deserves "what." You mixed up about thirty stereotypes. thats cause im fat. and i had just woken up when i wrote that. it doesnt even make much sense to me now that i read it again. but the main reason i dont play sports is my hair. and the rich kids.

isn't the magic bullet a blender thingy? that's what i thought it was.

poodle

3

a sneeze is an eighth of an orgasm.

yes.

the bow, or any piece of the set gives double experience. and the whole set gives double experience.

you forgot your number. so. 4

i like dodgeball. i used to be really good at it. but now i dont play sports. cause if i do. ill end up getting sweaty. and thats gross. and it also ruins my hair. i never play sports. i dont like participating with anyone in my school, because about 99.9% of them are preppy rich potheads who act like they're better than me and make fun of me all the time. so i kick them.

hmm.

but nobody tells their parents anything?

all of them and none of them.