Ezkaton

No ALG, this blog is already almost as bad as mine. 1/10 would read again.

Keeping old bosses profitable is a useless thing to do. No benefit, tons of harm. TBH the amount of dead content and bad decisions they make these days makes me think more and more they may do this. Nex armour is already rising because of what Chris L said. The speculation has already caused a 5-6m rise on most pieces within the past 12 or so hours. In fact, at 1pm BST I was buying and selling Virtus: Mask = 23.4; Body = 31.3; Legs = 30.4 Are the prices I bought them for. They're now Mask =27-28; Body = 37-38; Legs = 36-37. (Nex and SS FC values). And the not making much sense is answered by the fact that Nex is Mod Chris L's baby. The whole fiasco of Jagex going back on their word in some ways about PoP armour going to be the best gear, only to get shafted by Nex gear shows as much. And rumours already abound of a Nex instance, hardmode, scaling per-person, and armour buff. Truly they're not done flogging the horse, and the more I think on it, the more I do wonder what Chris L has done. Either Tectonic is going to be T90 Defence armour, shafting ports into near uselessness and non-existence, cept for fashionscape. Or it'll be T90 Offensive, which will take the shine off Virtus, but he'll find some way for it to be incorporated or otherwise.

Dear God. If he does that... Ports will be shafted into non-existence AND Nex gear will not be at a semi-decent buyable price (at least for Virt and Pernix) for a LONG LONG LONG time.

You're promoted into a journalistic position for being able to spin a convincing yarn.

Funny you should mention a cape colour... Been messing with fashionscape for livid: Need to figure out head slot. Only thing I can think of is a Blood n' Tar Snelm. #4 Got bored and went and maged shit with Q's Vbook and Wand... Was fun. Gona crack on with an hour or so of Livid now. Also parents are taking me to Tewkesbury tomorrow... So GF me seeing Viagra release etc. Ah well, smartphone should be smart and be able to keep me up on TIF.

19k off Spell #4. Rest of the day to go... Could we see spell 5 too? IDK. But I'll at least be close...

Thought it was gona be all July for going over your limit by a lot?

Any guesses on what this new loot system will be like and the prices of gear/weapons? I wana try and snipe a wand for cheap maybe.

Also did I mention you should come Livid with me :>

Come Livid with me... For the love of God please come Livid with me. I'm on the 3rd spell and already beginning to zombify and automatically do it. ;-; Plus I may have to try out your ZGWD thing sometime... Do you do Bandos like that too at all?

Yeah... Don't have an actual Tetsu helm of my own yet. Waiting on ports to be kind with trade missions. Plus that video is amazing hahaha! Too cute! This morbid (see chatbox): Plus your image... ALL THE FEELS :'( #3... 87,600 til Remote Farming. Plus I liquidated what was left of maxing materials and crap I didn't need any more from my bank. Made a hefty sum, which will hopefully cover sniping a wand in GE tomorrow as soon as Viagra is released. Failing that (because Jagex always [bleep] pricing anyways - drygores 500 and 300m, Ascension 60m - Lolyeahright) Kilnftw has been helping me with flipping Nex gear. Made about 1m over the evening from it.

Well shit... What a disappointment. I was sincerely hoping that Divination would be out by the end of the month, so I had something to look forward to - a new challenge that was fun and interactive after I finish Livid and MTA and comp cape - but lolnope. I'm much happier that Viagra doesn't actually specifically drop tectonic armour, but instead drops the stuff you need to create it. So depending how many people kill him/how much he drops it might not be too long before we see the first sets of Tectonic being bought and sold. Bacon quest... Eh... Sure I adore bacon. And yes I love British humour, but Draz summed it up: Anyways, just hoping Bacon has a higher healing value than Rocktails. That would just be the best thing ever. Other than that, after a month of nerfs and almost non-updates (yes I count Ascension dungeon and Triskellion as very poor updates - the rate at which Asc bows come into game is too damn slow, hardly anyone bothers with that anymore so they've sat at around 230m for the past 2 weeks. And Triskellion is almost too rare to specifically hunt for) it's disappointing to see yet another month as a let down. I just hope to God that July 5th brings some good news... But I highly doubt it. Ah well, back to getting completionist reqs.

Fix'd

After today's GP... Would you risk this Tansy?

Yay. So... Spell 2 unlocked. Livid isn't too bad. Just watching films as I do it. Though I'm sure blog updates wont be as cheery come spell 8 or 9... Also after today's F1... Would you risk this?

Quoted you quoting me for quoting truth.

Did I not? How do I do then? :o Also 90k/139k Livid points for today. Get the rest later tonight I'm sure. Gona attempt a spell every other day.

First time using Puush, so hope I did this right:

FINALLY... THANK [bleep]. Now, only Livid and MTA to go for Comp. Can do that at a relaxed pace due to Divination being at least 3 weeks away (Viagra this week coming, Pig quest week after). Well... Imgur is being a [bleep]. So can't upload images just yet <.<

I [bleep]ing lol'd way too hard. Having fun in the heat Leik? It hit 25ºC here in the UK and it's been declared a heatwave. It's too [bleep]ing hot...

Well... Jagex bosses/weapon names theme unmasked.

Also... Surprising fact is that was Folding HUNCHING AND TRYING TO BE SMALLER.

20/20 pages. Would not bang again. So freaking happy... ONLY I need to do ANOTHER run. As apparently using Horns and Bombs on separate battles don't count for unlocking the staff >.> <.< So, I need a bomb now... Also lol,

MFW dude... You're like a Leprechaun compared to him!

The climbing on him seems to be a distracting tactic, which could be an interesting mechanic. I just hope the climbing thing isn't just a superficial mechanic, ie "We should totally have people climb on bosses, let's try and find a way for them to do it", rather than "It should be a key weak spot of the boss, and players will have to be able to climb to utilise it". Unfortunately I don't hold out much hope for it being anything that isn't either mandatory for each kill, or providing an irrelevant other means to damage the boss. Inb4 memes or photoshops or whatever of a Harry Potter like character shoving a Virtus Wand up his nose.