Kaida23

Girls certainly can look hot with short hair, but I've got to agree with Muggi on this one. They definitely look better with longer hair.

Welcome to TIF! :)

Just finished watching 'John Dies at the End' and I'm not sure if it's brilliant or the ramblings of a lunatic put to film. It's kind of Donnie Darko meets A Scanner Darkly meets Monty Python. The only thing I know for sure is that if I didn't have to go out in 30 minutes I'd be watching it again right now. Which is rare for me, so I guess that means it's good.

This has never happened in other games or programs that scan your hard drive, despite the paranoia of the internet. As I said many times before Jagex won their lawsuit against Ibot: "just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't".

Gambling has been a real issue over the last couple of years, but as of March 18th player run gambling in-game is against the rules so we certainly won't be adding a subforum for it. That would be like adding a subforum for botting. As it's now against the RS rules, it's also against the forum rules so if you see any posts advocating, promoting or admitting to in-game gambling be sure to report them so they can be removed (note that this does not apply to posts made before March 18th as it was not explicitly against the rules until then).

[spoiler=Relationships Guide for Men] How to meet a girl: 1. LIE! How to keep a girl: 1. KEEP LYING! These had too many points so I condensed them down for ya. :P RPG, the more you talk about this girl you've been seeing, the more she reminds me of my ex-wife when we were together; before I realized she was bat-shit crazy. Everyone else already saw it, but, as you know, it's hard to see when you're the one involved. It shouldn't ruin your day or make your sphincter contract when she calls/texts you, she shouldn't be freaking out on you for not going out of your way to placate her, and she sure as hell shouldn't be sucking your bank account dry (that happens later after you get married :P). Sure the sex is great (why is that always the case with the crazy ones?), but trust me it's not worth it. It sounds like you're already trying to get out, and that's good. Get out and get as far away as you can. And yes, I realize that's easier said than done.

Sounds like you've worked out an excellent ranking system there, Dracae. :thumbup:

Ah, the return of the bald, bearded, yellow shirt, green pants bot. Now THERE's some nostalgia for ya. :P

That happens to one of the guys I work with all the time. It also keeps trying to send him over the non-commercial traffic bridges. Every couple of days I get a call that starts with "[bleep]ing GPS! How to I get to...?"

When you're taking a shower and get soap in your eye. :(

Before I get into today's update, I wanted to tell all of you about the new F2P forum that Lord Slayas and Medieval Kid setup called...wait for it...PURE FREE TO PLAY! This is an excellent idea that will hopefully help to centralize the community more and bring us all together like the big happy family we were all meant to be. Everyone is welcome, not just free players, and the more the merrier. I encourage all of you who read and lurk here to go there and make an account, make some posts, make some new friends, and help us to grow and thrive. :thumbsup: And no, I'm just just pimping it because I'm a mod there as well. :P This is Slaya and Medi's baby, I'm just trying to help it learn how to walk. With your help we'll soon be teaching it to ride a bike and watching it go on it's first date and....okay that analogy really doesn't work when you take it too far, does it? :lol: So come join the fun. Hope to see you all there. :grin: As far as RuneScape goes, I've frankly not done much. I was kind of burnt out after the fishing comp was over (I really need to stop pushing myself so hard during these things), and really wasn't very motivated to continue superheating. I think I made a grand total of 2k bars all week, when normally I'd make at least that many in a day. The other reason I've been slacking so much is that I've been watching as much as I can of a YouTube series called . For those who don't know, it's a game review series hosted by an Englishman living in Brisbane who calls himself "Yahtzee" and looks remarkably like my ex-wife's ex-boyfriend. It's not your normal review series in that he doesn't simply review the game, he downright rips it to pieces for comedic effect. And, my god, are they funny! Between his accented spouting of every swear word known to man (along with a few I think he made up on the spot), and the crude yet effective comic images I actually have to stop every so often because I'm laughing so hard it hurts. After several hours worth of videos (that seem to average about 5-6 minutes apiece so you can imagine how many I've watched), I think I've finally figured out his system. The broader the strokes of angst against a game, the worse it is. If he spends the entire thing ripping apart a couple of specific parts of a game, then overall he thought it was pretty darn good. I highly recommend checking it out. His , which included Fruit Ninja, is a personal favorite ("You're a ninja, fruit is flying up in front of you and [bleep] fruit!" :lol:). Oh, and these videos are definitely NOT safe for work, children, grandmothers, or any other easily offended overly sensitive hippy types. You've been warned. ;) Right! Now that I'm done pimping other people's stuff, let me tell you what I DID get done this week. No, really, I actually got stuff done. Not a lot, but stuff none the less. Thanks to some helpful tips from folks both here and on the F2P Forums (okay, maybe I wasn't quite done :P), I once again descended into the heart of darkness we call Daemonhiem to try and finally unlock that last freaking floor. I changed my binds, put into use tips on using the gatestones and finally did it! :XD: [hide=Dungeoneering 68] [/hide] [hide=Dungeoneering 69] [/hide] And then I got one more for good measure [hide=Dungeoneering 70] [/hide] This now brings all my non-combat skills to 70+! :grin: I think I'm starting to get pretty good at the floors. The other day I was down solidly in the 10 minute C6 small range, and last night found myself down in the 5-6 minute range. :thumbup: I'm told they can be done in as little as 2-3, but I don't see how. At least not solo'ing and opening all the bonus rooms. In the later floors it takes me at least that long just to kill the boss. Not that they're hard or killing me a hundred times or anything, I just found that my attacks hit less often so they take longer to kill. I've heard that skillers leeching floors is a thing again and can knock the combat level of the monsters, even the bosses, down into the low teens and sometimes right into single digits. This means single hit KO's on pretty much everything, including the bosses. Glacy said she would take me with some skillers and show me how it's done. If the floors really can be done in a couple of minutes, that means an entire run to 35 would take less than an hour and a half. :shock: This I gotta see. Holy cow. For a week where I really didn't get anything done, this was one long update.

BACON PANCAAAAAAKE! Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day. :lol:

I can see a lot of angry people if they do that. Just having software that would let you bot does not mean you do bot (and yes, I realize it's unlikely). That would be like arresting people for arson because they own a lighter...well, maybe it's not quite that bad but my point is ownership of something that can be used illegally is not proof of a crime. Besides, what's to stop them from using the information about what's on your computer to report any other suspicious stuff they find? Do all of you torrent users out there want Jagex reporting you to the local authorities? Just because people don't submit doesn't mean that they're botting. Personally, I probably wouldn't let them scan my computer just on general principals. What I have on my computer is no business of theirs just as long as I don't use it in a way that is against the rules of the game.

Don't forget the ones you get from the Death Plateau quest in Burthorpe - three 100xp lamps upon completion, and up to five more runs through the cave that give three 180xp lamps each time. This will give you Agility xp (in fact, it will probably get it to the max of level 5) so if you're avoiding the mems skills you won't be able to do this, and you need a combat level of 18 to do all five return trips.

Lol. Socktopus. :lol:

A very big congratulations! :thumbsup:

D'oh! So you did. My bad.

*pfft* Amateurs. Falling asleep first should result in waking up duct taped to a picnic table and/or the dog. :lol:

Dear god! You've gotten a higher DG level leeching than I have from actively doing the dungeons...I'd call you a nub, but me and my 69 DG really don't have a leg to stand on do we? :P Congrats Dan! I'm glad to see DG leeching is workable again. :thumbup: btw - why you no join Slaya's Pure Free to Play forums? You should come check it out. We're kind of small atm, but it's only been a week. ;)

I've had this stuck in my head ever since I heard it on the radio the other day. Maybe now it will latch onto one of you and leave me alone. Bwahahaha :twisted: http://youtu.be/0u8teXR8VE4 Day later edit: Damn! It didn't work.

Welcome to TIF! :)

Omg! That's an incredible amount of Smith xp. Will you be having a party to celebrate maxing it out?

:o So we don't need the blastbox+fire runes anymore? Looks like I'll be changing my binds again.

Welcome to TIF and back to RS! :)

Really? They're really doing that? I thought we outgrew backwards compatibility issues when consoles graduated from cartridges to discs. What possible bs reason can there possibly be for this? Why do we put up with this from console gaming anyway? We wouldn't have put up with it movie players, so why do game systems get away with it? Gah! I need to have a smoke and calm down...