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I am superior, anyone who calls anyone a nerd on Runescape is obviously a worse person than hitler himself. I don't care what the douche thinks, i just want him to piss off.

Or buy a better weapon and quit [bleep]ing.

Use broad bolts. No need for anything expensive, they are easily powerful enough.

It was the LAST STRAW. Now you are going to.... MAKE A THREAD ON TIF. I'm sure they are quaking in their boots. Jagex will never change it back, just like with PVP.

You can't really use any tactics on them, except get close and stay on high hp. I was fine in welfare gear myself :S I don't understand how you are struggling.

I thought the same, but the pie dishes are extremely hard to get a hold of.

Hi, before i begin i would like to say that i am not sure if this is a known technique, but i will post it anyway :) 1. The Requirements Needed: -Must have completed Dream Mentor -Must have a steam battlestaff or mystic steam staff -9 jugs, filled or empty Suggested: -78 Magic -Unlocked Culinaromancer's Chest -40+ summoning (for bull ant/terrorbird unlimited run abilities) -3 duelling rings, if you are 78 magic -AT LEAST 200k starting money -A PoH with a glory amulet mounted or 5 charged glory amulets or explorer's ring 3. 2. What you need to get You will need to get your hands on as many pots of flour as possible. Leave an offer in on the GE and buy from shops. I suggest the following 4 places (24 hour stocks of 500, excluding the Culinaromancer's Chest) -2.1. Frenita's Fine Cookery Shop - Yanille Method: Run from the Yanille bank, using a bull ant or spirit terrorbird (for BoB abilities and unlimited run) if possible, west to the shop. Buy pots of flour, fill your BoB if you have one and fill the rest of your inventory. Run back to the bank. Use energy potions or unburden/tireless run scrolls when necessary. -2.2. Khazard General Store - Port Khazard Method 1 (Requires 78 magic): Wield a ring of duelling and water staff. Have 10k coins, 38 law runes and 38 astral runes with you. Teleport to Port Khazard and fill your inventory, and BoB if you have one, with pots of flour. Teleport to the castle wars arena and bank them. Repeat the process, changing duelling rings when necessary. Method 2 (Not suggested, if done, use a bull ant or spirit terrorbird): Run from the Yanille bank, using a bull ant or spirit terrorbird (for BoB abilities and unlimited run) if possible, north-east to the Port Khazard shop. Buy pots of flour, fill your BoB if you have one and fill the rest of your inventory. Run back to the bank. Use energy potions or unburden/tireless run scrolls when necessary. -2.3. Culinaromancer's Chest(Food) - Lumbridge Method: Simply buy the pots from the chest and bank them using the chest. Repeat until complete. 2.4. Wydin's Food store - Port Sarim Method 1: Run from the void knight bank taking the boat to port sarim. Buy the pots of flour, fill your BoB if you have one, run back to the bank and repeat. Use energy potions or unburden/tireless run scrolls when necessary. Method 2 (Suggested): Run from Draynor bank to the shop. Buy the pots of flour and get back to draynor. The use of explorer's ring 3, glory amulets or mounted glory amulets may speed this up. 3. The Real Money You will need the following for this part of the guide: -One ninth of the amount of pots of flour you have in astral runes (Say you had 90 pots of flour, you would need 10 astral runes) -Nine jugs -A non-laggy bank (for example, edgeville or soul wars) -A steam staff Now arrange your inventory like this: The first space should be your astral runes, the next 9 are jugs and the next 9 pots of flour. When withdrawing these make sure to use the "Withdraw X" option and enter 9. This will speed up your banking later on. Now you will want to humidify if you are using empty/some empty jugs. You don't have to wait until the whole animation finishes, as soon as the jugs are filled, use the flour on the jugs of water. You will have options in the chat box, choose PIZZA BASE. Then right click on the next option and click "Make All". The 9 empty inventory spaces will now fill with pizza bases. Bank the empty pots and pizza bases. Then repeat this. TIP: When selecting "Make All", if you right click the text below the image of a pizza base, you can simply right click and left click with no movement of the mouse, which can save you a lot of time (it really adds up!). 4. The Profit and Math I timed myself making 412 pizza bases, it took me 17 minutes (no mistakes made). I will assume that the occasional mistake would be made in a full hour of doing this, so lets call it 19 minutes. The current price of astral runes = 271gp each. 1 pizza base requires 1/9 of an astral rune for the humidify. This is 30gp rounded. The cost of flour varies slightly, but it averages at about 18gp (estimate, when bought from shops). The current price of a pizza base = 695gp. Each pizza base costs you about 48gp to make, on average. That is 647gp profit per pizza base. 412 pizza bases in 19 minutes = 21 pizzas per minute, or 13,587gp profit per minute. That means, according to these very rough calculations, you would make 1260 pizzas per hour, or 815,220gp PROFIT PER HOUR! This would obviously vary, and be lower when pots of flour are bought on the GE. If you go deeper into the money spent, as in law runes for teleporting etc... The profit may be slightly less. But when it comes down to the main grind, and that is what i am focusing on, this is the average profit. When done using shops, you can do roughly 1600 a day, not accounting restocks whilst buying, you can make just over 1m daily. Including the shop runs, it should take about 1 hour 30 minutes to do so. Hope this helps :D

No, they don't. Iron ore is one of the key examples. It was steady at 100gp for a very, very long time. Then after the manipulation (yes i do know the difference, i just get into habits as they are more commonly know as merchanting clans) took place, the price rocketed, and most likely down to inflation, it never dropped again. And it isn't manipulation when the price makes a natural rise, it is just that, NATURAL. It has NOT been manipulated.

Nerd may not be offensive but it sure as hell is annoying when you get whiney little [bleep]s constantly contradicting themselves and then following with "Nerd, get a life NERD". For example... Douche: You suck My pure: Cool. Douche: Why don't you get a good account nerd My pure: I have a good account... Better than yours, at least. Douche: No you don't you lying nerd My main: Yes i do. Douche: Wow you have high stats, you are a nerd. Get some friends nerd. Jesus christ you are such a nerd, did i mention you are a nerd? Nerd.

If they call you a def noob just kill them and then dance on their grave.

Like 8 - 10 times a day lol. I am permanently on lunars so i frequently use my teleport runes. It saves me having several different teletabs, i can just have the one tab for every non lunar teleport.

Shop update = happy me. The second i saw the thread (a few minutes before the update happened) i bought a fury for 6.65m :D. Epic.

facepalm Obvious troll is not obvious enough for me :S I finally got unmuted... About 35 hours after i was actually muted. Once again, Jagex, fine job.

You are an idiot if you think that, showing your lack of knowledge on the subject,

Work it out douche bag, you arn't alone. And just so ya know, i can also script SRL =/ SMB.

Why are you telling me what i already know? You say they could if they wanted to, then why havn't they? Because they don't know how.

Dude, neither free or paid can 100% handle randoms. So shut the [bleep] up, you ignorant piece of [cabbage].

I am a member. You'd think they would value their long time customers and respect their accounts =/

They will not rise much if they do. The new boxes make it instant to buy 1000 eyes of newt.

First off, this isn't a rant about me being unfairly muted. It is a rant about the couldn't-give-a-[cabbage]-ness of Jagex when it comes to this area. So i was in a popular CC, trolling a bit. I was telling someone that most bots have trouble with recognising 3D objects in randoms, thus the reason there are randoms. He kept arguing that and saying that they can solve them easily. So i went off, and when i got back on today i realised that i had been muted for 24 hours. I thought, fair enough, i was quite offensive at times. I went to check out the offense and the evidence and was shocked to see this: <mod edit> As you can see, i didn't encourage anyone to do anything against the rules on any level. Yet, i was muted for encouraging rule breaking. I thought, meh, must have been a mistake, i will appeal it. I sent the following... I received the following response... <mod edit> Now... I have no problem with being muted for 24 hours for an offence that i have committed. I have no problem with being muted for 24 hours even it is isn't justified, as long as a real person has seriously considered that i didn't commit an offence and actually reads the evidence and my appeal. But when there is such an obvious problem with someone being too lazy to take at most 15 seconds to read through both the evidence and appeal, i have an issue with it. Jagex's appeal system will continue to fail unless the people assigned to read appeals actually READ THE APPEALS AND EVIDENCE. As i stated at the start, this isn't me ranting about me being muted, but about the lack of respect and lack of quality in the appeal system. Have any of you had issues with this system, such as incorrect evidence and a denied appeal to a 100% unrelated piece of evidence? Final word: If i hold up my end of the bargain by sticking to Jagex's Rules of Conduct, i feel i deserve the same in return. As stated, they should investigate THOROUGHLY to ENSURE that innocent players are not give mutes and bans.

Before i start, i want to point out that i am not ranting about the economic spasm that is going on atm on 'scape. I am ranting about Jagex's laid back attitude towards merchant clans, which may not be the cause of the issues, but are one of the reasons why the problems have become so drawn out and extreme. So, how many merchant clans can you name off the top of your head? I can name about 7 without a seconds thought. What i don't understand, is why don't Jagex do anything about these clans? Jagex used to consider price manipulation a ban worthy offense, and as far as i know this still stands. Despite the mass use of macros to advertise, destruction of item prices and thousands of people losing money from these clans, Jagex continue to let it slide. Jagex enforced the Anti 76k'ing measures and the problems are still lingering. I am not sure about this, but i have been told that a lot of merchanting clans find items which begin to crash and buy them out so they stay at a ridiculous price, and looking at the graphs, this appears to be a possibility. A lot of items, one example is the whip, appear to begin to drop every two weeks or so, and after a day or two they once again rocket up. I do not for one second believe that banning some major merchanting clans would solve the problems, as that is just idiotic. I just think that if people were banned for price manipulation then the economy may be given some chance to make a recovery. Even some measures such as no numbers allowed in clan names, which may be an annoyance to some, could prevent them giving members the dump price. This would make the clans even less reliable then they are at the moment. Do you guys think that Jagex's attitude is too laid back? Tar for reading.

I have been PKing solidly in F2P for about 3 days now. I have found the following: -You are a noob if you attack someone without asking them first (Its PVP, get used to being attacked morons) -In most fights if you eat at 25 (which is a reasonable HP to eat at, you can be killed at 30 and below, eating at 23 - 25 is fair enough) you get called a noob for safing (if you cant hit 25s at level 90 - 120 then you should get out of PVP) -You are a noob if you attack someone who is a lower level than you (If you want 100% balanced fights go to BH) -Most people run or tele, even if they claim it will be a death match -If you claim someone has safed when they eat at 35+ HP they take it as an insult (even though it is impossible to hit that high in F2P so there is no need to eat) and begin to eat at 50 HP, completely ruining the point of PVP, which is to kill other players -If both of you eat more than 2 food consecutively then most of the time some moron will PJ you, even though there is no chance of them getting the kill Why is it so hard for people to accept that these actions are COMPLETELY justified in BH or PVP? It is PLAYER VS PLAYER, expect to be attacked. It is acceptable to eat at a point where you can be killed if your opponent is skilled enough to combo you, and if they arn't then they don't deserve the kill! I must have had 30 - 40 fights over the past few days (proper fights, not simply attacking for 20 seconds then running). I still only had 3 - 4 people that didn't safe or call me a noob/other insults though out the fight. I got about 25 kills over the 3 days and only 2 of them were in DMs. About 15 people agreed to DM me, and only those 2 stuck to what they said.

Epic :D

I would not be suprised if your eyes have been burnt out of your head by the time you reach 99 haha :P Good luck :)! Supportnessings.

Try the monsters in the obsidian area (through the tunnel in Karamja volcano). They drop items worth upwards of 100k and have pretty low defence. Also there are safe-spots there.