Jehosaphat

NEEDS MOAR POAST

I'll take an earth mage. (Which should include the stone/dirt versions of Geomancy, since they're technically the same thing) Name: Nathan Dirtmonger Skills: Earth Magic 3 Equipment: Basic robes Earth staff Brown Cape of Epic Win (doesn't do anything but look cool) Dis work?

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Name: Theros Merit: 575 Credits: None (all were donated to ship fund) Inventory: Powered "DF" Armorsuit (Level V) Moderate Armor 2 Power Sources (Level III) 2 Small Railguns (Level III) Fusion Cutter (Level I) Ammo Belt (Level I) 3 Ion Cannons (Level IX) Stats Visor (has infrared, nightvision, and can report damage to the user) Comms System A few plasma 'nades (Level III) Spec Ammo (Level II) Meson Pistol (Level I) Skills: Level I Shooting Capabilities: Make Level V powered "DF" armor with level III powersource Make Level III plasma grenades Make Level III Small Railguns Make Level IX Ion Cannons Make focused plasma charges (Level I) Spec Ammo (Level II)

Halo just got burnt.

Whut.

Hmmm... I'd probably end up taking an Earth Mage class. Make me a mountaincastle, armor.... AND CHUCK ROCKS AT PEOPLE FROM AFAR :thumbsup:

Good job Mather.

InafterDeathsaysGoondoessomething.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Darn, I missed messing up Halo's house.

No offense, but Minecraft is nothing compared to Dwarf Fortress. To put it mildly, Dwarf Fortress is Minecraft on steroids, antidepressants, laxatives, and flu shots. ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

My copmatriots, today I stand before you and not behind you to... Aw, to heck with it. I'm too lazy to give a speech. THE GAME. Go home.

[/hide] DAMMIT PEPSI YOU WERENT SUPPOSE TO TELL ANYONE! shhhh....... just dont tell tyler or seany or death or goon So it's verified that Pepsi DOES have a pickle fetish. Got it. I'll make sure to make that wall surrounding my corner thicker, and maybe reinforce the door with lead.

"The forums are, in our experience, one of the best places to get your RuneScape questions answered and have great discussions and debates with your fellow players." Really? REALLY?!? I once got a Jmod to go on a small cleaning rampage in the RSOF Rants forum by posting a topic ranting about all the moronic spam in there. It... was glorious. I bet that right now, Rants is even worse than it was then. I do not consider that "one of the best," I consider it "one of the worst" when it takes an entire topic to get a mod's attention. And I'm sorry, but the majority of the people on the RSOF are either: Trolls People whining about Update X, or the lack of Update Y, or.... Roleplayers Low-level bosshunters who need a team Buyers/sellers of rares or the occasional normal person who's looking for discussion and ends up getting spammed and trolled. Once again, not "one of the best."

I haven't seen all of: LotR Star Wars The Princess Bride E.T. and many other "classic movies that everyone should see" Am I gonna get tied to a chair nao?

Random.... pointless... can be taken as innuendo.... Yeah, I'm pretty sure this guy's cut out to be a /FG/er. BRING OUT THE STRAIGHTJACKET!

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What is being damned?

Name: Theros Merit: 575 Credits: None (all were donated to ship fund) Inventory: Powered "DF" Armorsuit (Level V) Moderate Armor 2 Power Sources (Level III) 2 Small Railguns (Level III) Fusion Cutter (Level I) Ammo Belt (Level I) 3 Ion Cannons (Level V) Stats Visor (has infrared, nightvision, and can report damage to the user) Comms System A few plasma 'nades (Level III) Spec Ammo (Level II) Meson Pistol (Level I) Skills: Level I Shooting Capabilities: Make Level V powered "DF" armor with level III powersource Make Level III plasma grenades Make Level III Small Railguns Make Level V Ion Cannons Make focused plasma charges (Level I) Spec Ammo (Level II)

A bit of a late reply, but... Grind them up, mix them into a soda, then drink the soda through my nose. WELCOME TO THE BUBBLY-SNOT VERSION OF /FG/ - NOW WITH JUST AS MUCH TROLLING!

Are you going to kick it too? Spit in its eyes, to add to the shame?

On a more dorfy note..... I modded in something I call "Derpicorns." They're basically fat, dumb, useless unicorns that can swim. I also added a firebreathing version that can be turned into a war animal. So recently, a firebreathing derpicorn somehow managed to stab the head off of a FB after torching it half to death. 6 dorfs died in that incident, more likely from the flames than from the FB. It was GLORIOUS.

Alternative History is hard to describe(After five paragraphs). Its about taking one event in history and working out what would have been different...And then what effect those differences would have had, and so on and so forth. Then picking another moment in history and exploding it...analysing all the people involved and the decisions they make. I usually end up doing this in my head during a boring class. Except every time I try to write it down, my brain goes "OMG HE'S TRYING TO DOCUMENT IT SHUT DOWN NAO!@@@!@!@@@@!@@@!@@#@!!@" and I forget the whole thing.

Then don't look at this thread This isn't the only place the 10? of you, who somehow think this is funny, post the joke. I'm sorry, but there's nothing funny about forced humor. What is funny, however, is that you guys actually think people enjoy your attempt at starting a meme; or the fact that you actually care about your post count. Either way, I'll just stop posting here. It's pretty clear to me that you guys don't need help embarassing yourselves. They almost all embarrassed themselves at different times. People getting butthurt about a harmless joke that will die within a month just adds an element of trolling to it. And trolling is fun because almost everyone ends up trolling at different times.