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You know Defribrilators are completely crap right? Not only do they rarely save the patient, but they can also cause damage.

Someone didn't read my disclaimer.

I'd think you could improve it if you made her a half-elf vampire, whose mother was the girl from Twilight and whose father was Harry Potter. Give her purple hair and rainbow eyes too. And you aren't saying enough about how beautiful and talented she is. She could ride the unicorn too. Just some friendly advice. Of course she's beautiful, but she's also an underdog, so that's why she's human. I imagine everyone else with have super races.

Name: Mary Sue Age: 16 Race: Human Fighter Class: Everything Bio: At the young age of 2, Mary's parents were killed instantly in car crash, Mary witnessed it all and was very traumatised over this. Although it was no ordinary crash, it had to be a murder, because accidents apparently don't exist. So from the age of 3, Mary has been training her socks off to avenge her parents. By the age of 5 she already grasped the advanced level magician, fighter, rogue classes and was moving into more prestige classes, WHEN SUDDENLY. Her tutor was killed. Mary blames herself for this, as she was out helping the local town with some weird competition thing where they were the underdog, but of course Mary strove the town to victory. Mary thinks it was murder, but the scene examination by the best forensic scientist in the world assured her he slipped and fell down the stairs, but Mary had none of that and studied forensics, in minutes she was the new leading expert. Now stuck on an endless quest for revenge, Mary has decided to enroll in Yume academy. Of course she has already passed all the classes, three times over, something she did in one year of study, she could have done it in a few months, but she transferred around a bit, gaining the nickname'Transfer student'. Because of this, no one knows Mary's troubled past, and she must put on a brave face for the entire Yume academy, so people will not figure out that she is infact a demon. ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL. Disclaimer:(I only did this because I didn't know the parameters in which we could create a character, this is fully a joke.)

>Is not in the backstory >Offended Also it's difficult to roll me as a DND character, I don't think you can get 20 in every stat.

I'll make the channel now and wait for people to appear /join #TheCursedPlanet tavern

If the session runs today, it will be the beginning of your first boss in the story. The elemental creed (well the leaders are the boss) And I planned it to be mildly hard, so I will not start unless 4 people are on, and even then, you will be having a hard time.

His life his choice really. Today is my birthday :), I turned 17 :D

That's our mission!? Also recent testing has found Albert to release an unimaginable amount of Sexurons. This baffling discovery has made scientists truely question their belief in science.

>Teacher has less homework to mark >Leaves room >Is hit by a car >Would have survived if they were a few minutes later (the time it takes to mark homework) >You make the connection a few weeks later >Horrible guilt >To make up for the guilt you study hard and do all the homework >Good grades, good college/uni >Nice paid job >Get married >Remember the teacher >Feel like you did well for the teacher >Visit their grave >Leave nice flowers, and thank them.

Let me continue that for you. >Teacher is mad >You become apathetic to school >Refuse to learn >Grades plumet >Parents called in >They mad, teacher mad, errybody mad >You resent not doing homework, but feel you could not change >Grades are unrecoverable >Drop out of high school >Parents disown you >Kicked out of house >Sadness you felt that made you unable to do homework is now miniscule in comparison >Life in ruins >I really should of done that homework

Although he wasn't the one who necro'd... He could also be a fan of the actual story Mather, it's rather famous.

Session in 5 minutes, and when 4+ people are ready to play. /join #TheCursedPlanet tavern

6pm I believe

Yeah :) 10pm GMT

We really don't. The ring in Astare is horrible to mine from, and plus I believe the British own it anyway..

We really don't need a mining fleet.

Errr.... Isn't that based on what the test actually is?

Ok. Yeah sessions will continue.

Well I'm not exactly an expert, but I think it's quite complicated. I mean the Queen is incharge of the commonwealth IIRC

Ya know, it's actually weird the royalty would marry a commner like her. So if anything wouldn't it be the opposite?

Beer cannot into chicken.

I've had horrible shots to the groin. I would be surprised if I can have children anymore. Once I called my sister a B word and she went full force kick into my groin. I actually flew a feet back and landed on my back crying like crazy. Cause man, that really really really hurt. Another time I was riding a bike, and I went straight into a wall, crotch first. This is perhaps the worst one.

Mather are you sure that is a good idea for a ship? Why have 500 stasis pods if there's only one crew quater? Why a grinder and a refinery? Also if it's a recon ship it needs stealth and weapons. Defenses would be good too.

Well EVERYONE is expendable.