helpmeownlife

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090205220913AAcnVCh Read that, it answers your question. (It was the first result on Google when searching the topic title.) *cough*

To the guy who was anti-PUA, I agree. There's the type of pick-up that is like 'YO MAN YOU WANT GIRL? I GET YOU GIRL, I GET YOU 9000+ GIRLS, LEARN THIS PICK UP LINE AND LOOK FOR THIS SIGNAL AND FOLLOW THIS LIST AND YOU BE CHILL YO', and then there's the pick-up that is legit self-help. After I found out and learned the latter type over the summer, I feel like a completly new guy. I know how attraction works, how social interactions go down and all that.

Chipotle. I'm eating it. Right now. Yeah.

guriella mail? Lol.

Pinnacle studio should have came with your Dazzle. Or at least some form of driver+capture combo.

Basically he's saying buy a BASE parachute and jump off your roof.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_explosion Those mushroom clouds really happen. I didn't say it doesn't happen, I said it's unlikely you would be able to see it because it happens in a split second, and you would probably be dead. Mushroom clouds last a bit longer than a split-second...they're smoke, not the actual explosion...

A crap load...needless to say, a lot of people will no be happy. Ipbfree was the host to countless amounts of not only gaming clans, but even legit businesses because it was so popular.

RPG (lolz I'm the one giving advice this time =D), most people consider it an obligation, although that word has such a negative conversation. I heard a very useful peace of advice when I was studying: if she's hold your hand, chances are, she wants, or at least would be ok with you kissing her. Some people even go as far to say that if you don't kiss on the first date, there's nothing there.

You could always use the failsafe "I no longer have any feelings for you at all and I want to end this." You may think that's the stupidest idea you've ever heard, but there is no way any girl could ever argue with that. If she persists, then explain the underlying reasons.

Wow, I can't believe I'm back already. But, srs bsns tiem and you guys could figure it out better than I could. So, I asked the girl I was talking about (^) out and now we're exclusive. The thing is, I feel the opposite of what I'm guessing I should. I'm not like "WOO YEAH GF" or anything, I actually feel like I did a couple years ago when I went through a long period of, get this, depression. Inorite? I have no idea why. It could have something with how socially awkward I felt at the party [we were at] beforehand, or the fact that we've dated before...for about a day, after I'd chased her for so long, and she decided that she didn't love me at all. Or, something else I've considered that's so lulzy: my subconscious has never actually had a successful start (or end) to a relationship, so it's just reverting to these types of feelings already in order to be prepared for the let down. Honestly, I don't [bleep]ing know or how this suddenly started, but it's [cabbage] (censor multiplier x2!). I really was into this girl (she's my best friend, yeah, I know, I've violated at least 5 unwritten rules in the past 7 lines), and now I don't even feel right, at all...

Rpg, rsautohater and dan in like, less than 2 hours. I love this thread <3: Necklace would be cool, but I'd have to be careful about it. If I go out and spend a bunch of money on it, it'll seem way too needy, but if I buy some cheap thing it'd be sort of lame. Any other ideas?

Hey brothers. I haven't hit this topic up for a while but I read it everyday. Dang I've learned so much lol. Anyways, there's a really trivial thing, so trivial it's almost annoying, I really need to ask. How exactly does the asking to 'go out' thing go down? I mean, I can never imagine "Do you want to go with out with me?". Before I've used stuff like "I've considered the idea of us dating like you said, so what do you think?" but that's just meh. So what's the golden line? Something classy? Another part too, that integrates with the first question. This girl who (no offense to her) seems to always get involved in other people's affairs, broke into mine, with a girl I'm going after. We've been going out on dates and flirting for a looooooong time, and I was going to pull a romantic alone-at-sunset thing. However, said dramatic girl decided to plant seeds and paranoid fear into my (sorta?) girl's mind, saying "He hasn't asked you out yet??? There's probably another girl! He's probably just using you!", so...as a last resort to save it, I had to blow it and explain my plan to her...which is so [bleep]ing lame... I got the idea, with my first surprise ruined, have another surprise, to make it special. The first thing I thought of was giving her a ring or something, but I'm asking to become exclusive, not for marriage o.O. So, I don't know. If you nailed my first question and you're still reading this and you have any ideas, throw 'em out. Thanks!

Are you that faithful? Does it bother you?

Why are you afraid? Huh? You one of those illegal downloaders perhaps? You'll be contacted shortly. Did you even read the post? Even if you legally purchase every single song you ever wish to own, once you get a new PC (which will inevitablly need to happen), if you bypass DRM (ex. each song you buy on iTunes can only play on a certain amount of devices, legally), you will be charged just the same.

Bypassing DRM? Are you [bleep]ing kidding me, Obama? "Hmm well I just purchased a new PC as mine got outdated in the last year...I suppose I'll transfer my $3,000 worth of legally purchased music to my new PC so I can actually use it!" "Wait, I'm going to be arrested and treated the same as if I stole the music in the first place? [cabbage].". [bleep]ing ridiculous.

Awesome. I'm just going to restart it. Yay another this hours. I hate this cabbage.

I've been here forever and I can't figure this out. Please, please, please help me.

laura, redsn0w has a 4.0 break already? How?

You know the iPod Touch/iPhone 4.0 update that's coming out today? You know, adding multitasking, folders, wallpapers, global portrait lock, and a unified inbox? Well, unless you have either the newest iPhone, or you've pre-ordered iPhone 4 (the 3GS/4G), you're screwed. And if you're an iPod Touch user, you have to have the brand new iPod. If you're an iPod Touch 2G user like me (or an original iPod Touch user), sorry. You're screwed. If you're outside that very recent product circle, the only things you get? Folders, and a unified inbox. Not even the wall papers. Or a global orientation lock. How hard is that? It's [bleep]ing ridiculous. Jailbroken first generations have been doing this stuff for how long and they haven't had a problem. 2G Touchs and ordinary 3G iPhones were planned for multitasking. But Apple (right before the release, at the keynote) decided to exclude it. Any why? So they can get more money and force loyal customers to buy the newest products. More money for them. Cheap bastards. See you, loyal Apple fans. The moment it comes out, I'm going to the jailbroken side of life.

Hello, my name (RSN) is Devindude9, and I am looking for a good stealing creation clan which is great with working together to win that I can participate in. My combat level is 72, and my highest resource skills are 55 fishing, and 59 cooking. I'm not a noob and if I'm in a good clan I can really help you out. If you have any offers, please message me in-game at Devindude9. Thanks!

I know this is kinda borderline spam, forgive me. But it's relevant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nDxyI6l8FU

I love you.

I love xkcd for the fact there is literally a comic for any internet thread out there.

How is this still open? ...lol?