Nexaduro

I don't really want to be in charge, by virtue of not being good at being interesting. Why did Jeremiah step down again?

Hrm... I seem to remember more dialogue than that... along the lines of the entire crew going "WHAT THE HELL?!" And I forgot about Theros and I being sucked out the window... but didn't I argue about not being there, and I didn't have to revive?

It wasn't? Really? :blink: And Stork... I guess we assume you don't want to be Captain. If you do, I wouldn't complain. :P

Is Pepsiguy black? :huh:

Regardless, you still have not proven that I destroyed the simulator more than once, or that the ficus killed anyone other than you. And you will not have proven so until you pull up the relevant logs.

Jeremiah had a device attached to his chest that would destroy all of us, and the Unity, if it had gone off during the zombie mission. Which I deactivated, despite the consequences. I drove my shuttle between the Unity and a barrage of torpedoes from an enemy ship, destroying it, which is what started pushing SUE over the edge. I have never shown a preference for self-preservation or personal gain over the good of the ship, beyond simple sense. And if you can find the logs showing the ficus and SUE cat incident, and they support your statement, I will admit I am incorrect.

You fortunately gain a conscience, and decide to live happily as a hermit in the mountains while growing food for donation to the world's hungry. I wish my family was more religiously and politically tolerant.

Duck! No, really! Russians just breached the perimeter! I only made the SUE cats in one simulation, as SI would probably confirm. And the people who died from the SUE ficus ended up being... you. Earth was sucked into space while in a suit, so he survived.

Nah, though I'm a bit more inclined towards written language than my peers and tall in a not-lanky not-basketball-player sort of way. Makes people mistake my age on the internet and on the street, so to speak.

I don't need to demand your respect, my name is green! :rolleyes: Nor do I need to crossdress, women's clothing seems like some sort of complicated apparatus designed to inflict discomfort.

Wits, I'm only 14. If she didn't live with her parents it would be very, very sad.

Granted. Dolphins discover them first. >.> I wish someone became a gnome.

7/10, cool, but a bit cut off and I wish I knew what it was from.

Lol. Anyways, I left the knives I bought for that girl stuck between the doorknob and doorframe of her house, she unfortunately wasn't home and evidently has no mailbox.

they tend to

8/10 Looks like some random guy acknowledging compliments after a puppet show. :thumbsup:

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Did you know that a cat's purring is a sort of healing frequency, aiding in the mending of bones? Proximity to cat women is, infact, good for your health.

Granted, the entire Earth is now trillions of dollars in debt to the Chinese Space Empire. I wish there was always something good on TV.

Granted, you're his cellmate. I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

Granted, you die. I wish I ninja'd a post.

Granted. The two employees grow closer over a series of talks over further cups of coffee, and elope. They take their honeymoon on a cruise boat, which happens collide with a dinghy you're rowing. No one notices you drown. >.> I wish cough suppressing drugs actually worked.

Granted, he talks your pet goldfish into organizing a revolution. I wish I had an orange popsicle.

I have destroyed the simulator once, because a simulation of a dangerous entity was capable of acting through the simulation. This is unfortunate, but SI did not inform me of any danger, and I was operating on the expected principle that simulations are incapable of affecting the actual world. I have, in a way that was legitimately my fault, damaged the hull once. I am completely lost as to how I have caused a genocide, and what race was victimized. In contrast, I have used no more than 200kT out of ship funds, and been instrumental in the capture of one destroyer and one heavy destroyer, as well as being responsible for the retrieval of Earth's stealth ship.

*Sigh* Once more, please, name what I've 'destroyed.'