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/\ Correct < Tired \/ Speaks English

So you're blaming Jagex for something stupid that you did. MAKES PERFECT SENSE RIGHT?

He finds out all his money is counterfeit. He is now broke. 64 HP.

Привет.

durrrr. hurrr.

Quite simple. 1 person presents a worst-case scenario, then the person below has to try and reach the objective. Then it continues, the person who reached the objective must post another scenario. Example: Person A: You're surrounded by 5 monsters and all you have is a knife, a boomerang, and a shovel. You have to sprint to a door and you'll be safe. How will you get to the door? Person B: I throw my boomerang at 3 of the monsters, throw a knife at another and KO the 5th with my shovel, then run like hell towards the door. Someone is about to slit your throat. You're bound and gagged to a chair and he's about to slit your throat in seconds. How do you turn the blade on him, break free, then escape? Etc. etc. etc. Allowed powers: Telekenesis Portal Machine All right... I'll start. You're in a room with no doors, windows, anything. All you have is a portal machine, and to escape you have to go to a room that is impervious to a portal machine, which is next door. How do you escape?

*decapitates Goonstalf and feeds his head to werewolves while I toss his body into Jotunheim to be devoured by frost giants*

Incorrect. I am an atheist. TPUM regularly spams /fg/

/b/ proceeds to hack his YouTube page. 64 HP.

:mellow: Bodom.

7/10

Banned for derp.

2100

Please Gallade tell me you are not like this...

Easy as hell. What is your opinion on North Korea? A country shrouded in mystery.

Pro: You look good Con: They can track your IP address. Going out with a redhead chick.

lolwut derp

You didn't specify when, so you get trapped between time, and it rips your essence apart. *travels to 400 AD to seduce a Celtic chick*

Granted. You're a tree. I wish I had a little sister.

The wall gets cast in a Fight Club remake. Pity Lady Gaga will be starring as well. 64 HP.

Gomnital

I like my women like I like my batteries, all revved up and ready to go. Hygiene protocol.

/\ Jobless < Captain Obvious \/ Gayest straight guy ever.

Banned for reasons only romy could comprehend.