Kirschen

By people who are Conservapedia fans. 60 HP Explaining the joke.

Someone I can exchange highly suggestive dialogue with (hello, Alg). Buffets.

Something I ignore. Me being psycho.

Banned because I really am not lying. :mellow:

Low-key ambush site. Void.

Neophyte Redglare from Homestuck. Astrology.

Monsters I forgot to finish off. Sunglasses.

Banned because I haven't visited that thread in 2 whole weeks.

Especially global ones. TPUM does not like Peter Pan.

I expose the wall to Horrorterrors. 59 HP

A weapon with many options. Troll.

Banned for still giving off that "new person" feel vibe.

Needs more agility. I am ten levels above you.

Banned for trying to punish yourself before others can. Also, I do have links in my signature, and they are worth checking.

Breakfast, as I am feeling ravenous and desire to be fed. Psychic.

Hit by an out-of-control psionic wave motion gun.

Am I the only one here who enjoys agility?

Bridge falls on you. You die.

You die of paranoia from having girly plushies stare at you every time you pass by them.

Banned for lacking an avatar.

Dealing with someone going berserk just because they felt you undermined their authority when you really didn't feel like bothering with their idiotic waste-of-time bullcrap. Brother is still raging over the fact I have a headache and cannot bother answering his questions (which the answers are very obvious) and "being a pansy because I don't talk loud enough". His "seniority makes up for stupidity" way of thinking is really tempting me to actually put him in his place hard as a reminder I am not a second-class citizen. <_<

*silently points out redundancy* Where is that spot in caves anyway? Brother is going berserk because I don't feel like answering his questions.

You're too clingy to that cape.

Banned for not filling the government's "happiness" quota to rate the dystopia as a work of wonder.

This makes me want to dungeoneer and get triple level already.