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Banned because that game is proof you downright loathe your liver.

Can turn into Spam Festival one day, void of all life the next. It's like this is the Nest's equivalent of having mood swings. And my dog won't shut the hell up once someone leave the house. Combine it with how power cut out twice today due to this snow storm, and this day is showing signs of sucking.

Trolling Joseph Stalin while enjoying some foreign meal. And he couldn't do crap to stop me. TNPW note what their biggest pet peeve with online shopping that they'd like dealt with.

How did I join? I registered. Why? I was getting sick and bored with the last RS-based forum I was using dying (and dwindling in numbers of people), so I came here for friends and fun (and I got a lot more of that than I thought). TNPW post their favorite memory involving Tip.It in some way.

Shorts. Easy to put on, many stuff to store. TNPW describe, in the form of a poem, their five-minute dream situation.

Fired from the Cupcake plant for sneaking in doses of high-grade wasabi in the treat in the kids' parties line to teach them Asian culture. All you did was lose your job and get sued by many parents for causing their children to cry in agony as they seek to cool their mouths off.

Guthan. That guy's spear made me my first bank back in 2007. That, or Verac on account of the armor being useful in multiple ways. TNPW describe what their biggest fear is in the most silly and ridiculous way possible.

Granted, but the government enforcing it is soon thrown over and made meaningless. Made worse, you are shackled and force to do things for your new owner. I wish I could store vast arsenals of military ordinance in a hyper-space box. Why? Just for party tricks and kicking ass.

1. Me getting into Pokemon again (trying to find a copy of D/P/Pt to fully brush up on the generation I missed). 2. How To Train Your Dragon getting a TV Show. 3. Getting new pet cats. 4. Quitting RuneScape. 5. Seeing some nice quality movies in theatres for once. TNPW contemplate their place in the universe in 10 words.

Banned because the camera was smashed by gangster hooligans, not me.

Banned because there is at least one person that cares in the world. And apparently, you are never one of them.

Banned because you are shunning curiosity. Inquire! Also, finally managed to make bacon nice and crispy. It's a shame I had no time to compliment eggs with it. Preferably the scrambled kind with traces of spices.

Banned because steel is a much more ideal material. It makes better swords to coat venom on. And makes good frying pans to conjure vast swaths of peppery bacon and scrambled eggs. Maybe pancakes if your flipping skills are good. Speaking of flipping, how good of a merchant are you?

Doing work. Red velvet cake.

Eaten by a Wailord. That way I can make a weird Jonah reference as I bust out. Would you prefer being in excruciating pain for every poke or step on a lego with every step?

Large gap since a post. TNPW insert a 3 for each 4 letters, a 5 for each 6 letters, and a pink question mark for each ten letters in their sentences.

Fired from the Parties Department for not approving to host a party to celebrate over a thousand pink slips.

Banned because it sounded like you meant to use another word other than 'iron'. 'Mess' maybe? Also, why was 'Cherry' untouched?

Fired from Tall Poppies for being too damn efficient and making people look slow. Also, the porcupine gauntlets were a way better design because the spikes held onto items more effectively and that you had less of a mess to deal with. Granted, the family cat would be bleeding to death in mere minutes from a snuggle session, but still worth it.

Banned because it will probably be another cat-themed calender. Not like I am complaining; they are extremely cute in their awkward positions!

Fired from the position of Mayor of the sky-high citadel of Cloudcukooland for taking a few levels in sanity and losing to some dark horse wearing a dress just because it looked better than a suit.

Does anyone else not understand what is being said in this sentence? Forgive me, but I seem to be speaking in a mix of TVTropes terminology and blatant airheadedness. Alg should be able to understand it based on my use of trope names, but unsure on the spacey behavior. Hell, I think that guy is one of the few who has the least trouble understanding my incoherent and bizarre wording style on account of conversing so often. And speaking of being spacey, I forgot to attend to a few things, so au revoir (for a little while).

And boy, was he cool. He must have been crazy awesome at the least, right? Speaking of Nuzlockes, I wish someone made a Nuzlocke comic where its signature gimmick relies on a brilliant and unholy mix of loophole abuse and exact wording. It would probably piss off many Nuzlocke fans, but it would add a nice spice of creativity given most Nuzlockes seem to rely on characterization and good art skills as their selling points.

Fired from the Pink Slips factory in-person from the director because you dyed the paper green as a way to avoid being expelled from employment.

I am still curious why those who celebrate the holiday call it"Boxing Day". I feel like I should take a quick glance on a site like Wikipedia just to get a brief summary of what it is about just to satisfy my desire for information.