Becoming a moderator is/was fairly ease...you find an abandoned forum, act like a noob for 6 months, reform, spend 18 months modding without any of the powers, building up a considerable reputation for someone who spends an exceedingly large amount of time checking posts, giving feedback and generally being helpful.... Then apply for modship, give story above. 2 years and job done, then another 2 years for the admin to realise you have a different style from the traditional moderator, and you retire to a quiet corner of the forum. As the saying goes, From nothing, comes nothing, what have you lost? Nothing.