Blaze The Movie Fan

Starring at a wall, that way I can think. Would you rather die at an extremely young age or live in longer than 1,000 years?

Banned for looking A LOT like Jesus.

Never listen to music ever again. I'm no music fan, so it wouldn't bother me. Would you rather be pwned by a toy with a mind of its own or something even more ridiculous?

Banned for giggling.

I killed 132 greater demons and got the following drops: 10072 Coins Gold bar 10 Death runes 6 Tunas Steel battleaxe 2 Uncut sapphires 90 Chaos runes 2 Rune full helms Uncut ruby 375 Fire runes Clue scroll 2 Steel hatchets 3 Steel 2h swords Mithril kiteshield During the clues I got the following items: 45 Death runes 15 Sharks 12 Lobsters 14 White firelighters Zamorak kiteshield Rune crossbow Iron chainobdy* Leather chaps* 4 Purple firelighters 171 Coins 8 Chaos runes Willow longbow *=Means I needed that to finish the clue. I finished the quest Buyers and Cellars, along with all the mini-quests except the last one. During the miniquests I got the following: 69 coins from men 360 coins from al-kharid warriors nothing from master farmers Some coins (forgot to count) from farmers Some coins, (forgot to count) 3 coals, 3 bronze arrows and 4 steel arrows and a clue from from HAM members. 6450 coins from guards. And I was rewarded the following: 255 Maple logs 126 Teak logs 37 Raw lobsters 19 Raw swordfish 38 Gold ores 46 Coals 55 Nature runes 45 Law runes Then I did the same thing I usually do, pickpocketed knights until I failed 100 times and got 88600 coins in total. (1772 pickpockets) While stealing from the gem stall I got the following drops from guards and paladins: (Note: Since I didn't pick up any metal items except bolts they're not listed.) 2 Fire runes 6 Air runes 3 Nature runes 23 Coins 8 Iron bolts 9 Grapes Body talisman I stole the following things: 20 Uncut sapphires 5 Uncut emeralds Uncut diamond 2 Raw sharks 2 Adamantite ores 2000 Coins I got the following things from random events: Cabbage (bee)

lolcats - 11. Bread for :-o - 50. *9001 - 16. Pokémon - 21. Death to lolcats.

Banned, just banned. Do I need to say more?

Granted, now you're so happy that you can't stop laughing. Unfortunately that's a problem, because you are annoyed by how you can't stop laughing. I wish for security cameras all around my apartment.

Granted, but since you have unlimited wishes already, you are gonna wish you wasted your time better. I wish for a knuckle sandwich.

A meteor hits your hometown and nobody survives, especially not you.

That's an opinion, not a fact. The United States was invented in 1492.

Nope. Pyscho_robot

Let's give that picture some color.

Just me. Goonstalf.

Banned for clicking here.

*looks up the word "conjure" in the dictionary, and finds this explanation: "To imagine or picture in the mind."* Granted, but it only exists in your mind. I wish I could see into the future, then I'd use that ability to win at gambling.

Granted, you are now the owner of the Internet, but a lot of people look at you as a greedy bastard, and eventually you end up with no friends. I wish that every time someone spoke a language that isn't English, English subtitles would appear right next to them out of nowhere, then I'd talk to some Japanese dudes.

Banned for being too creative with your reasons to ban.

I killed 132 hellhounds and got: Clue scroll From the clues I got the following: Blue d'hide chaps* Rune full helm* Fire battlestaff* Rune pickaxe Black d'hide body 27 Mahogany planks 14 Sharks 49 Law runes Rune crossbow *=Means I needed this item in order to finish the clue. Since I needed to complete Swan Song to finish the clues, I completed Garden of Tranquillity, (I got level 43 Farming while doing that quest.) One Small Favor (I got level 62 slayer as a reward) and then finally I finished Swan Song. I pickpocketed 144 knights to get back the money I used for a level 3 clue. And as usual I pickpocketed knights until I failed 100 times and got 92050 coins in total. (1841 pickpockets) While stealing from the gem stalls I got the following drops from guards and paladins: 3 Grapes Iron bar 15 Iron bolts 14 Coins Steel arrow Body talisman I stole the following things: 13 Uncut sapphires 6 Uncut emeralds 2 Raw sharks 2 Admanitite ores 2000 Coins I got the following things from the random events: 31 Pure essences (Giles)

Granted, they go to your car instead. (or something else not in your house if you don't have one) I wish for a fridge of infinite Coca-Cola.

I killed 77 black dragons and got the following drops: (Since I didn't pick up the charms they're not listed.) 390 Adamant javelins 10934 Coins 2 Chocolate cakes 2 Mithril hatchets 80 Adamant darts(p) Adamantite bar 75 Air runes Chaos talisman 4 Rune knives 30 Blood runes 50 Fire runes 10 Law runes Clue scroll Mithril battleaxe For the clues I got the following items: Diamond ring* Amulet of power* 60 Air runes Blue d'hide chaps* Rune pickaxe 39 Nature runes Magic lonbow Rune plateskirt (g) Rune platebody Rune battleaxe *=Means I needed this to finish the clues. I also pickpocketed 521 knights to get the money back I used for the clues and initiate armor. Then as usual I stole from knights until I failed 100 times and got 69200 coins in total. (1384 pickpockets) While stealing from the baker's and gem stall I got the following drops from guards and paladins: (Since I didn't pick up the iron daggers they're not listed.) 18 Grapes 159 Coins 5 Bronze arrows Nature rune Body talisman 5 Iron bolts 2 Fire runes I also stole the following things: 30 Uncut sapphires 3 Raw sharks 3 Adamantite ores 3000 Coins Uncut diamond Uncut ruby Uncut emerald From random events I got the following items: 20 Mithril ores (mime)

I hate you for thinking hating someone makes it a hating triangle. What the hell is a hating triangle?

Banned because Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase, hakuna matata ain't no passing parade. It means no worries for the rest of your days, it's our problem free philosophy, hakuna matata.

Hating you is a curse, IT'S A CURSE I TELL YOU, A CURSE!!!!!!!!! I hate you, DAMN I'M CURSED!!!!!!!!!!

I am waiting for a reply on a particular thread, but you know what? I'm not gonna ask people to reply to that thread, I'll just wait patiently. [hide]Banned for not knowing what thread I'm talking about.[/hide]