FunPhish

Wow what motivates you to ever do something like that, especially at such a young age.

Ok so to help you understand this my original post was on p.179(one of the first posts)and the follow-up on p.188(scroll down to about half way). Well these last few weeks with her have been great, everything I expected and a little more. It was almost like a daydream, like it couldn't have even really happend. But this last week has been different, horrible even. She has been completely ignoring me since Monday, being mean to me, and just acting totally uncaring. Well last night(Tuesday night) she texted me admiting to being that way, and explaining how she has been stressed out about a lot of things and how she was sorry and she was going to change. Well today we went to church, yes the same church from the previous posts, and this isn't the first time we've been since we've gotten together. But this time was awful, her Ex, the VERY same guy she left me for the first time was there. Well as I said, this isn't the first time we've been since getting back togther, and he was there the other times. But like I said, this time was different. He's coming straight from football practice(of course he's a football player, which makes me look even more like a piece of [cabbage] by comparison.) to church, so of course he's tired as hell. But god when he comes in he looks like a sad puppy dog, and he just looks depressed. Well tonight she kept looking at him and I could just see by the look in her face that something [bleep]ing horrible was about to happen to me. Well when we got home she of course was being the same, and then her and her mom got in an arguement(her mom is a crazy drunk [bleep], always) and so she put her ipod headphones on and started texting to ignore her mom. Well usually she will text her friends she's met online from however many states away, but I noticed she was texting her ex(the guy from the church) and they have barely even spoken since they broke up. Well they ended up texting for a while, and I knew it was bad news for me. Well this may be kind of crazy, but she did a Myspace survey and this is one of the Q/A. Have you ever let someone go because you thought you deserved better? I let someone go around a month ago because I thought HE deserved better, not me. :c I'm sure he thinks I was being a jerk and making up excuses to get with other people; I just never told him the truth. All of these things are just pointing twards the same signs I saw before the last time she broke up with me. I mean I feel like a piece of [cabbage], I'm so stupid, I can't ever think of cool romantic things to say. I never know what to say honestly, I'm a real jackass. It's pretty safe to say I really don't deserve her, and that I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I hate everything about this, today is the first day in my life I've thought about cutting myself. The worst of it is that I know this is all my fault, I dug my own grave, I am an actual idiot. Tonight I talked to her mom for like 3 hours and she tried to tell me good things, even though in the back of my mind I wanted to cry because I knew they weren't true. But regadrless I felt a little better. So that's when I get home log into myspace and read that survey..I know that all my posts on these forums are over-dramatic and overly emotional, my disagreements end up as me flaming, I'm always way too dramatic about the simplest things. I know that a good portion of the people that visit off-topic often probobly hate me, and rightfully so. But I guess I really don't need advice, though feel free to try, there's nothing I can do, I don't know what I'm going to do, I really feel like disapearing. But anyways I just needed to write this, and I figured no one I know would ever read it here so why not.

The worst has got to be the sausage-link style, hopefully someone knows what I'm talking about. I used to get them all the time when I was a kid but I havn't seen one of those popsicles in a while.

Correction. If someone like ME can do it, then anyone can. :lol: Au contraire, if I can girlfriend, anyone here can. Especially when I did, I wasn't social at all, and didn't get along with people. Well hold on, now. Are we talking about having any girlfriend or a well-liked girlfriend? Cuz anybody can get awkward, ugly Betty to be their girlfriend, but not adorable, pretty Bethany. I'm very happy with my relationship. We bond very well, she is attractive, we have fun debates, and she's overall one of my favorite people in the world (which is saying a lot since I hate most people). Whether you believe a random internet stranger or not is totally up to you though. Abc: Before trying to get a girlfriend, you should first get used to girls in general, which means to befriend them. Girls like being friends with funny guys, so humor is probably your best bet. Playful little jabs, mocking teachers they don't like, spontaneous/interesting behavior. Stuff like that. So yeah, get a feel of how girls are like before you make any big moves. Yeah man that is great advice, if you're funny enough(Like me :thumbsup: ) you can get by almost purely on comedy. I mean most people think they aren't clever enough to be funny but god I tell ya'. Probobly 90% of my comedy is timing, I rarely say clever things, hell most of the things I say are stupid as hell. People tell me I could do stand up and the only material I have is good timing and stupid mocking voices. I mean sure you need confidence, and it doesn't hurt that I work out a good bit, but overall my charm comes from comedy. I sometimes feel stupid as hell because I can't really ever say romantic things, and when my girlfriend feels bad I rarely can think of things to say to console her. But anyways point is I'm not a very attractive guy, probobly a 6, and my girlfriend is like a friggen' model(9-9.5 imo, guess not everyone would agree), and basicly all I have going for me is funny. So if if you can pull funny off definatly go for it, and from my experiences you only get better at it over time, I know I'm funnier than I've ever been lol. And don't worry about stupid jokes, you can make them funny by saying something like,"(Pause)..uhhh forget I said anything" or,"..yeah sorry about that..". Hopefully this advice can help someone, it's the only thing that's ever worked for me.

My brother got a mandatory 1 year and 1 day sentence for possesion of marijuana, but I guess marijuana is the leading cause of rape and murder right? They only make those sentences to scare away kids from drugs..

Well a lot of my black friends come up to me and say, "My N-word! What's good?". So in turn I'll call them my N-word, and they never care, but keep in mind these aren't just people I kind of know these are good friends. My girlfriend on the other hand is a red-bone(she fidns that more offensive than the n-word) but I don't ever joke around with her about it, unless she starts the joke. I live in a red neck town so I'll do impressions of racist red-necks alot and use the n-word in the 'er' ending to sound funny, and they always get a good laugh. But like I said I wouldn't say ANY of these things if I wasn't comfortable around them.

Welll I know that the actual quality of the food is going down, but in my opinion taste is still alive and kickin'. I LOVE the direction fast food is going with these $1 menus, awesome food for cheap as hell. I could practicly live off McChickens(Try them with McDonalds buffalo sauce and you will cry tears of joy). Not to mention I can get full at Taco Bell for like $2.50. But yeah I know it's all unhealthy as anything could ever be, but I still love the taste. :thumbsup:

Bull-[cabbage]. If one of the detectors go off, the people standing at the front will automatically treat you like you are a criminal. HELL no. The detectors at the mall go off on you whenever you have any merchandise from GameStop. If you have a GameStop bag the people just wave you on and go back to reading a magazine. I used to shoplift little things, might do it again. Like the other guy, I don't want praise, I just do it. It's almost instinctive for me. From what I heard employees at a place like wal-mart don't even have the right to go stop you if you just walk out and the detector beeps. It's sort of sad really. They do, my friend used to steal Airsoft BB's by going to the bathroom and pouring them into a zip-lock, one time an employee was in the bathroom and he got stoped and they cornered him in the vending machine area. :shock: He got away though but he did get his shirt riped. :lol:

I wish there was just a better way for me to convey the situations in which this is happening. I go to these parties, nothing but choches(Jocks who might as well have Polo's graphed to their skin) and all I do is get mean-mugged(dirty looks) because I don't look like a typical Alabama fan. I have my friends their, typicly the cooler more normal and even sometimes artsy crowd. Well it's always just us taking dirty looks and off comments from these [wagon] holes who can't stand people looking different. I will admit I've probobly stolen things from people who didn't deserve, and I'm not even saying these choches deserve it. But for the most part these douches are on a free ride, daddy got them into the frat, daddy pays for school, daddy gives them an allowance to buy beer and weed with. When I take their things, I know the only trouble it is to them is a trip back to Best-Buy. Though I guess none of this justifies theiving, it certainly helps me not care. But like I said, I'm sure I've stolen from many people who didn't deserve it, but life isn't ever fair.

Yup, get mine. If I goto a party and your Ipod is playing and you leave it un-attended, best hope I don't see it. Same with cell phones, don't leave your stuff lying around. It makes no difference to me if people don't like it, I don't expect to be praised for being a theif. You can insult me all you want, I have all the friends I need to make a human wall so people can't see me stealing your purse. I'd guarantee that if someone stole some of your stuff, you'd be [bleep] pissed. Maybe if you actually worked for yourself, you wouldn't have to be a complete douchebag. I don't really care if someone steals from say, wal mart, but stealing from people is just weak. You were complaining we were hurting your feelings before, I think? [bleep] you. I'm honestly in tears right now. I don't want everyone to hate me, but I'm not going to sit here and lie to you. I could be fake and say, "Aw broseph that's lame man stealing is wrong!". But Im telling you the way I actually feel, yes I WOULD be pissed if someone stole from me, but they say the only way to gain a con's respect is to con him. I don't get things stolen from me because I don't buy expensive electronics that I don't need, I help pay my bills. Not to mention I don't trust the public and leave my things lying around. As for everyone hating me, like I said, I have too many friends as it is, I don't need internet people thinking I'm cool. And to answer another question, no, I don't steal from friends, because they're my friends. As far as trolling? I don't care what people on the internet think, I got attacked with insults, I havn't been insulting people have I? Yeah I called 1 person a moron because he personally attacked me, other than that I've expressed my honest opinions, if you think that's trolling well then give me the title, I'm a troll. If thinking this way makes me a bad person, then I'm a bad person. I'd rather be a bad person with money that people like than a good person who's broke and everyone hates because he's always buming things. Other than being a thief I'm actually a really nice person, but I supose no one here would dare believe that : . But seriously guys, you're hurting my feelings, don't cuss at me so much.

Yup, get mine. If I goto a party and your Ipod is playing and you leave it un-attended, best hope I don't see it. Same with cell phones, don't leave your stuff lying around. It makes no difference to me if people don't like it, I don't expect to be praised for being a theif. You can insult me all you want, I have all the friends I need to make a human wall so people can't see me stealing your purse.

I wish you guys would quit making fun of me, you're really hurting my feelings. I probobly said alittle too much but my only point is that I'm broke, and I'm getting my entertainment by any means I have to. Hell I'd steal from Wal-Mart if It was as easy as pirating. I have no shame in being a theif, I was raised to get mine, and odds are I'll be that way untill I die.

I'm for "piracy" as well, but you're arguments are just [developmentally delayed]. You're acting as if you're entitled to these things. 1. So you'd feel someone was fully justified if they took something of yours rather than paying for it? 2. That's stupid; just because (in your mind) they probably don't own the rights doesn't mean they don't own the rights. Besides which, a better argument would be that the money goes to the label rather than the artist. 3. You didn't give that money to them, you bought something off them. Big difference. Stop acting as if you're doing them a [bleep] charity by buying those (and why the hell would you need three?). And yeah, it's their product, which they own the rights to, so that throwing you a bone [cabbage] doesn't fly. 4. If you don't have the money for it, suck it up. That's the weakest argument I've ever heard (don't worry, you're not the first). The only time that excuse becomes even remotely acceptable is when it's a necessity. 1. They aren't taking anything from me, so I don't know how I'd feel, untill that times comes I DON'T CARE. 2. I never said for sure they don't own the rights, and secondly I don't even know how else to find half of the old-skool beats I get. 3. I might as well have, they spend like $10 a disk I spend $35? Seems like charity to me. Oh and I didn't buy 3 copies of the same game moron, I bought expansions. 4. Kiss my [wagon], I WON'T suck it up, I'll downlaod what I want when I want as I am entitled to. 5. You need to calm the hell down dude, you act like I'm stealing from you, quit being so insulting you're only making yourself look stupid. No one here is going to change my mind, I don't care who is going bankrupt I'm getting my music when I want it.

Pulp Fiction, loved it, which is sayin a lot considering I really don't care much for his style, too gory.

x2, I hate that, it doesn't even annoy me I'm just embaressed to hear it out loud.. I guess in some situations it doesn't bother me at all, like someone saying, "Brb". But an, "lol" give me a break dude, if you didn't laugh out loud why say lol?

Not everyone is that rich, for example there are tons of non mainstream bands who have the little profit they would be getting made even smaller because people would rather just download it. Lots of game companies, even well known ones go out of business as well; they need to earn money as well, its not like everyone is super rich you know. And its not even like the songs are that expensive. Even if you had no money, i'm sure there are alternate ways of listening to music, like turning on MTV or the radio or going on your favourite artists official music channel. Its not like anyones forcing you to illegally download stuff. I was raised on the original Napster, I grew up seeing cd's as a waste of $15, this opinion will never change, ever. A cd is an absolute waste of money, if I can get a loaf of bread for free rather than paying $15 obviously I'm getting it for free, the baker can kiss my [wagon]. The majority of songs I download are so old the original artist probobly doesn't even own the rights anymore. As far as game companies needing money, I bought 3 RCT's so that's over $100 I gave them, god forbid they throw me a bone and let me get RCT 2 for free. And no I'm not being forced, but I HAVE NO MONEY, so I DO NOT have another option, if I want these things I HAVE to pirate them because I CAN NOT afford them.

Billy Madison is easily my favorite, his worst is either 8 Crazy Nights orrrr...click?

To be honest, if she's 17, in most states, shes legal for anyone. Even 95 year olds. As creepy as that may be, I don't think he was doing anything illegal. As long as they don't have sex they could both be any age, dating ages is not governed by law. Legal consent for sex is 16 in my state so they could do anything they wanted, and most girls here date older men. Hell I'm about to be 19 and my girlfriend is 15..

Pointing a gun at someone? What is even funny about that? That's just stupid, and how much do yo hear, "I didn't know it was loaded.".

Haha Fo-Hawk, ladies love it! My only advice is shave the stache dude, trust me, most girls HATE mustaches. I know you've probobly just recently been able to grow it, I did the same thing for like a year when I was 14-15. But trust me, almost every girl i ever asked told me they hated it. Other than that great choice of hair girl wise :thumbsup: . Shame I can't pull off short hair, I love my long curls but it's hotter than hell this time of year.

Chilli flavor is untouchable, no chicken no beef no shrimp, chilli bruh. It's good when you add alittle hot suace aswell, and it's way more filling to eat with crackers. I spent all last summer eating Ramen, it's like a life time supply for $10.

All these people who think they are really sticking it to the man are hilarious. No one cares about your potential sale that isn't going to happen. If you really want to stick it to a man go steal real copies of the objects. (Even then you're just hurting the retail store, not the actual developers). I'm not trying to, "stick it to the man". I have no job and no money, I have no choice but to pirate.

Agreed, just when I thought my boy Tavaris was going to have a shot to show what he has learned. Oh well, I guess I don't hate the Vikings, if he plays half of what he's capable of they're a huge Superbowl contender.

Yeah I was raised on southern hospitality, if you don't hold the door open for someone here then everyone is going to give you the stink-eye. Things like that should be common everywhere, it's not like people here are particularly nice, it's just decent manners.

I pirate everything from songs to Roller-Coaster Tycoon 2, the people who create these things are rich enough as it is. Where is the line between money you need and just being greedy, who knows, but the way I see it these people are getting along just fine. We have so many of those in my town, I think the guy who sells them really got his point across to someone. :lol: