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Ok, I begin building 125 figthing aircraft, 250 tanks and one battleship then over the next 2 years.

South Africa should have about 150,000 troops now. I'm wondering if I have any tanks, aircraft or navy at all, or did the countries lose all that when the game begun? In the first post it says the armies ect are disbanded, does that mean that the equipment is gone to? And what is the response from Lesotho?

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Ok, I won’t get any nuclear weapons yet then. I will however block all trading to and from Lesotho until they join South Africa. I also threaten to invade if they don’t and places soldiers around the border. I inform their king that he'll get to continue live a life in riches if they give up before I invade, otherwise he will be deported.

Some questions: Can you only aid countries that are ruled by other players? What are wonders? Are there any rules not on in the first post except this aid stuff? And can I acquire nuclear weapons any easier since South Africa used to possess them earlier?

Thanks, I joined the last time to, but 99% of my population died before it got colored on the map.

Country: South Africa Player: El_Snubbe Leader Name: King Snubbe National Anthem: Random Fact: Largest white population in Africa. IAG: 128,023,000,000 Treasury: ? Infrastructure: 1,85 The IAG not spent on infrastructure mostly goes into the army and some goes into fighting HIV/AIDS. Currently South Africa has 150 troops per 100,000 people, we will increase that to 1,500 during the next ten years. If I need to give more information tell me.

What should be 30 km away from what?

ultimania92 was correct. When I said none was correct I was referring to Jaziek's guesses. As you can see it was just one minute between mine and ultimania92's post so I didn't see his.

None of those either.

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How do you know that the formula isn't accurate for the higher levels?

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