a_bert

SHOOT & LOOT

Yay Rocco. Walk around aimlessly when you start - it's the best thing to do. [No, it really is :P]

Yeah, sent mine to my Germ friend. Had to wait all day to give it to him, but he was so happy when I did. [hide] 15:47 - epx^xeno: sc2 15:47 - epx^xeno: ? 15:49 - epx^xeno: come on <encouraging term> 15:50 - Lightcycle pilot: n 15:50 - Lightcycle pilot: D: 15:50 - epx^xeno: how about 15:50 - epx^xeno: I give you a beta key? 15:50 - epx^xeno: :D 15:50 - Lightcycle pilot: ye ok 15:50 - epx^xeno: whats your email? 15:50 - Lightcycle pilot: wat 15:50 - Lightcycle pilot: <his email> 15:50 - Lightcycle pilot: you got one? 15:50 - epx^xeno: actually 15:51 - epx^xeno: <KEY WAS HERE> 15:51 - epx^xeno: ye 15:51 - epx^xeno: invite a friend 15:51 - epx^xeno: :) 15:51 - Lightcycle pilot: :o 15:51 - Lightcycle pilot: :D 15:51 - Lightcycle pilot: :D 15:51 - epx^xeno: :D 15:51 - Lightcycle pilot: :D 15:52 - Lightcycle pilot: my right index finger hurts D: 15:52 - epx^xeno: what why 15:52 - Lightcycle pilot: omfg it [bleep]ing worked 15:52 - Lightcycle pilot: ty!!![/hide]

No, because usually the item slot they take up can be put to better use to store an item worth more than the stack of gold.

He probably gets that bit, but was hoping there was more to it than just that. Personally, I find it a very boring unlock. Also got all the unlocks for engineer now, feel so empty.

I was Renegade for a short while before I betrayed.

Shoots them. Then shoots my squadmates. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EDIT: actually just shoots zombies, loots them, then carry on with escort

loots dem

I nod sagely. Then I escort those CS people. I whoop loudly. COME AND GET US VARIOUS ENEMIES.

RPG launcher, with some rockets (?) I ask them if I can permanently join their faction. If yes, then I whoop loudly. If no, then I nod sagely. I ask for more work, in the field of killing. Then I go do it.

Got my first gold star. With the Carl Gustav. AHAHAHAHAHA. Five blackhawks, five minutes. woopwoopwoop /out

Even the ancient spellbook has teleports.

"Yes, I am. What do you need me to do?" I, however, need me to sleep now, so thanks and night.

I hobble a smile, and nod sagely. "Who are you?" I blurt out obliviously. As his answers come [i assume], I ask more. Why are they here? What was that process? Why am I here? What do you do? Is it worthwhile?

You guys should get off his back. He has it covered.

Loners suck. I walk on aimlessly towards the centre of the Deadzone, AK47 drawn. Quieter now.

I ask them if they know the co-ords of any faction bases near to our location, and then shoot them with my handgun - point blank. Badass. I loot all 5 bodies.

Switch to handgun and shoot the final guard. Bastard better die! Assuming he doesn't kill me, I go over to the loners and say hi. If they need it, I'll use my medkit on them. But I'm prepared to shoot them if they don't reward me in some form. I keep my AK drawn as I walk to them. Oh right, I loot as well.

I throw my grenade towards the UN forces, and as they stoop to inspect it I open fire with my AK. FULL AUTOMATIC, F YEAH.

I walk towards what I believe to be the centre of the Deadzone, whooping and screaming as soon as I'm out of earshot of the Renegade camp. If I see anyone in a group of 3 or less, I find some cover and then I shoot & loot. If I see a group of 4 or above, and they have respectable gear, I will approach them with my hands up. Unless they're an icky faction. SHOOT AND LOOT!

Doth I have another job, O great leader of the Renegades? If yes, I go do that. If no, I spend all my money on Medkits and AK47 bullets, and climb a watchtower, knifing the guards silently.

I continue shooting, firing at the Loner who is most likely to get away, and then the next loner after he is dropped and so on. After they're all dead, I loot their bodies, snarling at the Renegades I'm with if they want to get in on the loot. We then cheerily return to camp, where I receive my reward, and if it's <2000c then I don't do anything with it. If it's >2000c, I buy an RPG launcher. I then find out about another job. If he doesn't offer me one, I nod sadly and decide wait for the next round.

I, Stephen, am currently Renegade.

When the Loners hand over the goods, if they are able to do so, I shoot them both. If the Renegades protest, I tell them I did it for the lolz. If such a situation is not available, then please move on quickly to the point where they've completed the deal/something happens which I can partake in! This is what I meant earlier :P

I nod happily, and go with the other Renegades to the deal, waving my AK47 around happily, flicking a bullet in my left hand and talking nonchalantly to myself. I deliberately weird out the Renegades.