bacab

Were you wearing the insulated boots?

Banned for not pointing out that the error lies not with you but with Jagex. Gah! I just noticed it says "weight" carried! >.< How could Jagex do that to me? Why, Jagex, why? #-o

Bacab, phatless, remains scattered across a nexus he was banished into. His soul and physical self torn in parts. Fortunately, Phersu, his trusty servant, gathers him once again... I don't feel like doing this. I'm just going to rip you to pieces with a machete and pry the phat from you cold dead fingers.

Banned for not knowing the difference between weight and mass. Mass is measured in Kilograms, while weight is measured in Pounds/Newtons. Weight is a derivation of Mass and Acceleration Due to Gravity (mass * grav=weight) Honestly, doesn't anyone know basic physics anymore?

Walter

Life Mage placidly sat upon a throne on his boat, twirling the party hat between his fingers. He had just stolen it from Gatts in a true display of prowess in the extreme. Gloatingly he boasted to his crew about his efforts, sure that nobody has the gall or the ability to steal it from him. He doesn't even notices the stranger wearing the dark robes amidst his crew. Until the strange spoke. "You seem rather confident in yourself," the stranger whispered. Life Mage is shocked back into reality. "Who are you?" He snarled at the man in the dark robes. "I am everything and nothing," the stranger retorted. "I amÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ã

Ulysses

Banned for your display of petty narcissism.

As Kwim mentioned lobsters are the way to go. But I'm pretty sure you stop burning lobs with cooking gaunts at 65, not 68. And even before 65 with gaunts a burn is rare.

Oberon

I'm not sure of Torag price... but I bought the Platelegs and Platebody (no hams or helms) for 1.75m and 75 sharks. Maybe it's 1.4m without the helm tho. Not sure.

The hell? What's "ff" mean? Anyway... I'll just use the homerow. Opposite of FF would be JJ. Wit

Skyscrapers of Oz (awesome yaoi btw) Destiny

morals (take that, Madge!) echo

^ confuzzles me great much :-s < he left us all behind v will always be searching for what we were promised

Karl

^is rong rong wrong about everything < Begs to be imbrued v Has posted more than 50 times in the games forums

Ignacio

I use stealthy techniques of Astral Projection and Telekinesis to steal the phat so quietly that you don't even notice it's gone. A Barrage of Flaming Crows is now headed your way as the phat rests safely on my head and I hide some place safe and obscure. Have a nice day.

lead impulse

Francisco posts don't add up here :-$

Banned because I don't think we're both talking about the same "good kind" of pickles. \

Singing Ezra's Song Successfully Interrupted Oscar's Nicer Sonatta ess oh en ay tee tee ay ....sonatta I'm not sure if that's how you spell it though. :-s

Banned for have numbers in your name. RE your sig... what kind of pickles do you like? :wink:

Banned for waving your fingers in the air like you just don't care.