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^ WELL NOW WE KNOW HOW THE FERRET SMELLS WHEN THE FOOT IS ON THE OTHER SHOE!! < Can play the banjo (not really) v Knows how to play some sort of instrument or card game.

You got my hopes up!! When I read the topic title I was thinking that he broke it or summat and that the strings were all funky and out of place. False hopes aside, that's pretty darn kewl. He's like one of those artist/musicians, neh?

BARNED FER BEEING A SESQUIPEDALIAN11!!1!!1!!1!!1!1

All our bad things seem to happen at the mall . . . . About a coupla years ago on Valentine's Day some freak was whacked out of his gourd and went to the mall with some guns and started shooting. Nobody got seriously injured (only two people were hurt and no one died), but it landed us on CNN. They described our town as "somewhat rural" and that made me cackle. "Somewhat rural" . . . them fancy high gear city slickers with their fancy TV station thinkin they's bettah than us! Also the manager of a restaurant in the mall (The Ground Round) was murdered brutally. There are almost no suspects or leads in this case. My cousin was sad because she knew the woman (my cousin is the manager of a failing movie theatre in the mall). It was really odd because at the time of her death the woman was transfering a large sum of money and it was still with her when they found her body or summat. Some people are raising a bit of a stink because some other people are planning on building an LGBT community center. I have only one problem with the plan to build it -> they're planning on it being in a bad section of town. I wouldn't go there if it was in a bad section of town, I'm much too delicate. Otherwise I would go, it'd be a nice place to hang. There's not much else major news that goes on here. I hate my boring town/life. Sometimes I wish that I could live in a Soap Opera town or summat. That would rawk. EDIT- AWSUM THAWT!! I CUD VENDILIZE A KOW AN GO 2 JAYL!!!!!! OH WAYT HT3RE R NO KOWZ IN MAY TWN1! THE ONLY KOW IZ MY MUM LOL1!! :-$ edit 2- In my first edit I was just being facetious. Although my mom is starting to get there ... about 180 lbs ish.

Banned because he's not that innocent. (Got lost in this game).

Banned for neeby-ness

Banned for telling me what to do.

Banned for horrible fakes.

You don't have to gut/de-bone a fish. You don't get wood from fruit trees. Fairy Rings/zanaris Making gemstone rings. ... port phasmatys in general...

For all of you who haven't seen it. Have to hover over a prayer to find out what it does. Tho you should have all the prayers memorized by now.

Banned for having a pokemon name. My cousin's 8yr old son plays that game ...ew.

Terribly immature but I have to do this. Fart Above Sink.

Banned because you set me up the bomb.

Banned for being a frog witch.

Break dancing Cherised innocence

Wise Old Man Forgotten hope

^ Won't stop listening to modern rock oh how he hates to be alone < Slaying elves in Lletya v Doesn't know what song I quoted

There's actually an elven history book I found in the bookshelf of my house that I found quite interesting. Forgot the name tho. It said that after the God wars the elves tried to make peace with all the different races (humans, gnomes, goblins, ogres) so that may be a partial explanation for the boat. I'd also like to point out that in Edgeville near the yew spot and near the place leading down to the dungeon there's an ELF FASHIONED DOOR. I find this intruguing, and maybe at the table near there peace negotiations took place. I honestly can't wait for Mourning's End Part 3. I hope we get to see Prifddinas and that this all is explained. I also hope that Port Tyras wasn't just another way of Jagex appeasing it's customers with a quick route to the Elf Lands because we already have a very decent way to get in. I currently have about 25 Lletya Tele Crystals (blame my elf slayer task) and I won't be using the Port Tyras ever. Ever. edit- I wanted to add that I think King Tyras is still alive and will some how pop up in MEP3 to stop his brother (King Lathas) from completing his evil plans of crushing Camelot.

:shock: omg mastermarduk doesn't know what AFI is!! Greatest band evar!! Oh um... I'd have to say pink is rather lukewarm since red is hot. Jake Gyllenhaal.

HOT!!! (5 Alarm Chili hot) AFI

Barned for not knowing what language the word "dreor" is from. Or do you...? ...dun dun dun...

Altho elves aren't aggressive, there's an Altar in Lletya right near a Level 90 elf respawn, and upstairs from a 108 elf. Must have started MEP1 to do this. Or if you've the fishing and cooking levels you could kill Elves near Lord Iowerth, there's a Shark Fishing spot nearby, just bring your harpoon.

I'm assuming you're doing Moss Giants... switch to Hill Giants, they're low level (quicker kill, less food) and they're in a single combat area.

Barned for scarring my mind with your signature.

I prefer guys with shorter hair, and I've always kept my hair short too. Not that many guys look good with longer hair, I dunno why but I just don't like that look. Some guys can pull it off (Tyson from AAR :3> ) but alot of guys can't and I know that I definetly couldn't. I've only dated one guy with longish hair (it was about shoulder lengthish) and I didn't much like it because it made him look too feminine. And about a few months after we broke up... he cut his hair reeeeally short. #-o So long hair on guys for me is mostly a no-go, and altho Tyson is a cutie I'm sure he'd look better (if that's possible) with shorter hair.