I actually found this game on our clan site from "furios jade" so credits to her and whoever started on rs forums

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

using actions in *s you must try and steal the persons phat so i will start

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*finds zezima and koes her with a 99 in wild grabs her blue phat and runs to the dueling arena*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

can you grab my phat?

*spec you 2 death and win ur phat, then get killed by drunken dwarf and

 

 

 

quickly gets it with other acc*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Ronnie

*is the drunken dwarf and actually got it from you*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*drops crappy fake phat for you to pick up*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(mind you zezima is a guy, if you have ever talked to him youd know that...)

dont turn this into a spam/argument

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*takes fake phat and throws it at you rendering you unconscious, then i jak ur phat and hide in the sewers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Howie

*i crawl throught stinky sewers and see you stuck then grap the phat then let ugo*

*wait till you get out of the sewers, grab the phat and put it in my pants*

*kicks you in the privvies, and lets the next random noob take it from your pants*

Realises that was the fake phat and Howie has the real one then k os him with a rubba chicken and takes it then hides on unknown noob acc with it.

*convinces random noob in lumbridge to follow me for full iron and takes him into lvl 37 wildy and kills him, and it turns out to be abyssalreaper and he drops the phat*

*trows rune 2h like boomerang and kills sanday79*

 

 

 

*picks up party hat and drops a fake one(for just in case)*

 

 

 

*wears party hat, and evil laughs*

*Quickly organises a p2p team with cannons to blast you to death then takes the phat from your body then teles to falador*

u get in fally i see you with phat i get my karils out and pump some bolt racks in ya noob desperatly to get my kill i shoot him aswel *grabs both the loots and walks away with bronze and phat*

*steals an exposive potion from castlewars and throws it at you*

 

 

 

*you die*

 

 

 

*the phat is miraculously undamaged*

 

 

 

*takes the phat*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*high alchs it* -just kidding.

*grabs 2 great axes and hits you over the head with them*

 

 

 

*acadently rips it a bit, making it weaker*

 

 

 

*shoves it in my pocket, then locks myself in a really large safe only i know the combination to*

*uses 1337 7hi3ving 5ki11z0rz to lockpick the safe*

 

 

 

*shoves obsidian sword in your head*

 

 

 

*takes the phat*

 

 

 

*high alchs a tomato and pretends it was the phat*

*you cant fool me, uses telegrab and takes the phat then goes hiding in a tree*

*ranges him and body falls out tree, takes party hat and activate's hologram, 10 clones exsactly looking like me are now standing near me*,

 

 

 

*does a very long evil luagh*.

*Sets the woods on fire, killing all clones, and telegrabs all phats*

 

 

 

*I then drop the fakies and tele away*

*cannons you to death, takes the phat, activates an anti-mage field around me, puts protect against range and protect against melee on, puts protect against noobs on, drops everything except the phat, puts protect item on, and puts the phat back in my pants*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the way... I have unlimited prayer...

*Finds you on a noob account*

 

 

 

*distracts you*

 

 

 

*hunts you down in real-life with my mad predator skillz*

 

 

 

*burns your house down*

 

 

 

*move your corpse away from your charred but workable comp*

 

 

 

*drops the phat*

 

 

 

*runs to my laptop*

 

 

 

*and steals the dropped phat*

*finds your house*

 

 

 

*pokes you until you drop it*

 

 

 

*blows up ur comp*

 

 

 

*runs home to my comp*

 

 

 

*picks up phat*

 

 

 

*stores phat and accounts on a removeable harddrive... :? *

*Goes to taquar's house, runs up to his room, and finds a slip of paper in his underwear drawer with his complete account info, logs on to RS in his name and easily takes the phat*

*sees a triumphant looking noob in Fally*

 

 

 

*whacks said noob with chicken repeatedly*

 

 

 

*said noob returns to bank, grabs his chikin and comes back for revenge*

 

 

 

*on his first wachk, an evil chikin appears*

 

 

 

*it mages him to 1 hp*

 

 

 

*then I run up to said noob and finish him off with my chikin*

 

 

 

*i then grab the phat*

 

 

 

*transfer it to another account*

 

 

 

*hide in the nat altar*

*Hops on a plane and Flys around Searcing for "the" P-hat drops a nuke and finds a radiated p-hat and logs out and moves to unknow country*

I am sorry to tell you that your phat grab is invalid. We don't have planes, just gliders, and there's no nukes, just cannons. Which means...The phat is mine!