go to fishing , start catching sharkies with a harpon, i hit this thing as big as a shark, when i pulled it outta water... *pooF* omfg its another player dead wearing a party hat and scuba diving equipment..

 

 

 

i quickly go to live with the mole in fally since were close friends

I brainwash the mole and he will kill you and get me the phat.

 

Then I just went to the kharazi jungle (the legends jungle) and had a fun chat with my mate Nezikchened.

I went to do Legends qeust and killed the demon and threw him of a building, followed by finding you in the bathroom where I knive you down like in the movie 'Pshyco'.

 

 

 

I'm going to the same bathroom to take a dump.

*picked my nose and a phat came out* OUCH

Grabs phat, hally, and enough food to survive for eternity.

*pokes you in eyes and grabs phat, you chase me but i tied your runelaces together so you trip. I run into camelot bank, upstairs and trip and the phat falls out the window... it lands on some noobs head named "Zezima"

*luckily zezima is my best friend and he gives me the phat for helping him complete cooks assistant many moons ago* *teleports to mage guild and steps through one of the portals upstairs*

*walks to front door of mage guild*

 

Hey ur mage lvl isnt high enough 7heEmperor!

 

Well my little friends think otherwise

 

*calls some names and 50 black demons come and convince the mage guild doorman*

 

*sends black demons through each portal,one gets the phat,comes back and I call the rest over*

 

Selling blue phat 600mil!!!!!11!111!1!111!!!

 

*accepts trade with a noob who offers 3gp and a wheat*

 

Gah! Teh horrible wheat! Must tele to random location where nobody can find me!

 

*teles to random location where nobody can find me unless they look around every single one of teh 999bil black demons scattered around RS*

*Summons 100billion chaos elementals to destroy all the black demons*

 

One of the elementals finds you and grabs the PHAT and runs into the wild

 

I go and kill the elemental and it drops the PHAT, i grab the PHAT and run north to the edge of the wild...throws PAHT into the sea.

*i find the phat on the beach and i hide it . you must guess where exactly i hid it to take it again , hah - beat that .

i purchase a phat detector walk around the beach *beeeeeeep* digs gets the phat goes back in time with my phat go into the black hole then goes forward so im in the middle of darkness :lol:

I'll bring a light and steal the phat

i fill the hole with water then Send my pet Pirahnas in there To destroy you, and then Call them back to me and ill dive in and Grab it.. i go home put it on the radiator to dry And wait.

in the radiator i hide my crab an he steals the phat, takes it to my cat who catches a gnome air service to the feldip hills and takes it to me where i clone the hat 80 times to sell it and be rich :P

 

then i cast fire wall and nobody ever touches my hat again !!!

Uses 1337 reverse physchology skills assuring you all that I don't want the party hat, and takes it and runs when you put it down.

*rugby tackles u into a sheep pen and runs into the sea and drowns*

high alcs the phat and ends this wierd and annoining game :twisted:

*pulls out a christmas cracker and cracks it with the next person to post to start the game again*

unfortunetly for you, the other person got the phat, and that person was me! so i run all the way to a place in the wild, killing all the people who go near me with ancient magics! i now hypnotise the KBD beside me to fight for me as i hide the phat in the nearby area!

 

to by bad luck, i hear another person entering.....

Then when you least expected it, I grabbed a mace and hit you upside the head and ran away with the phat and alched it o.O

NEW RULE OF RUNESCAPE: WHEN YOU HIGH ALCH SOMETHING YOU DROP IT ON FLOOR THEN HIGH ALCH IT.

 

 

 

 

 

When you drop the hat on floor to high alch i cast telenetik grab then send my evil cow to finish you off. I run away to the wildy and jump in the lava, never to be seen again...(no you won't see the hat either)

NEW RULE OF RUNESCAPE: WHEN YOU HIGH ALCH SOMETHING YOU DROP IT ON FLOOR THEN HIGH ALCH IT.

 

 

 

 

 

When you drop the hat on floor to high alch i cast telenetik grab then send my evil cow to finish you off. I run away to the wildy and jump in the lava, never to be seen again...(no you won't see the hat either)

 

I put on a fire cape, making me invulnerable to the lava.

 

 

 

I poke you until you give it up.

I'll tickle you till you give it to me, *hides in basement*

throws a bomb into the basement and waits till you run out the shoot you and grab the phat and fly into space and hide on the dark side of the moon

I use a phat detector, and telegrab the phat. I reconstruct my indestructable dungeon from page 3 (look there for a full description), except this time the wall surrounding the phat is unpenetrable, not even a hole can be drilled through, I also put a non-dispellable anti-player, monster, and npc shield around the area.