June 20, 200620 yr but there are glitches in your cheat, and only andrew gower can get it, so i give andrew a cookie and he gladly goes and gets me the p hat, i then hide in a corner with my new p hat \ Thank you My_eggs for the sig
June 20, 200620 yr I find you then kick you in the face. I watch you bleed for a few minutes (while laughing of course) then take the phat and hide in my basement, proteceted by my imaginary steel dragon. Internet Marketing For Newbies
June 20, 200620 yr i use my awesome imaginary sword and imaginary shield to easily slay your dragon, i simply swipe the p hat form your head and walk away laughing Thank you My_eggs for the sig
June 20, 200620 yr I trip you, knock you out, put you in a coffin, nail it shut, and bury you in the 100 ft deep hole my hellhound dug.... whoops, forgot to grab the phat... someone else can dig him up... Internet Marketing For Newbies
June 20, 200620 yr im part termite so i chewed through the coffin, after many weeks of eating dirt i got out, i hopped in a hot air balloon and took off with the p hat, no one knows where im going though Thank you My_eggs for the sig
June 20, 200620 yr i make a device that tells me where u r going and i pop your hot air baloon with darts and grab the phat and hide in zanaris with the cows protecting me. chat is ON...hyt me!^dragonwizerd was the frist one to listen to my sig^^
June 20, 200620 yr I slay your cows (nearly dieing in the process) and steal the phat. I then steal a ship and sail out to sea. Oh and I stole a bunch of chickens to faithfully protect me. Internet Marketing For Newbies
June 21, 200620 yr i also steal a ship, i send my hellhound after your loyal chickens and grab the p hat from you, i feed it to my hellhound whos name is fluffy, he eats it and poops it out, it remains in my ship covered in fluffy's poop Thank you My_eggs for the sig
June 21, 200620 yr use telekinetic grab on the phat so i dont have to touch the poop clean it, duck tape it to my forehead and run around the statue in the middle of fally
June 21, 200620 yr *appears in front of the statue right in front of you and knocks you out, then takes the phat then gives it to a lvl 3 from tutorial island* I wish I could own zezima hard. :(http://media.putfile.com/Runescape-Thrillerkinda lame but hey, im in it so...
June 22, 200620 yr cheats runescape and goes to tutorial island and steals phat and goes into new universe and closes portal
June 22, 200620 yr figures out your 'new universe' was really just your basement. Breaks down door, grabs the phat, and attempts to burn it. Internet Marketing For Newbies
June 22, 200620 yr Tricks you by giving you a prank lighter. You shock yourself and drop the phat. I grab it and teleport. Presto instant eggs. i have the solution to "goblin diplomacy"...kill wartface and bentnoze.
June 22, 200620 yr u get stuck in the teleport room and are to stupid to pick the correct lever and eventually die... the phat appers on the ground in the middle of varrock where i see it pick it up run to the fight caves and let jad eat it.
June 22, 200620 yr I spend months training with Will Smith to give me superhuman coolness abilities. I walk up to Jad and say several witty comments as fast as possible. His brain cannot process them and he explodes. I grab the phat and run to the Falador general store and climb up to the top room. Presto instant eggs. i have the solution to "goblin diplomacy"...kill wartface and bentnoze.
June 22, 200620 yr lol. burn down the generall store. thanks to the phat being coverd in severall substances (mostly poo, the maturity of people these days :roll:) it does not get burnt! i take it, dye it green and throw it up into the wind for it to land on some random patch of grass so that it is imposible to see.
June 22, 200620 yr * Wandering through the forest 1 day miracously finds the phat. Takes the phat and gives it to KQ to guard.*
June 23, 200620 yr trips you and u get impaled by your own sword.picks up the phat deposits in bank and retires from runescape!! muhahaha
June 23, 200620 yr with my 1337 h4x0r1ng abilities i keylog your computer and get your pass and transfer it to a level 99 def pure and send him up to CHaOs EleMEnTAl and since he's still a low level, the CHaOs ELeMnTAl takes pity on him and guards him even giving him a d2h to carry around <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle
June 23, 200620 yr Slips a crisp $100 Bill to the Chaos Elemental. Who then proceeds to throttle you in your sleep. I simply walk in and take it. I the proceed to the poisonous spiders where I poison the Phat...which starts to die... Presto instant eggs. i have the solution to "goblin diplomacy"...kill wartface and bentnoze.
June 23, 200620 yr becuase of my 1337 def skills and a few sara brews, i fake dead and just as the final green 6 is about to kill the poor p hat :cry: i give it a full 4 doses of super anti-poison so it survives. After giving it some tuna potatoes, it is back at full life. I quickly shrink it down to one pixel and seeing it is the same color of my shirt, i just stick it onto my shirt can you find it along with all those other pixels? i think not..... <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle
June 23, 200620 yr I hit ctrl-z (undo) to resize it and take it from you. I then eat it. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy
June 23, 200620 yr hahaha ctrl-z ...thats a good one. HAHAHA distracts you with laughter. Reaches into your stomach and forcefully removes the phat Presto instant eggs. i have the solution to "goblin diplomacy"...kill wartface and bentnoze.
June 23, 200620 yr But instead of pulling out a phat, you pull out a santa hat. Muahahahaha!your bad. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy
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