i sent my evil mole minons to destroy anything inside a hole.

 

i wait and i see that a mole has a phat stuck in its tooth :D man i got lucky

 

i take the phat and and eat it

 

mwahahahaha you will never get it now

*you slowly wake up in a hospital*

 

 

 

dont worry we gave you surgery and we removed to party hat that caused your sickness and we gave it to a nice young fellow named riku3220.

 

 

 

*makes cheese puts party hat in the cheese and throws it over the edge of runescape*

i turn back time and makes it so that i had the phat to begin with and i hide it where no one can find it

After years of exhaustive research, I finally create the world's first time machine. Due to the fact that it is the past, I don't know about the phat yet. I enter my time machine and go to the future and I fine a phat lying at my feet I happily pick it up and sell it for large riches to the man named isaic finklstein I whistle my way back to the bank and I deposit my coins

smacks the phat off head and takes it and runs into a bottle of beer, but there are a hundred bottles that you have to look in to find me. and in each one you look in that is wrong you blow up kinda like 4th of july!

 

P.S. sing the song first. LOL!

i use my xray vision to see that the phat is a decoy so i smack you over the head to see the phat in your left pocket

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i run amd jump into a worm hole that takes me to a secret place in rune scape :-k hmmm how will i get out well oh well i got the phat

you find another worm hole then go through it that leads to a locked room where there is 999mil and it takes the most valuble item out when u pick up the munny and the phat mystically disappears into my inventory

 

and i where the phat while u die in a horrible slow death.....well hopefully u will drop dead or there will be a door that leads to a dungeon where a dragon sleeps and then awakes form roxas's scream that sounded like a girl screech and gets eaten.

 

THE END OF ROXAS

While you are attending Roxas's funeral I sneak up behind you, pull out some dental floss and beat you to death with it. I then jump into the coffin and close the lid.

i am imortal you can not kill me mortal :twisted: mwahahaha

 

 

 

i kill you with stale bread haha i take the phat and fade into the darkness

too bad im a nobody i call other nobodies to kill roxas and retreaves the phat again and pu :twisted: ts it in underwear drawer! Ha Cant touch it now huh?

you pathetic roxas, you have to die sooner or later....i hope! :pray:

i shall kill the noobies :evil: :twisted: and i mage u and kill u in 1 hit hehe

 

im alive and with a phat

 

i burn the phat and i get 100mil xp and with lv 99 fire making \

ok in case u didnt read wat i posted roxas, i hid it in my UNDERWEAR DRAWER, Duh! :shock:

it was a fake duh :?

y would i not touch ur underwear. :wink: lol

plain and simple i got phat ashes

With my lvl 1,000,000 magic skill i take the ashes from u and ressurect the p hat ashes back into the p hat itself. Then i use ice barrage and kill u. I then run off to the barrows with it and give it to dharok to hold onto.

I send zezima to kill dharok and you and lets him run away with it to where ever he wants to go with it for 999mil. I have to admit I'm pretty dumb at some points

I use my telecinetic grb and takes the phat.I teleport into my house and locks the portal into my house. :twisted: :D

Once again with my 1,000,000 magic lvl, i use mind tricks to get you to come out of your house, then i sick the King Black Dragon on u and he 1 hits u and u die. I then take the p hat and put it on him. Then he flies me back to his lair.

As you are flying around on your pet dragon, I am following you below on my pet hamster. When you land he jumps at the dragons throat and drags him away. I then throw a balloon at your head. Instant knock out. I casually walk up and pick up the phat. With a real sense of pride I put it on my head.

i bring back my evil army of mole minons :twisted:

 

i play the violin and you istantly fall asleep :boohoo:

 

while your asleep i take the phat and and send my mole minons to finish you off

 

 

 

i stroll away with pride with my minons folowing behind me

Calls an exterminer and he uses pesticide to kill them all, and it turns out you're half mole so you died too. Takes p hat and locks myself in an impregnable fortress guarded by 1000 kalphite queens.

I walk up to your fort with 1001 jads. I then sick my jads on your kaplhite queens. since i have 1001 i use the last 1 to 1 hit u. Then i take the phat and run into the underground pass with jad, the chaos element, and the KBD guarding me.

I walk up to your fort with 1001 jads. I then sick my jads on your kaplhite queens. since i have 1001 i use the last 1 to 1 hit u. Then i take the phat and run into the underground pass with jad, the chaos element, and the KBD guarding me.

 

 

 

i run in there, cast confuse on your precious beasts.. and they turn and atck you, then you get 1 hit and. i grab your phat and your dignity and i head for the hillz.. and eventually end up in fally sq where i get owned by durial.. :wall: