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Grab the phat

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pwnz u with earth wave, grabs p hat and runs away ::'

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Goes to cursed you's house[i know hes banend for now]gets durialized, sees the merchanter that bought the p-hat from ammarid, and pks him in varrock west bank.

back to rs, i guess. it's been 4 months.

 

RSN:P H Osho <- gonna start on him soon, fresh.

offer you a nice chunk of charcoal for it due to your F2p and you gladly accept!!!! :XD:

i chock you wiht a rope and take the phat

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By 'fittest' do you mean 'most selfish brat with the fastest internet connection?'

Seanite wtf -_-'?

 

 

 

*Telegrabs seanite's boxershorts and grabs his phat in the confusion*

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How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50

1 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.

Was signed,Kioh Twan

You get arrested for stealing seanite's boxers and you are taken to jail.

 

 

 

I walk into the jail, up to the evidence chest. It was easier than I thought to get the phat.

 

I told the gaurds to look up, they looked up and I took the phat and ran....far....well, to varrock....

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Dai jou bui!

 

The full stop and comma are your friend....

http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299

you are then asked by all the noob thar to be your bf/gf and go insain from them and drop tha phat runing for you life i take it and run it rimingtin

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By 'fittest' do you mean 'most selfish brat with the fastest internet connection?'

Too bad you are in a f2p world...and you reach the gate to members. Too bad you were being followed. Like you said, noobs swarm to you asking for the bf/gf thing, free stuff and free phat. They pile on you as you cover your ears.

 

 

 

As I approach, I see the pile. To distract them I was forced to say "Zezima is in varrock!". They zoom off to varrock and leave you on the ground, still blocking your ears. I take the phat off you and go back to varrock....and discover what was in the varrock east bank chest.....

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Dai jou bui!

 

The full stop and comma are your friend....

http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299

I KILL YOU!!! and take the phat

 

 

 

Not good at story telling, eh?

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I kill you with a sandwich....well, a baguette....a hard baguette....

 

As I am about to take the phat, the sandwich lady appears to me and says:

 

"Hey! Im supposed to hit people with the baguette!"

 

She takes the phat, and my baguette, and vanishes....

 

 

 

All I can do is wait for her to appear to me again....so I can kill her....

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Dai jou bui!

 

The full stop and comma are your friend....

http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299

today i got a sandwhich lady and noticed she was wearing a blue p hat so i decided not to talk to her and wait for her to attk me then i got my bronze dagger and with its new and improved ability i finish her with 3 22's

 

 

 

PHR33 PH4T PL0X!!

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1593th to 99 Farming - July 08.

The sandwich lady doesnt give up....

 

 

 

...so she comes back....and challenges you to a duel....without weapons...or armour.

 

 

 

You meet her in a part of the wilderness...empty and bare....and without warning, she appears and gets ready.

 

(Just for this match, your hp is 63 and the sandwich lady is 95)

 

 

 

The battle has begun. You attack first, hitting a 7 (88). The sandwich lady hits back, hitting a 4 (59)....but she has other things to use.

 

She makes a blue ball in her hand, it gets bigger and its then shot at you...you duck....and it flies down, hitting an 11 on me. As you are looking at me, the sandwich lady takes out a dragon dagger (poisoned) and stabs you repeatedly...killing you...

 

 

 

What the? You didnt drop the party hat!

 

I teleport to lumby and......dont find you there....

 

 

 

He has gotten away....but he will not escape...for I am TOASTER!

 

 

 

I mean Fabricant!

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Dai jou bui!

 

The full stop and comma are your friend....

http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299

I tele to fally and grab the phat then i get the grave digger and log out there (if you log out there yu'll be there when you come back)

I keep burying bones and then snatch it off you with my extendable arm and get stuck in a coffin while trying to change the graves around.

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Barrows Drops: Dh platelegs, Guth helm, Karils cb, Torags legs

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You are trapped in a coffin, eh?

 

 

 

That makes this easier....

 

Since you are trapped in a coffin, I bury the coffin in one of the open graves....until I realise....you still have the phat! #-o

 

 

 

I bring the coffin back up and look inside. All I find inside is the bones and remains of a miner....but where have you gone?

 

 

 

Since I have no idea on your whereabouts, I open each coffin and look inside. I open the final coffin and find you inside...somehow dead...with a shovel in your chest and the party hat taken off?

 

 

 

As I stare in disbelief, there is a bang...everything starts going dark...

 

I turn around, while falling over...and see Leo with a phat on his head....

 

 

 

I land on the ground, or what I think is the ground and I start going down...but whats going on?

 

Im in a coffin, thats whats going on!

 

 

 

The top closes and soil gets poured on the wooden coffin...and it looks like Leo wants to finish me off....

 

 

 

After about 10 minutes after the soil stopped being poured onto the coffin, I decide to try and get out.

 

To my luck, the person that was in the coffin was a mage...

 

 

 

I find teleport runes and teleport to varrock...only to realise that Leo got away! #-o

 

I will have to wait until he teleports me back so I can get the phat back...

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Dai jou bui!

 

The full stop and comma are your friend....

http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299

I start burying bones like crazy when leo teles me he tries to hit me, but I use magic to freeze him. Then i tele grab the phat and stat burying him alive in a empty coffin, and I take away his shovel then I go to the laughing miner for a beer and a kebab.

I wish you could have told a story along with that...

 

 

 

Anyway, you are skulled for killing life_mage12...

 

As you are walking along...you start lagging and you lose the connection. During that time, you are still on Runescape...

 

But you get the drunken dwarf...and start ignoring him

 

He gets really annoyed and starts throwing rocks at you....down to 1hp

 

You then manage to log back in and you talk to the dwarf....close, eh?

 

 

 

Anyway, since you are low on health, you eat the kebab....but remember, kebabs can be bad.

 

 

 

The kebab was a dodgy kebab, it hits the final 1 on you and you die...

 

Owned by a kebab?

 

I was standing near to you when you died....and got the phat....only to get the punishment for taking it...

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Dai jou bui!

 

The full stop and comma are your friend....

http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299

I tele grab the phat, then shootyou with my crystal bow

 

 

 

time for another round at the laughing miner (while the drunkin dwarf is guarding the door)

With an arrow in my chest, I take out a map....because I dont know what, or who, the laughing miner is...

 

 

 

I would assume its some member thing....

 

 

 

Anyway, since I dont have members (And I dont want to be) all I can do is get one of my member friends to track you down and get the phat...and then give it to me...

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Dai jou bui!

 

The full stop and comma are your friend....

http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299

i eat 1 of my super-nuts and becomes supersim, i fly right over ur head, snaps the p hat and pwnz u with super-mage-die-in-1-hit-spell... ::'

with my awsome powers I...screw it "ice barrage" you'r dead i take the p hat and go deep into the wildy

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