Black_Sim_X Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 pwnz u with earth wave, grabs p hat and runs away : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammarid Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 i'll steal it from u with my so high thieving lvl next i'll sell it for big money since everyone want to have it :) Unification Wars, a Massive online game where you can guide your own Star fleet ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Role_Model Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Goes to cursed you's house[i know hes banend for now]gets durialized, sees the merchanter that bought the p-hat from ammarid, and pks him in varrock west bank. back to rs, i guess. it's been 4 months. RSN:P H Osho <- gonna start on him soon, fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pole_fuka Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 offer you a nice chunk of charcoal for it due to your F2p and you gladly accept!!!! :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanite Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I kill u!!! and get the phat rule the seas is a cool mmorpg register through here: http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=50338 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xana Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 i chock you wiht a rope and take the phat By 'fittest' do you mean 'most selfish brat with the fastest internet connection?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanite Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I beat u with advertisements that r everywhere and grab the phat when you die rule the seas is a cool mmorpg register through here: http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=50338 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunker1991 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Seanite wtf -_-'? *Telegrabs seanite's boxershorts and grabs his phat in the confusion* How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?501 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.Was signed,Kioh Twan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 You get arrested for stealing seanite's boxers and you are taken to jail. I walk into the jail, up to the evidence chest. It was easier than I thought to get the phat. I told the gaurds to look up, they looked up and I took the phat and ran....far....well, to varrock.... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xana Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 you are then asked by all the noob thar to be your bf/gf and go insain from them and drop tha phat runing for you life i take it and run it rimingtin By 'fittest' do you mean 'most selfish brat with the fastest internet connection?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Too bad you are in a f2p world...and you reach the gate to members. Too bad you were being followed. Like you said, noobs swarm to you asking for the bf/gf thing, free stuff and free phat. They pile on you as you cover your ears. As I approach, I see the pile. To distract them I was forced to say "Zezima is in varrock!". They zoom off to varrock and leave you on the ground, still blocking your ears. I take the phat off you and go back to varrock....and discover what was in the varrock east bank chest..... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanite Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 I KILL YOU!!! and take the phat rule the seas is a cool mmorpg register through here: http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=50338 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I KILL YOU!!! and take the phat Not good at story telling, eh? Anyway, I kill you with a sandwich....well, a baguette....a hard baguette.... As I am about to take the phat, the sandwich lady appears to me and says: "Hey! Im supposed to hit people with the baguette!" She takes the phat, and my baguette, and vanishes.... All I can do is wait for her to appear to me again....so I can kill her.... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracleman58 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 today i got a sandwhich lady and noticed she was wearing a blue p hat so i decided not to talk to her and wait for her to attk me then i got my bronze dagger and with its new and improved ability i finish her with 3 22's PHR33 PH4T PL0X!! 1593th to 99 Farming - July 08. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 The sandwich lady doesnt give up.... ...so she comes back....and challenges you to a duel....without weapons...or armour. You meet her in a part of the wilderness...empty and bare....and without warning, she appears and gets ready. (Just for this match, your hp is 63 and the sandwich lady is 95) The battle has begun. You attack first, hitting a 7 (88). The sandwich lady hits back, hitting a 4 (59)....but she has other things to use. She makes a blue ball in her hand, it gets bigger and its then shot at you...you duck....and it flies down, hitting an 11 on me. As you are looking at me, the sandwich lady takes out a dragon dagger (poisoned) and stabs you repeatedly...killing you... What the? You didnt drop the party hat! I teleport to lumby and......dont find you there.... He has gotten away....but he will not escape...for I am TOASTER! I mean Fabricant! Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 I tele to fally and grab the phat then i get the grave digger and log out there (if you log out there yu'll be there when you come back) Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame_guy3 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 I keep burying bones and then snatch it off you with my extendable arm and get stuck in a coffin while trying to change the graves around. I think merchanting is extinct.... Completed haunted mine at level 75.Barrows Drops: Dh platelegs, Guth helm, Karils cb, Torags legs-------------RETIRED------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 You are trapped in a coffin, eh? That makes this easier.... Since you are trapped in a coffin, I bury the coffin in one of the open graves....until I realise....you still have the phat! #-o I bring the coffin back up and look inside. All I find inside is the bones and remains of a miner....but where have you gone? Since I have no idea on your whereabouts, I open each coffin and look inside. I open the final coffin and find you inside...somehow dead...with a shovel in your chest and the party hat taken off? As I stare in disbelief, there is a bang...everything starts going dark... I turn around, while falling over...and see Leo with a phat on his head.... I land on the ground, or what I think is the ground and I start going down...but whats going on? Im in a coffin, thats whats going on! The top closes and soil gets poured on the wooden coffin...and it looks like Leo wants to finish me off.... After about 10 minutes after the soil stopped being poured onto the coffin, I decide to try and get out. To my luck, the person that was in the coffin was a mage... I find teleport runes and teleport to varrock...only to realise that Leo got away! #-o I will have to wait until he teleports me back so I can get the phat back... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 I start burying bones like crazy when leo teles me he tries to hit me, but I use magic to freeze him. Then i tele grab the phat and stat burying him alive in a empty coffin, and I take away his shovel then I go to the laughing miner for a beer and a kebab. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Sim_X Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 I KILL U! and grab the phat : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 I wish you could have told a story along with that... Anyway, you are skulled for killing life_mage12... As you are walking along...you start lagging and you lose the connection. During that time, you are still on Runescape... But you get the drunken dwarf...and start ignoring him He gets really annoyed and starts throwing rocks at you....down to 1hp You then manage to log back in and you talk to the dwarf....close, eh? Anyway, since you are low on health, you eat the kebab....but remember, kebabs can be bad. The kebab was a dodgy kebab, it hits the final 1 on you and you die... Owned by a kebab? I was standing near to you when you died....and got the phat....only to get the punishment for taking it... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 I tele grab the phat, then shootyou with my crystal bow time for another round at the laughing miner (while the drunkin dwarf is guarding the door) Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 With an arrow in my chest, I take out a map....because I dont know what, or who, the laughing miner is... I would assume its some member thing.... Anyway, since I dont have members (And I dont want to be) all I can do is get one of my member friends to track you down and get the phat...and then give it to me... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Sim_X Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 i eat 1 of my super-nuts and becomes supersim, i fly right over ur head, snaps the p hat and pwnz u with super-mage-die-in-1-hit-spell... : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 with my awsome powers I...screw it "ice barrage" you'r dead i take the p hat and go deep into the wildy Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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