I pull out my trusty spoon and crack you round the back of the head with it. I then swollen both spoon and party hat. Haha you wouldn't dare rip open my torso... Arrrggghhgggggghhhgurgle

after that butter knife i use my powers to heal myself then i just hit you with my rath but unstead of killing you i just knock you out and take the p hat

 

 

 

p.s. be graceful i took pity on your soul

*TAKES U TO WILDY, AND OWNZ U BY THE POWER OF SARADOMIN, RUNNING AWAY WITH SMALL STEPS WHILE LAUGHING EVIL... :twisted: *

You trip over my foot, so I take the phat and teleport myself to lumby

i tele from fally to lumby and summon that 1 cave goblin girl to one hit u with here bone xbow \ owned i take the phat and start playing cwz

ILL TAKE A GRIP AROUND UR NECK AND TURN AROUND, AND U SAY HAVE MERCY ON ME, PLEASE TAKE THE P HAT!!! :

 

I TAKE THE P HAT, AND PUTS IT SAFELY IN BANK... :

i break into your bank and take the phat burrying it FAR away from everything/everyone.

BEEN USING INVISBLE POTION (MY OWN INVENTION...) AND FOLLOWING U ALL THE TIME, WHEN U GO WILD I P00N U AN GET BACK THE P HAT, AND PUTS IT SAFELY IN MY BANK, AGAIN :

i break into your bank and take the phat burrying it FAR away from everything/everyone.

what are u talking about i had the phat with me

NOPZ, IVE GOT IT NOW! : :twisted:

i was in wild camo robes and now...owned (spray paint owns don't it)

 

 

 

lol i was about to say *inserts coin* we should do that each person has to put a coin in to get the phat that will keep pour noobs away

I find the phat using my phat detector 6.2 and toss it in a room full of almost identical but still fake phats.

i had the phat and u didn't take it from me *kills u*

....huh?

 

 

 

oh well. I respawn where I died and steal the phat from [insert whoever had the stupid phat]. Then, I take a black Sharpie and write "i belong to jellybean" on the tag inside (yes, there IS a tag).

i kill you take the phat rip the tag out and color it black (all hail the blk b hat) i have the blk phat \

IM SHOOTING U WITH A SNIPER AND U LOOSE UR BLACK PHAT AND I PICK IT UP, AND GO AWAY... AND NO1 ATTACKS ME CUZ THEY THINK THE PHAT IS FAKE! :twisted:

I put poison on your caps lock button, and you die. I take the p hat, then make and drink a potion of invincibility (which never runs out and can never be nullified). Even though I can't die in any way, I flee to my secret hidden headquarters (unbreachable, by the way) And hide the party hat inside a safe, which is put in a safe, which is put in a safe, which is put in a safe, which is petrified into stone and hidden at the core of my unbreachable headquarters. A plethora of protective measures, including, but not limited to, lasers, ninjas, wizards, and jinxes that will kill anyone who tries to take the party hat besides me.

 

 

 

To be safe, I enslave every human on earth and chain them together, and I put a forcefield around earth so strong that nothing can break through it.

 

 

 

Beat that!

I tele-other the p hat to fally where i grab it and flee into the wildy stupidly.... :shock:

i kill you and then i cast a spell on the phat that returns it to me everytime i lose it

 

 

 

p.s. the spell can not be warn of in anyway

 

 

 

*starts wcing at yews in seers*

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

*takes phat*

 

*runs screaming like a lil girl*

 

 

 

i win the phat.... :P

*Gives you popcorn you choke on the kernals and runs to get water from well you drop ur phat in the well and I fish it out*

*backstabbing and throwing u down the well while ur holding the p hat... i snap it, and spit at u... :twisted: *

gets all the ducks to come and kill you then i take it from your dead body

*remaining from the death, comes up, takes a rope around ur neck and pull u over the edge, snaps the phat, u die and i put it on my head and laugh an evil laughter :twisted: *

The p hat makes u an easy target and I use tele grab on it and then pumble to death with law runes