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I pull out my trusty spoon and crack you round the back of the head with it. I then swollen both spoon and party hat. Haha you wouldn't dare rip open my torso... Arrrggghhgggggghhhgurgle

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after that butter knife i use my powers to heal myself then i just hit you with my rath but unstead of killing you i just knock you out and take the p hat

 

 

 

p.s. be graceful i took pity on your soul

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i was in wild camo robes and now...owned (spray paint owns don't it)

 

 

 

lol i was about to say *inserts coin* we should do that each person has to put a coin in to get the phat that will keep pour noobs away

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....huh?

 

 

 

oh well. I respawn where I died and steal the phat from [insert whoever had the stupid phat]. Then, I take a black Sharpie and write "i belong to jellybean" on the tag inside (yes, there IS a tag).

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I put poison on your caps lock button, and you die. I take the p hat, then make and drink a potion of invincibility (which never runs out and can never be nullified). Even though I can't die in any way, I flee to my secret hidden headquarters (unbreachable, by the way) And hide the party hat inside a safe, which is put in a safe, which is put in a safe, which is put in a safe, which is petrified into stone and hidden at the core of my unbreachable headquarters. A plethora of protective measures, including, but not limited to, lasers, ninjas, wizards, and jinxes that will kill anyone who tries to take the party hat besides me.

 

 

 

To be safe, I enslave every human on earth and chain them together, and I put a forcefield around earth so strong that nothing can break through it.

 

 

 

Beat that!

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i kill you and then i cast a spell on the phat that returns it to me everytime i lose it

 

 

 

p.s. the spell can not be warn of in anyway

 

 

 

*starts wcing at yews in seers*

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

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