I use stealthy techniques of Astral Projection and Telekinesis to steal the phat so quietly that you don't even notice it's gone. A Barrage of Flaming Crows is now headed your way as the phat rests safely on my head and I hide some place safe and obscure.

 

 

 

Have a nice day.

i sneak up behind you and stab you in the head grap the phat and tele to trollhelm

After the long battle with the Flaming Crows,

 

i send my army of players to find the phat,

 

they locate life_mage12 in trollhiem and rip him apart, \

 

i recall all of my army to my sronghold in the wild

 

and seal it shut in a magic vault and have the strongest

 

of my warriors and mages defend it

 

while the others protect the walls

 

and patrol the skies mounted on dragons

 

and await anyone who challenges me

 

:twisted:

i use my spells to tele there take out the ppl with ice barrage then freeze you and posion you with my dds and range whats left with my crystal bow then i grab the phat and go to the mage arena

 

 

 

3 way ownage ftw \

I tele to the mage arena and kill you again,

 

grab the phat and put it back in my vault,

 

put that in another vault,

 

and stick that in ANOTHER vault,

 

reinforce the walls of my fortress,

 

have 10 guards on every door,

 

gate and air vent,

 

have everyone wear barrows armor and weapons

 

and enlist the help of the Kalphites

 

and order them that anyone whos not under my allegence

 

to be killed on the spot :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. how could you have killed a server and a halfs worth of players by yourself including Zezima with ancient magiks :?:

i spend 2 years training and studing under the god gunthx and due to my devotion he shows me his true power by killing every1 and unlocking everything i loot the fortris and use the epho to tele then i steal bill's ship and set sell on the open sea (to make it clear looting the place would include the p hat)

 

 

 

 

 

p.s. i was able to do it cuz im so good

Life Mage placidly sat upon a throne on his boat, twirling the party hat between his fingers. He had just stolen it from Gatts in a true display of prowess in the extreme. Gloatingly he boasted to his crew about his efforts, sure that nobody has the gall or the ability to steal it from him.

 

 

 

He doesn't even notices the stranger wearing the dark robes amidst his crew. Until the strange spoke. "You seem rather confident in yourself," the stranger whispered. Life Mage is shocked back into reality.

 

 

 

"Who are you?" He snarled at the man in the dark robes.

 

 

 

"I am everything and nothing," the stranger retorted. "I amÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ã

quickly i use my magic that the lord gunthx gave to me to fix my boat and hunt you down then from there it becomes a battle for the ages you vs. me i use my ice explosion to freeze you then i cleverly tele the p hat to me and the wind stops everything is lifeless then you hear the roar of a creature you know all to well it is called jad after you are weaked i start a low chant to bannish you to were you came from then i tele to another dimention

Bacab, phatless, remains scattered across a nexus he was banished into. His soul and physical self torn in parts. Fortunately, Phersu, his trusty servant, gathers him once again...

 

 

 

I don't feel like doing this. I'm just going to rip you to pieces with a machete and pry the phat from you cold dead fingers.

you haven't goten it with the protection of gunthx it makes me almost invencibale and the 2nd reson is wer in two diffrent dementions

*shoots bacab grabs the machete hacks away at life mage then grabs the phat and enchants the machete so it stabs anyone that even thinks about taking the phat.*

wer still in 2 diffrent wait now 3 diffrent dimentions

yes but the gods take pity on my soul and slam the dimesions into one since u are undoubtedly richer than me life mage

wer still in 2 diffrent wait now 3 diffrent dimentions

 

Didn't read the part where Phersu gathers me.

 

 

 

I don't care. I'll just cast High Level Alchemy on Archerwave and then grab his phat.

YAY im filthy rich...bacab casts high level alchemy WHAT, ONLY 1 GP!?!?!?!? :boohoo:

I'm mad now

 

restituo!(restore)

 

 

 

perustum(inflame)

 

while the fire is distracting bacab i make my own dimension and I go to it

with the skill of the gods you cannot excape from me unles the gods them self steped in as you are there in your demention full of souls of the dead u see a weird figure you think he has to be a ghost you can see through him so u go over to him and hear a low chanting you say "what are you chanting?" you remove the hood and you see my face and i say "shadow force!" sudenly you see nothing but darkness and you check you back i have stolen the p hat then i go to talvery to thank gunthx for this power then to my house where i throw a house party for all theifs in the whole of runescape celebrating my great theft if your not a theif u can't get it 55+ thiving required

but then suddenly, out of nothing, appears the great god guthix, who quckly transforms into a human shape that is known as furryturtle. Furryturtle1 then whacks everyone with an all powerful rubber chcken and hits 99s on everyone with a yoyo. (and then high alchs the phat. no joke)

you forget in your house you dont lose items when you die as i chant yet again this time i chant a diffrent chant then i say "riseeee!" all off the dead ppl get up and kick your @$$ (ha take that im so good i should sugest some of these spells theyed be a great idea) (also i just killed gunthx which means im now a god) so i go up and kill the other gods (i killed the most powerful good i can like kill all others) except a few i left zaros cuz without him my part of my ausome power would be gone and the god of the ivok ppl (so i can have another god staff)and i draw runescape into a time a chaos in dispare as every is only the lookout for the rath of lord life (that has a nice ring to it)

no1s gonna try to grab the phat from me then i'll have to take action i see bacab misrable so i give him the phat (ok hopfuly it wont be so boring now)

[/i]Gatts, seeking bitter revenge on Life Mage,

 

uses the power of Zamorak to re-raise his army from the dead,

 

and commands them to go on a manhunt for Life Mage,

 

and kill anyone whos stands before their might.

 

When they find him, they take him as a prisoner,

 

and Gatts takes away the phat from him,

 

and then mind controlls him with and unbreakable spell,

 

so that he wont cause anymore trouble with him and his army

 

of undead warriors, and now serves him for an eternity for his cause

 

with undying loyalty.

first i killed zammy to bad second read my post why would u go after me i dont have the phat anymore and third im the the realm of the gods how on earth could you get to me

first i killed zammy to bad second read my post why would u go after me i dont have the phat anymore and third im the the realm of the gods how on earth could you get to me

 

 

 

Ok that didn't make sense, but i'll steal your hat anyways, by stabbing you with a butterknife and getting 99 theiving to take your hate : )

I assasinate you with your own knife that you foolishly dropped to make room for te p-hat. now i goand make friens with the Chaos Elemental and we own everyone that gets near. (Chaos elemental gets to wear the heat..... somehow)

I 2-hit my good buddy the good old chaos-y... and grab the p-hat and the bronze dagger that my buddy dropped and start a parade.