You said that I can't get in...but.. MY BROTHER CAN! I tell him to go in and grab the phat. He does. He comes out and gives it to me and we both teleport to somewhere you can't find us (or anyone else).

God dangit, your stupid brother strikes again. I first google "place where nobody can find us". Using the information there, I strike you and your brother with Flames of Zamorak. You both die, and I fire a missle at your bro IRL, which owns the rest of your family as well. I grab the party hat and dance wildy in Castle Wars.

you say that you took the p hat from him but i still have it i said i kill him and his entire family, his brother is family.

 

 

 

 

 

I still hold that p hat in my hands.

Ah, but my brother is an agent with the CIA and is invincible. He shall never die. He steels it from foolgool (Lifemage was sadly mistaken). He then hands it over to me and I hide behind him with this awesome power.

I kill the head of the cia and without a leader hes lost in runs into a wall,I kill you and take the p hat. your brother can't fight your battles for you.

hey i just posted after u in some other game....*takes p hat, kicks u in the food hole and runs to fally general store and sells.*

blk p hat is un sellable so it gets stored and you get nothing, i rob the fally store and steal it then back to my house.

You discover your house was blown down by a wolf. The phat lies beneath the rubble where I quickly snatch it.

I go and get 'strange objects' from the council worker, tele to lumby and hijack the gnome glider. As you walk into fally to get some supplies, i fly over head and star dropping the lit 'strange objects'. Explosions are going off every in the center of fally so you take cover inside the general store.

 

 

 

1 of the bombs goes through the front door and rips the building to pieces and kills you. Sadly, a 'strange objects' got stuck on the fueslage of the glider and caused me to crash land into the bank. Money and other rare items go everywhere (including 50 phats).

 

 

 

I log onto my noob account and grab the phat which just happens to be undamaged and on top of all the rubble of the general store.

I throw a rune throwing axe at a weak point in the building. The rest of the destroyed bank falls on you. I eat your bones and steal the partyhat. I hide in the non-skulling abyss near the demons, which aren't agressive.

*freezes time (because I'm TimeStopper fool)*

 

takes phat *unfreezes time*

You take the phat, but you don't specify where you'll go. So I assume you're still standing in the same place. I casually just 'grab' the phat off your head and run off into a forest.

I get my friend Wizard Sedridor to teleport you to the essence RIGHT as that wizard uses his awesome Ice Barrage thing in Wanted! You get totally owned, and I go hide in the Lumbridge Caves with a tinderbox and a bullseye lantern and a spiny helmet.

The giant hand eats you. You have the phat on your head instead of the spiny helm. I take it from under him and run to somewhere...called.........

*freezes time again*

 

*takes your phat casually*

 

*cuts the phat into 8 pieces*

 

*buries the phat in 8 places*

 

*runs*

 

*unfreezes time*

You just said runs, so I'll assume that I can just follow you, break your time-stopping device, steal the partyhat from you when you're crying, then teleport to Al-Kharid.

he said he cuts the phat in 8 peices and buryed them so i dig them up and using my awsome powers i create the best invention ever (super glue)

 

 

 

then i tele do another demintion.

 

 

 

p.s. I have godly powers in this game, from since i killed gunthix so im not affected by time freezes.

*Deformes in the phat into 2 gp, while it is still in your hands.*

 

I take it now.

takes back the two gp and uses undo magic, take that!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

btw Oh dear you are dead

takes the phat and entrs a fashion show

 

 

 

goes to fashion show wearing the phat and gets FIRST PLACE

Too bad you were dreaming. While you are asleep, I come in quietly and grab the phat. I run to a place far away which is not in a directory.

I split myself into 5 and suround you beat you up, and take the phat

 

 

 

funny thing i was planing on using mage tomorrow but i can't ancints spells

You really split yourself into 5 and the slices of your body fall over and die I see this event and want to make you miserable and grab the phat

 

selling 1 phat price:1million gp too bad I'lll probably die before I can sell it

how right you are, i find you and use ice barrage :twisted:

 

 

 

thenn i take the p hat out of the lands of rs to another world etirely

I see you run away, i follow you and when i see you, i entangle you, and with one rune arrows, i shoot the phat off your face, i entangle again and the parthat is a few steps from u, i take it, tele away and i hide myself in the chest from barrows :o