kills you... haha! the 1 gp from the p-hat is mine! You never finished alching it! (gets time reversing machine and uses it on the 1 gp) Hey, it turned back into an X-Mas cracker! Wow, this time machine thingey thing works betetr than I expected!

 

 

 

(I forget what I'm doing)

 

 

 

Kool! A cracker! I'm starved! *eats cracker*

 

 

 

yummy :D

u didnt really kill me, i was wearing battle armor...i take u out with a sniper rifle...pop the christmas cracker...its a black phat...omg...but its untradeable

i think i will just take it off from you and you will be exposed of ur bald spot.. :D

I take it from you, you start crying. your tears make a river, a get a boat, and start sailing away. Then I sail to the wildy, enter the KBD cave, and make friends with the KBD by giving him a breathmint. The KBD swears to protect me forever... Then i dip the black P-Hat into a pool of nitrogen and it turns blue.

run to the kbd, it being kinda stupid, i said he was supposed to protect me, i have him smoke u leaving just ur phat, take from stack of "ashes" "blue partyhat", run to chaos elemental, and hide in his puffyness

I somehow come back to life, 8-) and shear the chaaos elimental. The chaos elemental is now completelly in shreads, including you. The only thing not destroyed is the P-Hat. I wear it, start dancing, and zezima thinks im the person who started this post, wants revenge on the person who owned his blue P-Hat, and slices me (and the P-Hat) to shreads. Zezima puts it into his inventory, and gets permanentally banned. I respawn in lumby :D

Um........ Goes to Varrock West Bank and buys another Party hat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok fine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Send a complaint to Jagex as banning Zezima is recking our fun.

 

 

 

"These aren't the things you usually do." *waves hand*

 

 

 

"These aren't the thing we usuallly do."

 

 

 

"YOu want to let us have our fun." (The force has a strong influence on the weakminded)

 

 

 

"We want you to have your fun."

 

 

 

" YOu will do what you mist do."

 

 

 

"we will do what we must do."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jagex break their policy and retun the party to you in Lumbrisdge. I steal it.

you volunteer as an assistant magician. You go in the big box and the magician sticks swords through it. They were real swords, and you die. (I bet you saw that coming!) Im really the magician, I steal the hat, and lend it to n0valyfe until im safe.

While fighting high level monsters n0valyfe dies and I take it, since you're a magician I surround you by group of Karil's archers using crystal bow, I take it to the Varrock Museum and the dude in there refuses to sell it and you have to get it legally. :twisted:

i pickpocket it from him and then go pick pocket a guard i get sent to the jail where i brake out then teleport to my house then lock my door

The watchman gets it and puts it back into the museum, as Mark helps him in getting into your house, since you didn't get it legally. :twisted: You get back to jail, this time more secure.

i teleport away from the jail and kill the musam guy then i go into the tazar caves and hire all the monsters in the fight caves to protect me

This jail has anti-teleport system, so you don't get to the caves and the guardians you want and stay in the jail. And the party hat remains in the musseum.

i telegrab it and put in it my house

The message "I can't reach that" comes because it's inside a glass box inside the museum, and has nails to keep the glass box stuck, and remains at the museum.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe if someone not jailed yet can kill the museum guy? :-k

Blasts him with mentallity and simply takes it.

You sneeze and your phat goes flying, a passing Chompy grabs it and starts flying towards the Troll Stronghold. I climb a tree and hop on a passing glider, kick the gnome off and direct it towards the Chompy. I equip my MSB and spec the Chompy who falls towards the ice path. I jump off the glider and equip my mountain boots in mid-air. I accidently land on the phat and shred it to pieces #-o . Anyone has scotch tape?? :ohnoes:

you gimme it cuz its useless to you now... but i have skotch tape! I go to port sarim and start going to the middle of the ocean.

I get my pirate cronies to blast your ship, which sinks. I shoot the drowning survivers with my crystal bow, then get on my diving equipment, retrive the phat, and rip it up. I then firewave the remains, and stamp up and down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hurray! The cause of so much violence is gone! \ \ \

after my esape from jail i stole the party hat from you and replaced with some paper so you burned that not the party hat from there i went to the ham caves

I use my ring of charos(u) to convince sigmund (he comes back somehow) that you're a cave goblin and he kills you, then i kill him, take the phat and go to ape atoll with my ninja monkey gree gree and my m'speak ammy. Then I convince the ape atoll king (I keep forgeting his name) that i'm his new adviser, and tell him to kill any humans that try to steal this. *show him the phat*

You didn't ask him to kill demons, so my greater demon friend get's it, fights ninja monkies, gives it to me, gets agreement with Jagex to take it to reallife, and is now guarded by the strongest man in the world. :twisted:

I use a cannon to blast a hole right through him. I take the p hat and eat it. Muhahahahahaha...wait.

i kill you, slice open your stomach and gets the phat. i use my 1337 m4g3 5k1llz0rz and turn the phat into chocolate...i eat it and it's dissolved.

you get sick and the cake comes back up (you cant seem to be able to keep down green spray paint and paper) i cast turn into a p hat on it and run off with the p hat i run to the lost city and then using the fairy rings go into the abyss (the one where you cant runecraft) the abyssal demons are so amazyed by the party hat they guard me