I get my 93 slayer friend to chop them all into little bits. Then I hang you up with my whip, plunge my dds into your blackened heart and grap the phat. I check its not fake, then I hi-alch it into 2gp. I then chuck the 2gp into a furnace and take out the melted gold...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I then turn the gold into a amulet, which I encrust with a dragonstone. I then string the amulet, and enchant it. I give the amulet to your wife as compensation for her "loss".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Owned? :3>

due to the hanging jagex knew you were hacking they baned you and gave me the p hat

 

 

 

(have i said this before?)

Your post makes no sense... :-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and I already made the phat into a glory ammy and gave it to your widow... =P~

you guys have just wasted all your time over a fake, little to your knowledge, on the day geek12345 killed zezima and stole the phat, i used my theiving and stole it from geek12345 and gave him a fake one i made, he was so distracted in a trade, i stole it without him noticing.

I kill you and put it to a machine that can only be opened by blood of 15 of your friends. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, this is just a game, it doesn't have to make sense.

make 15 noob friends and kill them all and put blood in machine and take out phat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you gimme it cuz its useless to you now... but i have skotch tape! I go to port sarim and start going to the middle of the ocean.

 

 

 

Just so you know I never said I taped the P-Hat back together, so none of this stuff really happened since my post. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, it doesnt matter so ill just continue from here.

 

 

 

um... I take it from you?

 

 

 

then I freeze you like this :uhh:

You didn't say you would let any guards be on your side, you didn't freeze me, so I take it from you and put it on a machine that only dragons can get it. And it isn't tradable to humans. :twisted:

I go near the king black dragon, and when he sees how good I am, he quickly runs and grabs p hat for me. He shivers so much from fright that he drops it, and I pick it up. Then I hide in the middle of the lava maze with three rings of level 126 friends and the P hat :-)

You have to think of another way, maybe changing to dragons?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I said it wouldn't be tradable to humans, untradable stuff don't show up to anyone else. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The phat remains where it was.

the p hat stays there for thousands of years until the yr 2000

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*a Y2K explosion happens and i survive coz i am invincible and i have the whole world to my self including the p hat*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hahaha beat that 1 \

I go to Duckburg visit Gyro Gearloose pay him 5,000 dollars for a time machine to the future, get to the future take the party hat from you before the earth explode and get back to the present.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I make a good deal with Scrooge McDuck so he hides it in his money bin, and he has his bombage protection on. :twisted:

after "getting rid" of mcduck. all his gold and your p hat are given to charety i make a noob acount and get the gold and p hat which i give to my main file i wear the p hat and use the money to buy the best protection along with a couple prayer pots to use prayer to protect myself

Someone in full Verac's can hit through prayer and kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's now protected by 1,000 Rayquazas.

i go with my squad of 200 latios, 200 latias, 200 groudons, 200 kyogres, and 50 rigirocks, 50 rigiice, and 50 rigisteel, and my trusty team of 10 blazikens, 10 swamperts, 10 groovyles, and 19 flygons (all lvl 100!) and my rare missingno!!! (lvl 999). i tehn kill the rauazas and take phat away and burn it on the core of the earth.

I telegrabbed it during the pokemon war! :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am hiding in karajama.. cooking

The volcano explodes and you are hurt by the lava. Pirate of the Caribean steal the party hat, but in a fight Jack Sparrow loses it. For some reason it get's into a pineapple, and some talking sponge get's one.

*i pull out my c bow and kills sponge in 1 hit .

 

 

 

*takes phat

 

 

 

*walks to fally castle and locks al doors and knights protect me lol

A lot of expirenced thieves distract the knights so they all go "What do you think you're doing" and stuns them. The villain Mojo Jojo steals it goes to New York City and puts it at the top of Empire States building

i tele to new york and get at top of empire states building kill mojo jojo with karils x bow and tele grab the phat

 

 

 

them i go to a deserted island and build a fortress there with emperial soldiers and at -aa walkers

There is another island with emperial soldiers not so far ago. The war lasts for 3,700 years or til 5707. And the party-hat got lost in the war for some reason, perhaps you know the reason? After all the war isn't over yet, and there is still time to get the party hat.

I assemble a group of 7 and go look for The One Hat.In the year 5000 all copyrights got destroyed.

i pull out my trusti old phat detecter and start searching .......

 

 

 

when i found it i run to tzathar and warned ppl that il trow it in to the lava if they got any closer

My group of Seven kills predator with Dictionary's,Thesaurus' and spelling books.

i open my noob map and find the guy [garden tool] has the phat .i go to the bank and get my acient magiks and runes. the i go hunt noob with phat and kill him .i take it and il go to duel arena and dress as a noob and beg for money lmao .