I telegrab it off your head, trade the hat for 10 santas on world 1. Not my problem anymore.

So do I win 10 santas now? 8-)

I slaughter the guy who you trade the partyhat to with my multi-hit Saradomin Strike. Before he dies, his prayer runs out and I run away wiht the partyhat. I decide to hide in the non-existant Taverly Dungeon bank.

So do I get the santas? :?

I take the santas while you're wondering.

 

Super-Extra-Tetra-Giga-Mega-*gasp*-High-Alch it for 32 gp.

 

 

 

Then a scam a noob into selling me one for 32 gp. :XD:

Hmmm... looks like you don't have a phat...

 

I buy 2 phats in world 1, i give one to you. YOu wear it in excitement and I give you the second one. I reverse engineer the Runescape code and make that party hats are restricted to one per player. You get a message saying"The zombie head bites your hand while Silentsurf attempts to give it to you" (sorry, my reverse engineering is getting rusty) Then the game freezes up( because that's what happens) and I reverse engineer somemore to transfer all the paerty hats to me and unfreeze the game. All players get skulled for some techical glitch. I forget to fix the other part so my hand gets bitten off by several zombie head/phats and it hits me for 9, which is my remaining hp and I end up in lumbridge with 1 phat. I reverse engineer somemore to fix up to code and get those phats but while i am doing that, the developers of runecape have just got in to work and refreshed the code. All users are kicked out of the program(but they assume there's no one in there) so i get one phat. The others disspear after a minute.

With my uber typing skills I log in and wait for you. When you appear I slaughter you in an unimaginable way, and take the phat. I tele your dead corpse to lunar island, then tele-group all the noobs to my secret island of mass destruction and force them into slavery. I hire Evil Bob who pretends to be 'good' bob and hacks into the main server and makes the phat unstealable. I then sit in my 5 story throne and laugh at all my noob slaves :

i telegrab the phat, stabs you through the heart, then goes on to a privet server with a 500000000000000000000000000000000 password

I report you for posting your password and you are banned so the phat disapears. Game over. Leave people!

I undo that last move, then goes to a place guarded by 500 tztok-jads

OKay...you're guarded by pixels. I just walk through them and taket he phat of your head. :-w

I become a j mod and ban your account and i get every item you owned, including the phat :twisted:

get iron sword and hits u till u die and grabs phat. constantly tele's to cammy. so how yer gonna get it know? :XD:

You just said it :|

 

 

 

To bad i'm f2p :shock:

 

 

 

Gets member, teles to cammy, beats u up with my bronze scimi while my wooden shield absorbs all your hits

 

 

 

I take the phat, return to f2p and i hide in varrock castle

 

 

 

try to search me there! Hah!

unfortunatly(sp?), you fell for the 'jagex blocks ya pass ***********try it!' so i log on your account and give the phat to zezima(for free btw)

Zezima runs into a fake wall painting trick and take phat. Hides the phat in the bank and gets a job to be bank security.

I make a goldmeta account name and since silver beats gold you must give it to me. but u dont because you dont wanna so since im gold i trick the bankers into putting me into the bank take the phat and walk out wearing it then tele in your face to a strange island in the carribean... karmja

Entangles j00

 

 

 

Takes out Magic S-Bow, Takes a Rune Poisoned Arrow and shoots it off your head while you are like: WTF?!

 

 

 

 

 

I take the phat, entangle you and i tele you to cammy.

 

 

 

I hax0rz jagexz and let all the peehats dissapear.

omg h@x, whatever i see u sneak away with a p hat so i grab a bazooka and blow you to zammorak, the phat survives the explosion and i take it!!

Since you didn't state what you did with it, I assume you're where you hit him. I whip out my awesome Jackie Chan moves and Tae Kwon Do you to smithereens. I go hide in the Simpsons' nuclear power plant after taking the partyhat.

Mr Burns doesn't like it a one bit and sends it tothe junkyard in Vice City and two powerful crinimals: Lance and Tommy are protecting it. :twisted:

I send some iraq bombers to bomb them!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BLUE PARTYHAT FOR ME!

I kill the iraqi bombers and run off to tthe members wildy with the phat

Someone wearing full Dharok's kills you and high alchemies it.

i whack him in the face with my 9-iron, and starts the ritual of un-alching the phat...if you kill me before the ritual is up....then the phat is lost forever..itll take 3 other posters before i finish