Grab the phat

[foolgool]

I bring an extra lantern and light you on fire.

 

I run immediately to the KG with just an entire inventory of P-Pots and total concentration.

[eyehawk78]

Attacks you with full veracs and hit through your prayer, grabs the party hat and hides on the top of the ardounge wall.

[foolgool]

Takes out my super longbow and owns you. Telegrabs P-Hat.

 

 

 

I hide in the blood altar, which nobody else can access.

[eyehawk78]

Reports foolgool for bug abuse, the blood alter is unaccesible, accepts the party hat on terms I would trade it to foolgools new account. I lie and keep it for myself.

[foolgool]

I appeal to Jagex and get reinstated(1-1,000,000 chance).. Hunt you down unawares, and get my old friend in Draynor to pull a hit.

 

 

 

After paying off my Old friend, I hide in the dagganoth cave with auto-retaliate off, full prayer pots (1 tele tablet), and single combat area. Attack a daggy, then wait until you get bored of my awesomeness and leave.

[darkmage099]

The daggy kills you because you had to go pee. I take the phat and the teletablet and hide in falador world two distuised as a merchant.

[Dark_Sin]

gives u a whip for the p hat for u to know they dropped, takes it and hides in my house and puts no visitors

[foolgool]

Call Jagex to empty your world for just a second, then hop into your house when you forget to turn no visitors on again and take the partyhat.

 

 

 

Runs away and puts my house in building mode.

[darkmage099]

I come in and turn into a chair, and you sit down. I grab the phat, run into a bar, get drunk, and eat the phat.

[foolgool]

I give you a few pounds of laxatives mixed with chocolate, and voila! 15 minutes later I have my phat.

 

I run randomly and give to my anonymous friend for safekeeping while I hide.

[darkmage099]

The anonymous friend is my brother and he hands over the phat to me. I now run over to hide in some exotic forest.

[foolgool]

A mysterious fire blast is aimed at the forest

 

All is burned

 

I grab the partyhat and give to my best friend for safekeeping.

[darkmage099]

It turns out my brother is that friend and he hands it over to me because I gave him a computer for his birthday. I run into the mage bank and crouch under Kolodin.

[foolgool]

I whup out multi-target ice spells and own you and Kolodian at the same time, earning my Zamorak cape and staff. 2 noobs with 1 stone.

 

 

 

I run with the partyhat to the middle of Varrock Square, world 1.

[darkmage099]

you accidently click world 2 and there is no one there. I take the phat and run behind the bank counter in the protection of the bankers.

[foolgool]

Banned for hacking. I persuade Jagex to give me the partyhat. No more exploits for you!

[darkmage099]

I'm unbanned because I slept with a hott, female Jagex employee. I take the phat from your head and run away!

[Dark_Sin]

i quickly dress up into the jagex female take the hat away and finds a secret entrance to teh black hole and locks it up and hides their for eternity

[foolgool]

Ensnare, Sara Strike, Smite. Owned.

 

 

 

My P-hat

 

I run and hide next to the dwarves in the mines.

[darkmage099]

It's hard to find you among the dwarves because you are so short but I manage to pick out the ugliest of the bunch (you). I grab the phat off your short little head and run away with the phat to a place unknown.

[Hobgoblin11]

Looks up 'Unkown' in the phone book and decides to pay a visit to you at Room 201, Unknown street. Kicks your sorry little butt, and drops the phat into Room 101 which is the storey below, from where I will extract it later.

[darkmage099]

You accidently kick my brother...not me. So I intercept the phat that you decided to "extract later". I also steal your GameBoy so you have nothing to trade! :twisted: . I then go to a spirit tree, climb up it, and tell it to protect me.

[foolgool]

I "accidentally" get stuck when teleporting to your Spirit Tree, then shove you off. The 20 foot fall on your head kills you.

 

I decide to just walk randomly around RS, switching worlds every 5 minutes with private and public chat off.

[darkmage099]

I wake up because you push like a sisssy :twisted: . My brother stumbles accross you, and I come and snatch the phat away. (you dont catch me)

[Nenga]

I use darkmage seaking magic to destroy you (and your family), then with my godly powers I barley ever use anymore I teleport to a place you can't acess my house (wait thats where i killed gunthix).