I bring an extra lantern and light you on fire.

 

I run immediately to the KG with just an entire inventory of P-Pots and total concentration.

Attacks you with full veracs and hit through your prayer, grabs the party hat and hides on the top of the ardounge wall.

Takes out my super longbow and owns you. Telegrabs P-Hat.

 

 

 

I hide in the blood altar, which nobody else can access.

Reports foolgool for bug abuse, the blood alter is unaccesible, accepts the party hat on terms I would trade it to foolgools new account. I lie and keep it for myself.

I appeal to Jagex and get reinstated(1-1,000,000 chance).. Hunt you down unawares, and get my old friend in Draynor to pull a hit.

 

 

 

After paying off my Old friend, I hide in the dagganoth cave with auto-retaliate off, full prayer pots (1 tele tablet), and single combat area. Attack a daggy, then wait until you get bored of my awesomeness and leave.

The daggy kills you because you had to go pee. I take the phat and the teletablet and hide in falador world two distuised as a merchant.

gives u a whip for the p hat for u to know they dropped, takes it and hides in my house and puts no visitors

Call Jagex to empty your world for just a second, then hop into your house when you forget to turn no visitors on again and take the partyhat.

 

 

 

Runs away and puts my house in building mode.

I come in and turn into a chair, and you sit down. I grab the phat, run into a bar, get drunk, and eat the phat.

I give you a few pounds of laxatives mixed with chocolate, and voila! 15 minutes later I have my phat.

 

I run randomly and give to my anonymous friend for safekeeping while I hide.

The anonymous friend is my brother and he hands over the phat to me. I now run over to hide in some exotic forest.

A mysterious fire blast is aimed at the forest

 

All is burned

 

I grab the partyhat and give to my best friend for safekeeping.

It turns out my brother is that friend and he hands it over to me because I gave him a computer for his birthday. I run into the mage bank and crouch under Kolodin.

I whup out multi-target ice spells and own you and Kolodian at the same time, earning my Zamorak cape and staff. 2 noobs with 1 stone.

 

 

 

I run with the partyhat to the middle of Varrock Square, world 1.

you accidently click world 2 and there is no one there. I take the phat and run behind the bank counter in the protection of the bankers.

Banned for hacking. I persuade Jagex to give me the partyhat. No more exploits for you!

I'm unbanned because I slept with a hott, female Jagex employee. I take the phat from your head and run away!

i quickly dress up into the jagex female take the hat away and finds a secret entrance to teh black hole and locks it up and hides their for eternity

Ensnare, Sara Strike, Smite. Owned.

 

 

 

My P-hat

 

I run and hide next to the dwarves in the mines.

It's hard to find you among the dwarves because you are so short but I manage to pick out the ugliest of the bunch (you). I grab the phat off your short little head and run away with the phat to a place unknown.

Looks up 'Unkown' in the phone book and decides to pay a visit to you at Room 201, Unknown street. Kicks your sorry little butt, and drops the phat into Room 101 which is the storey below, from where I will extract it later.

You accidently kick my brother...not me. So I intercept the phat that you decided to "extract later". I also steal your GameBoy so you have nothing to trade! :twisted: . I then go to a spirit tree, climb up it, and tell it to protect me.

I "accidentally" get stuck when teleporting to your Spirit Tree, then shove you off. The 20 foot fall on your head kills you.

 

I decide to just walk randomly around RS, switching worlds every 5 minutes with private and public chat off.

I wake up because you push like a sisssy :twisted: . My brother stumbles accross you, and I come and snatch the phat away. (you dont catch me)

I use darkmage seaking magic to destroy you (and your family), then with my godly powers I barley ever use anymore I teleport to a place you can't acess my house (wait thats where i killed gunthix).