QueenValerie Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I snare and freeze you in the wild, as I dance around you screaming out you just got owned. Grabs the phat as I finish you off with my whip. I slowly walk out of the wild with my new owned phat. :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash_Two Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I then jumped down from a near-by tree and stabbed you in the heart, only to realise, a greater demon took in from the ground and ran off to show its friends! I chased after it and when I saw the greater, two PKers already killed it... They picked up the phat and screamed, " WE GOT IT!!! WOOO! SOME STUPID DEMON! WOOO!" Just as the other demons heard them shout and scream in joy, they backstabbed them and walked off merrily. I walked towards the phat and picked it up. Then teleported to varrock to sell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Using my Uber friend list filled whith noobs i helped out, i send them to spam you whith "Fr33 st0ff pl0x!!111!!!!!" until ur computers lag, and 2 evil chickens appear at once and kill you. A noob picks ur phat then i buy it from the noob for 100 gp :D Then i hide the phat in a cabbage and gives it to Blackbane who puts it in his bank whith the others ( 1,625,000 + cabbages) Good luck searching to the next :D Kah bah gee!! Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 i hack into his bank and take ut the only blk item there (i spray painted it blk a while back) then call upon my godly power that i never use anymore to teleport to a diffrent dimention completly Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inureface Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Turns out the dimension you teled to was a strage box i got from M.O.M. I open the box and take the phat, then leave you in the box :twisted: Then I travel back in time to 6/6/06 in world 66 falador square for no reason :wink: All PKers need to read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 i go there grab the p hat, and i kill everybody before durel even can lay a finger on any1 :twisted:. then i tele back to when construction first came out (june 15th right), and i make a fortune because i made the suplies before hand. woot im rich with a blk phat Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash_Two Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Life_mage12 was overconfident. He went into the deep wildy to show-off then, I came in and sliced him into bits. I then grabbed the phat and stored it into a secret void in the RuneScape world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 *Take the Blk Phat out of the secret void in the RuneScape world (my back pocket) and high alch it just for fun :mrgreen: Turns out the Blk Phat doesnt exist and it crashes the server. When i log back the blk morphed into this smiley --> :P which i just posted here, taking it OUT of the runescape world its now hidden on Tip.It And unless ur a mod ull never take it out of this post!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA :twisted: Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Well, the phat didnt morph into a smiley.... I just made the server crash so I could switch it with that smiley.... Anyway, the phat is now black....and the paint is coming off..... With a phat in my inventory, I go to varrock to bank it.... After I hand it to the person behind the counter, I walk back out.... Only to realise that the person behind the counter wasnt a bank staff member.... I rush back in and find a closed bank booth I am too late.... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanite Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Whatever I just kill whoever has/had the phat and take it rule the seas is a cool mmorpg register through here: http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=50338 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striker6 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 As you stroll down the street happy with your new phat you're pickpockted, quickly and silenty. When out of sight down an ally Sean is then stabbed to death with a bronze dagger which is ofcourse left in him. The masked stranger (me) then strolls away in the direction of varrock fountain, a paper hat out of sight nestled near his crotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonpower1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Fires a grab spell, gets the p hat and throws a knife right true your head! The Death AngelsMore info visit: http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=650075 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I strike you with the wrath of me! grab the p hat and repaint it black then I hide somewhere in the wildy with magic i turn myself invisable Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonpower1 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 I walk in the wildy...suddently there is a terrible smell..., I cast a special spell so you can't be invisable anymore. I bind you and I search for the p hat... I realise he's black, I barraged you and ran away. The Death AngelsMore info visit: http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=650075 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarted7 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 i find you and you start barraging me with ice barrage.........a large battle ensues......while the battle is going on, a friend of mine nips your phat from your bag and runs. Click here to see my goals and achievements thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manatea3O5 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 gets on noob account, begs you for money, and ask to take me into *insert wild level here* wild, it turns out that "noob" account is a pure mage, hits a few fire blasts, a few snares, and a few air strikes *you die*, teleports to ape atoll, and celebrates!!! Manatea3O5, the guy who posts replies without reading others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 a ninja monkey starts attacking you and it turns out to be me using actual shift shaping magic and maging you to death. i grab the p hat and go to the shelter of the gnome king Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladet6 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 ...its shape shifting... and..... *is secretly the cute creature in king's tree and sneaks the phat off your head and brings it inside the death alter* what color is the phat? red? .::Dare To Dance::. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 ...its shape shifting... and..... *is secretly the cute creature in king's tree and sneaks the phat off your head and brings it inside the death alter* what color is the phat? red?no it's black anyway I go to the death alter and kill the creature,take the phat and start killing barrows brothers Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladet6 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 *turns back into a human (pixel-ated) goes to barrows, watches you die and takes the phat while running to the legends guild... in which i hide it* .::Dare To Dance::. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heart_of_ink Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I take the p hat and destroy it once and for all. HA! Now the fun's over! I know some people will say they can ressurect the p hat, but they're just kidding themselves. Meanwhile, I kill life_mage12, since no matter how many times people killed him in the past, he kept on turning up again. I then retire to sunny Aruba and drink Pina Coladas out of a coconut on the beach all day long. There's no sig here. Move it along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladet6 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 who cares? *comes and pks ink, sits in his hammok, and takes the phat that has been on my head (its red AND white) holds it, dons on scuba gear, and goes from a swim* .::Dare To Dance::. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 takes black construction paper and make a new phat (i killed gunthix acording to this thread so i have godly powers thats why i keep returning) and relaxes in my bed. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage099 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 you realise that there's no construction paper left because all the noobs used it when construction came out (that makes sense right? construction...construction paper?). I find the red and white phat that was carelessly left on the floor. I run to the flax field and disguise myself as a noob. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyehawk78 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 I trip you up on the way and steal the phat, I hide in lumbridge caves Website Updates & Corrections | Website Discussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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