Congrats oin the party hat why not celbrate with zammy wine its right over there pick ti up :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*person dies from teh zammy wine scame and i get phat*

*99 hp hit to ko you, then Runs aand hides in the first from the last from the first spot, and to retrieve it, you must say what that spost is, then mage me fith f2p mage attacks and robes while I'm ranging you with pots, prayer, and black d-hide*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Muahahahhahaha

Instead I just hack your account and drop traide it to myself. Then I high alch it and spend the 1 gp on a pair of shears which i inturn low alch for 0 gp.

I find Gyro and pay him $500 to use one of his time machines. Then I hide it in a temple full of demons, they all say "I eat your soul, you die." and they literally mean it.

i get a tank and drive into the temple running all the demons and you over and i take the phat. my tank grows wings and flies to somewhere in space.

Launches a heat-seeking missile into space, which causes your corpse to float down to earth, and i use my ub3r prayer skills to fly for 5 seconds, in order to catch you in the air and rip the phat off your decaying corpse, then digs underground with nothing on except the phat and protect item on. I then crate an anti-noob, anti-hack shield around me, with all three protection prayers on. :twisted:

Except that there is no "Protect from bullets" prayer, so I kill you, get the hat, and throw it to the house "Saw III" is in. There is only one entrance, the walls are 100% unbreakable, unharmable, nothing can break or harm them, and the partyhat is near the entrance. The dude that plays the evil clwon is ready to faint you and let you into games of death. How you gonna get it now?

I take the phat? And I give it to the lvl1 duck in lumby who if you kill will drop the peehat into the river never to return!!!

I still have my gun, what gave you the redicilous idea I can't kill the chicken? :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I shoot it and take the hat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Besides, you did NEVER mentioned HOW you got it back, so techinclly you never got it. Read my previous post, the only way to get it is to say on the forums HOW you got past the traps. :shame:

I come up to you and begin to dance. I dance in such a way that you become dazed and I grab the phat and teleport to the KBD and put it on the middle head, before it 1 hits me and I wake up in Falador.

U-hum.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Except that there is no "Protect from bullets" prayer, so I kill you, get the hat, and throw it to the house "Saw III" is in. There is only one entrance, the walls are 100% unbreakable, unharmable, nothing can break or harm them, and the partyhat is near the entrance. The dude that plays the evil clwon is ready to faint you and let you into games of death. How you gonna get it now?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate to repeat but dancing me dizzy won't help anything. Because I don't have the hat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry try again. :lol:

I get it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortunatly I haven't seen Saw III yet, so you'll have to accept the following explaination:

 

 

 

Using my powers of dance I evade all traps and obstacles. I find the phat and teleport to the KBD and put it on the middle head, before it 1 hits me and I wake up in Falador.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I dance, I still get the phat, and I still really wanna see Saw III.

Yeah, but how you what you gonna do about the guy in the front that will faint you if you go inside? Just answer this question.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hire a dragon slayer and he kills the dragon for me. How it's at the bottom of the oceon, in some weird pineapple with animated sponge.

I send nematoads to eat the pineapple, leaving only the peehat and an obscure seed. I then drive the animated sponge and it's pet mollusk out of town into some starfishes rock nearby, grab the peehat and run.I then but some butter and cream cheese on the phat, and go on to eat it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the duck thing, if you killed it the hat would sink to the bottom of the river.

I shoot you with my gun. After you're dead, I use my chainsaw to saw you so I get the hat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I get someone to clean it and sends it protected by quatrillion dragons only weak of dark magic.

i ask the mods to ban u and give me up pee hat

 

 

 

thankfully, i remembered to use ~dark magic~ on them to make them listen.

 

 

 

i also asked them to ban any form of the word pee hat.

Sadly, the dragon is NOT in RuneScape so the Jagex members can't do anything about it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The dragons are in another world, not RuneScape. So the party hat stays there.

I come.

 

 

 

I see a bunch of dragons.

 

 

 

I use my improbability gun on them.

 

 

 

I take the phat from a very confused TheBlazikenMaster.

You killed them alright, but the hat stays there. Because I don't have the hat, they are protected by the dragons. It's safe to take the hat, but you didn't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do people keep trying to take the hat from me when I clearly don't have it? Don't people ever read? :roll:

i do a massive ice blitz on all of rs and take phat and put it in the bank

I wonder how many pages the party hat will stay there... :boohoo:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The quatrillion dragons get back to life and only dark magic works at them, and guards the party hat again. As nobody touched it. The hat you took was another one, NOT the one in the game.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll make some things clear so it won't be protected forever:

 

 

 

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  [*:2fmmvwg3]I don't have it.
   
   
   
  [*:2fmmvwg3]It's not in RuneScape
   
   
   
  [*:2fmmvwg3]It's another fantasy world.
   
   
   
  [*:2fmmvwg3]Their only weakness is dark magic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You have to get the party hat somehow.

I use two lunar spells to counter eachother and become dark magic. I then use this on the dragons. I then take the hat and give it to ONE of the gardening leprechans for safe keeping.

I use my Lucky Charms box to lure the leprechans. Then I throw it to the bottomless pit.

i go down to the bottem of the bottemless pit i take the hat and throw it into the black hole (after asking for it to be real again) then jump in after it with a disk of returning

I hire someone that's a master of darkness, and pay him 5 cans of coke, as the deal. Oh and there is no bottom on bottomless pit, how did you get it? :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I hide it in some woman's office in a closet that's 100% unbreakable, 100% undamagable, etc. and the only way to get the hat is to answer this question: "How did pizzar456 get to the nonexistance bottom?"