just ask the people in the office to get the key for ur closet and whack u in the head with a blackjack, taking some of ur things, run away and hide in some place , somewhere, sometime, some game

Yeah, except that you find my closet is empty. Wrong closet. It's in some woman's office, I asked her to hide it in her closet, duh! :roll:

i pk the woman and raid her house then hide a fake phat in the closet and put the real one in my pants :

I shoot your butt with my gun, and take the party hat and gives it to a selfish pirate, that of course is my friend, but he has VERY few friends at all. 15 (or 16 with me) in total, that helps him enslave everyone that enters and try to get the party hat, They have one special power: 100% bullet-proof and explosion proof. And swords won't work, their only weakness is a dragon breath from a REAL dragon.

i learn how to contorll minds get a dragin and tell him to bbq every1 in the pirates building then i walk in and take the phat

You mean a ship don't you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, the captain was well hidden, he shoots you and throws the party hat away.

sure why not?

The party hat lands in the movie "Saw III" Use wikipedia if you haven't seen it. so you must SOMEHOW get into the DVD and try NOT to get trapped.

I break the DVD and the phat materializes. Then I take it and sell it to a very wealthy merchant somewhere in Rome.

i win the powerball jackpot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i got to rome and buy the wealthy merchant's shipping company

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i threaten to fire the merchant if he doesnt give me the phat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

now i have the phat, and i give it to chuck norris to guard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

once chuck norris gets ahold of something, he never lets go

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and u cant kill chuck norris

Of course it's possible to kill Chuck Norris. Haven't you ever heard of Ultimate Showdown?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thus, by somehow summoning Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and all the rest of the people mentioned there, I kill Chuck Norris.

 

 

 

And take the hat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And get in a ship...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And chuck it in a black hole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then, just to be safe, I destroy the universe.

I hire a really good construction company from another universe. =D>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I pay them a lot to rebuild our universe. :pray:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I use bribery to become president of the Interuniversal Association of Black Holes (IABH). :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At the annual meeting, I find the black hole with the phat. 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I threaten to kick it out of the IABH if it doesn't give the phat to me. :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I then give the phat back to Chuck Norris, but only after I destroy Ultimate Showdown and everyone and everything that could harm or kill Chuck Norris. :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For good measure, I make Chuck Norris invincible with an irreversible spell. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and remember, once Chuck Norris gets ahold of something, he never lets go :notalk:

Me with a lot of other people are sick and tired of the Chuck Norris nonsense.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So the government get's help from the FBI to arrest you. Since Wikipedia says NOTHING about who shall not be mentioned immoral I just kill him, wait I got a better idea, while he is alseep I steel the hat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now it's in a cage, unreachable by people that talks rubbish about Chuck Norris and only reachable by these that agrees that this Chuck Norris nonsense is driving them nuts. :notalk:

Me: Neee! Neeee! Neee!! Neeee!

 

 

 

Blazikenmaster: Alright alright! Stop! I'll give you the hat!

 

 

 

Blazikenmaster wishes to trade you.

 

 

 

Accepted Trade.

 

 

 

Me: Neee!

I'm not playing RuneScape right now. There is no trade bottom in real life. So the party hat stays on the place it was. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Besides I don't have the partyhat, look at my last post to find out where the partyhat is.

The cage was in your inventory.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fine, if you insist on not having any fun in "forum games"...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I find the cage, and take the party hat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hide it in my underwear drawer.

So you agree with me then? Fair enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And what do you mean "not" having fun? It's MUCH funner without RS references. :notalk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I use a machine to suck all the water and break the drawer get the hat and give it to a famous boxer that punches everyone in the face that tries to get the party hat.

"Neee!" is a monty python reference, and the chat boxy thing was just because it seemed a little more fun than just normal black and white typing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, the whole thread is a runescape reference, hence why we're fighting over a partyhat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To bad you didn't find the partyhat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I use a machine to suck all the water and break the drawer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it was an underwear drawer, not underwater.

Partyhats DO exist in real life. And the threadstarter said NOTHING about it having to be RS-related.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Besides many people use non-RS related events to get the partyhat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I'll send it to the Ardougne baker if you want to have it this way.

of course partyhats exist in real life, but then why would yo go through all this trouble instead of buying one for yourself?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You still didn't find it. Its not under a drawer, I'll give you a hint because you don't seem to know what underwear is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because that's not ordinary hat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I shoot the cat and take the hat.

Was the murder of mr.wuggles necessary?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Since oyu touched my underwear drawer, you have been infected with a STD and die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I pick up the partyhat and surround it by angry gorillas.

When the doctor fully heals me, I build the biggest GIANT gorilla army ever. And in the war, I force Bill Gates to get the hat for me.

I kill the gorilla with a poisoned bullet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I kill Bill Gates, I kill you, and I have the phat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I give the phat to Google.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Google is unstoppable, so the phat is safe.

You're forgetting that Google is the BEST search engine ever. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I find a thing that I can use to GET the party hat and give it to drunken pirates, they are very sick, if the captain dies, who is very ill, the party hat will be gone forever, you have to get to the captain within 4 hours, and the roads to the captain are VERY dangerous.