He's still got the phat!!! Lets batter him!

 

 

 

*Smacks Riku over the head with a bat from behind and grabs the phat from his un-conscious body.*

 

 

 

"Now what to do?"

 

 

 

*Sneaks out to some woods with a gun and hides up a tree*

 

 

 

"If ya want this fat you better be ready for a bullet in the head instead!"

i hide in postie petes back while he interviews you on how you got that lovely party hat and asks you if you would put your gun down as it makes him uncomfortable i jump out and get the phat i steal the gun also and shoot you

 

 

 

walks to the end of the world by the ogres and threaten to jump off if anyone comes near

 

 

 

omg

 

 

 

If ur getting tired of it, then dont play it? -.-

 

 

 

i didnt think it would throw anyone off but it worked :P i wrote in tiny text that a bought a new one :o

Messege jagex and get them to make 5 feet more of land i walk next to you do jump and fall on you back steals the phat then drags you over the end of the world and drops you into a black hole (disk of returing plz :)) and runs to a coal rock and use ring of stone to morph and hide

the black hole let me right towards you and i grab the phat entering an alternate dimension at high speeds that has a high chance of crushing your

 

 

 

(my bones didnt crush :P )

gets to the nearest doctor and sends you an appoiment and pretends to e a docter and steals the phat while you in anetestic (sp?) and once again hides in lumbridge celler (i love it) this time noone can get it i got rows of black dragons protecting me and i got 5 anti fire dragon shields and built a small fort and goes to sleep (with one eye open)

hey i filled that place with solid concrete already!!! :evil:

New world...HA! :twisted:

mumble mumble making me waste 1 mill

 

 

 

ok boys i need you in EVERY world to flood the cellar and caves with cement phat floats up again and goes back into alternate dimension

i get scared because the celler is filling up with concrete, ha made you waste 130mill :twisted: but i go to where you fell off first and jump in and steal the phat and get out and i go to burgh de roht and jump off that side and go into the other diamension

you idiot shoes cant fit through a portal so why did you put the phat in your shoes i pop out take it and ride a hell hound into world 2 fally

not strong wnough to face a hellhound so gives up trying to get phat for now

makes a deal with zezima to kill the hell hounds.

 

i sneak up and steal the phat runs off and hides in the depths of runescape.

*NEW UPDATE* runescape is only 1 square long now.

 

 

 

steals phat

 

 

 

*NEW UPDATE* many people of runescape quit everything is back to normal

 

 

 

hides in a random cheetos bag

eat all the cheetos

 

woops :shock: i ate the p hat well at least the phat is tucked away in my stomach :D

i still have it....you ate me with the phat :-w

I knock roxas out with a grimy shovel then i use a buzz saw to cut open his stomach and i retrieve the phat after riku is desolved by roxas's stomach acids

 

i then run to secret world 842 and i sell the phat to super man for 50m

 

I then use the money to merchant my way up to extreme riches which i then in turn use to raise all of my skills to 99 then i rebuy the phat from spider man who super man sold it to for 51m and i give it to a random noob that appears in lumbridge

 

 

 

ps: have fun with that

knock you out with an even more grimey shovel and steal your riches and buys another phat

 

 

 

*UPDATE* rs2 is closing down for a year rs3 will be here in a year

*hacks the server to keep it online... and in same sec wack u smoothly with a rubber chicken and grabs the phat*

*Goes on while you are keeping the server up and use entangle and block telly while beating the crap out of you. When you are dead I loot the phat and low alch. it, because i am trying to rid the world of all phats :twisted:

I grab at the Gold coins as they fall to the floor. Cursing my luck, I drag myslef to the Wizards tower. Wizard Bob sees how down I am and offers me a one time chance to go back and change the past. I happily accept.

 

 

 

*3 hours 45 minutes ago*

 

 

 

I run up to Waterofgod and rip the phat from his hands. He accidentally high alchs his face instead. I jump for joy then see a crowd of hungry noobs running towards me. Screaming in fear I run into the Wild......

with my 1337 agility skills i catch up to you in no time and use entagle takes the phat and get OUT of their. go into zamarak portal with a sara plate body and turn into a sheep and their are 5 sheeps in that portal also

i mage all sheeps to their wooly death and take off to another galaxy in my super fast spaceship.

As your taking off i use a fire bolt on the ground at my feet and make myself shoot up into the air. I then whip out my rune scimy, cut the door of you ship out and stow away. Then when we have landed on another planet, i come up behind you and 1 hit you by stabing you in the back. I then grab the phat, and rune off into the strangly hot rain forest that makes up the plannet, while laphing moniocly.sp?

Sets off a Neutron bomb Destroying all live in the forest and grabs the hat off the ground

 

 

 

:twisted:

 

 

 

Then enters the event horizon of a black hole

oh dear you are dead

 

 

 

*walks up to phat and take it along with your full dragon as you were skulled*(i wish........)

 

 

 

crawls in a random hole and sulks about how ill never get full dragon cause smpme guy was skulled and died from an evil chicken. :cry: