i hack durial 321 account and come to varrock, bind you, and kill you with rune 2 hander and simply pick off the phat off your head. i then hide in exile in lumbridge swamps.

i find you and scare the phat right off your head take it and rune to cursed you's house

i bulldoze cursed you house with you in it and you surrender your party hat and i run like a girl to the wizards tower.

i convince the wizards to kill you and i take the phat when u die \

i get my army of chickens and they peck you to death. I take the phat off your head, wash all the blood and stuff it in my pants and rune to varrock world 1 hoping you cant find me.

i search for hours and finally find you. i log onto my other acc and tell u to folo. we team in wildy and i bs you and take the phat and hide near the bank

i go from lumbridge to all banks and find you in edgeville bank. I KO u with dharoks, steel the phat and go to varrock, hoping the KING will protect me.

i kill they king (so he cant protect u after all) kill you and tele to the duel arena and refuse to stake

i ressurect the king to have superpowers and be able to kill anybody, i then hypnotize him and turn him into a HUGE demon and he squishes you with his pinky finger. i give the demon King a cookie and he passes me the phat and i fly to space.

i follow you into space and take off your helmet and take the phat

i send a big chunk of a asteroid into ur face , which completely knocks off your phat into my hand. i then eat the phat. Hoping it doesnt come out the other end.

unfortunately it does and i take it and float away

i then find you on saturn, have a mighty duel and i come out victorious with a phat as the stake. You then go back to pluto. I go to my home planet mars.

i float to mars and i sneak up on you take the phat and float away quietly. you never knew it happened.

after a few hours i notice the phat gone. I get extemely angry and think of a plan. i turn invisible and go to where you are , whack you with rubber chicken, snatch phat from you and remain invisible and go to neptune.

i secretly morph into the planet neptune and come back and hide the p hat in one of my posts, which none of you have found yet \

 

 

 

i go down the street :-w and when you come back to claim it i go #-o i must of lost it

i search all of your posts and find it in the last one i look at and i easily just yoink the phat away i then find a random friend of mine that will only give up the phat's location and the super device that is the only thing that can clean it up if you can correctly anser the riddle that he gives you. He is incredibly rich and doesn't need money from bribes, also he has 99 everything and full dragon armor as well as full everything else as well as every armor and weapon ont he game and he has hidden the phat in the center of a giant glob of dragon droppings

 

 

 

you find him in secret lv 1000000 wilderness and he gives you the following riddle:

 

 

 

Qu'obtenez-vous si vous m̮̩̉̉langez le bleu au jaune?

 

 

 

btw: he only speaks french so your answer must be in french.

 

 

 

ps: please actually do this because he can't be killed or bribed and if you take the phat out of the dragon dung then it will be all gross and worthless without the device to clean it

* Takes the real 1 which was lying on the ground while u all went for the fake 1. Then goes to house in RS and hides it in a secret place, and locks the portal.

lucky me i was on neptune and your invisibility only works on your bod not your clothes i bump into you and say hi invisile guy then snatch the phat and fly along the astroid belt

throws asteroid at you and you drop phat then i pick up and i go to mars

I attack you from behind and take away the phat, i then go back to earth and go back in time before the phat even came out for the first time and i sell it for 100000000000 gp I then go back to the present and buy all of phats with my mass wealth then i encase all of them except for on in concrete which i keep and lock in a five foot thick on all 6 sides lead safe with black dragons guarding it and scater the rest across the runescape land decreeing that there shall be one person who can take each phat out of its cement imprisonment and this group of people shall form the hierarchy of runescape

I attack you from behind and take away the phat, i then go back to earth and go back in time before the phat even came out for the first time and i sell it for 100000000000 gp I then go back to the present and buy all of phats with my mass wealth then i encase all of them except for on in concrete which i keep and lock in a five foot thick on all 6 sides lead safe with black dragons guarding it and scater the rest across the runescape land decreeing that there shall be one person who can take each phat out of its cement imprisonment and this group of people shall form the hierarchy of runescape

I build an invinsible suit and it keeps me alive for ever and I can't die. It has an unbreakable lock and I steal all fo your phats, fold them and lock them up so nobody can have them. They are impossible to get.

usally impossible but i say ill give you a cookie if u get it for me, which you do.

 

 

 

i run around RS with the phat atached to the end of a stick which i am waving in the air and hitting people with.

I raise my axe and chop the stick in half. I take my half with the phat on it, and start running around in circles :lol: \

i pk you in 1 hit and i make a cheat so i cant die and no one can take my phat