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i hack durial 321 account and come to varrock, bind you, and kill you with rune 2 hander and simply pick off the phat off your head. i then hide in exile in lumbridge swamps.

Currently:whacking noobs with rubber chicken

F2p and 52 prayer :-P

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i bulldoze cursed you house with you in it and you surrender your party hat and i run like a girl to the wizards tower.

Currently:whacking noobs with rubber chicken

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i get my army of chickens and they peck you to death. I take the phat off your head, wash all the blood and stuff it in my pants and rune to varrock world 1 hoping you cant find me.

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i go from lumbridge to all banks and find you in edgeville bank. I KO u with dharoks, steel the phat and go to varrock, hoping the KING will protect me.

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i ressurect the king to have superpowers and be able to kill anybody, i then hypnotize him and turn him into a HUGE demon and he squishes you with his pinky finger. i give the demon King a cookie and he passes me the phat and i fly to space.

Currently:whacking noobs with rubber chicken

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i send a big chunk of a asteroid into ur face , which completely knocks off your phat into my hand. i then eat the phat. Hoping it doesnt come out the other end.

Currently:whacking noobs with rubber chicken

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i then find you on saturn, have a mighty duel and i come out victorious with a phat as the stake. You then go back to pluto. I go to my home planet mars.

Currently:whacking noobs with rubber chicken

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after a few hours i notice the phat gone. I get extemely angry and think of a plan. i turn invisible and go to where you are , whack you with rubber chicken, snatch phat from you and remain invisible and go to neptune.

Currently:whacking noobs with rubber chicken

F2p and 52 prayer :-P

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i secretly morph into the planet neptune and come back and hide the p hat in one of my posts, which none of you have found yet \'

 

 

 

i go down the street :-w and when you come back to claim it i go #-o i must of lost it

<the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.-

<Ard_Choille> I am pretty

<Ard_Choille> fo shizzle

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i search all of your posts and find it in the last one i look at and i easily just yoink the phat away i then find a random friend of mine that will only give up the phat's location and the super device that is the only thing that can clean it up if you can correctly anser the riddle that he gives you. He is incredibly rich and doesn't need money from bribes, also he has 99 everything and full dragon armor as well as full everything else as well as every armor and weapon ont he game and he has hidden the phat in the center of a giant glob of dragon droppings

 

 

 

you find him in secret lv 1000000 wilderness and he gives you the following riddle:

 

 

 

Qu'obtenez-vous si vous m̮̩̉̉langez le bleu au jaune?

 

 

 

btw: he only speaks french so your answer must be in french.

 

 

 

ps: please actually do this because he can't be killed or bribed and if you take the phat out of the dragon dung then it will be all gross and worthless without the device to clean it

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I attack you from behind and take away the phat, i then go back to earth and go back in time before the phat even came out for the first time and i sell it for 100000000000 gp I then go back to the present and buy all of phats with my mass wealth then i encase all of them except for on in concrete which i keep and lock in a five foot thick on all 6 sides lead safe with black dragons guarding it and scater the rest across the runescape land decreeing that there shall be one person who can take each phat out of its cement imprisonment and this group of people shall form the hierarchy of runescape

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I attack you from behind and take away the phat, i then go back to earth and go back in time before the phat even came out for the first time and i sell it for 100000000000 gp I then go back to the present and buy all of phats with my mass wealth then i encase all of them except for on in concrete which i keep and lock in a five foot thick on all 6 sides lead safe with black dragons guarding it and scater the rest across the runescape land decreeing that there shall be one person who can take each phat out of its cement imprisonment and this group of people shall form the hierarchy of runescape
I build an invinsible suit and it keeps me alive for ever and I can't die. It has an unbreakable lock and I steal all fo your phats, fold them and lock them up so nobody can have them. They are impossible to get.
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I raise my axe and chop the stick in half. I take my half with the phat on it, and start running around in circles :lol: \'

Currently P2P.

 

I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'd understand.

 

Formerly known as: Ghstkill8, Serene Ghst, Genius Goats

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