Soulthresher Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 *severs wioneo with dragon skimmy* *hi alchs phat and self* did i ruin the game :?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion19 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 *lalalalla* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blipo Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 *Knifes all you noobs in the back* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 goes back in time so you didnt alch the party hat and then i use my dust devil vacuum cleaner to suck it off your head :) siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinow Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 makes a paper shaped like this: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | | | | |_________________| Paints it blue , folds it and puts it on his head. then quikly snaps guns' party hat of and replaces m so she wont notice. then qrawls in a hollow tree on my private server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptic Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I some how get into your private server, and I sever the hollow tree with my dragon hatchet, watching over you. You start to seziure because you are soo scared, and i simply snatch the phat. I then travel to Ape Atoll and bury the phat, make a map and send it off to Ali Morrisiane for safe keeping. *Note to recieve the map, you must bargain with Ali... and as you all know.. Ali is a merchant not willing to show you the map or even tell you where it is. In Khazakstan we say God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, Rat and small cockroach..M.A.D 4 Lyfe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsword33 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 i threaten to destroy the ali town, he gives me the map, i dig the phat, turn into a gorilla, and do plastic sergery on one gorilla and insert the phat were no one should look(if you kill him, you rip the phat!) and hide with him in a crowed of 2000 gorilla's and make a new prayer 'super mage protect' to protect them all from ancients! 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knight4 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I declare a mass evacuation of the area of all gorillas, and I have a phat scanner which I make each of them go through. After about 500 gorillas, I find the phat one, eat him and cough up the phat. I go to level 166 wildy :P , construct a dungeon more elaborate than the one from desert treasure, put about 5000 mummies and 1000 black demons to guard it, and put a protect all prayer on them to make them Invincleable, along with surrounding the Phat with a powerful wall with 100000000000000000000000000000 health. 8) You have to somehow bypass the defenses(if thats even possible :P ) Visit ODC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptic Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I prepare for war! I go to this Stronghold along with 10 of Ali Morrisanes pets -- Kalphite Queens. I easily manage to take down the main door, and find myself infront of skeletons... I Crush the Undead killing them all smoothly. I go further, disable any traps and what-nots until i reach the chamber inwhich the Phat is held. Here are Black Demons, that have prayer.. but then i call Saradomin on my celly, and ask him to disable their prayer ( seeing how all prayer is praying to Saradomin ). I then order the Queens to go on a Demon massacre. In 30minutes, 2 Queens were killed, and the Demons blood were everywhere. After congradulating the Queens for a lil help... I go up to this Wall.... give it a lil sniff. I then ask the remaining Queens to drill a hole within the wall, but not to destroy it. The Queens successfully drill the whole where i climb through and retrieve the artifact which is the PHAT. I fly with the Queens back to Alkarid, and ask Ali if I can borrow more Queens. He gave me another 50, and I ordered them to fly to the sky along with the phat, and await for battle. In Khazakstan we say God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, Rat and small cockroach..M.A.D 4 Lyfe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clouddyl2 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 go and get an equall number of kalphite kings which are twice as strong as the tzzhar guy kill u and ur queens tAKE MY Phat and log off deleteing my accont and taking the phat wiv me rsn: clouddylalways taking free stuff xDtrainng range to 30 for chompy hunting-sigh-bordom ahhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebbeberg Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Coming out from the game killing you and takes the phat back in the game then hides the phat in a box of rotten carrots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptic Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Rotten carrots... i dont even want the phat anymore. In Khazakstan we say God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, Rat and small cockroach..M.A.D 4 Lyfe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudgepuppy Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I go find a noob and tell to take all the gp (shaped like rotten carrots, but he doesn't know it's real rotten carrots). he finds the p hat and i tell i used that for "certain things" :oops: .....he gives it to me, and i tele to the non-working teleport device..... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicianRS Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Take phat kill self phat in heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Do telly to camelot with my 1k laws until i get that Non-working telly thing...you fall unconscious by my sxc looks (or was it the exploding bomb I also stole from castle wars). I then take the phat and sell it for 10k to some noob called "theoldnite". Wasn't he dumb buying it for 10k..its like 10gp at the general store. Lol what a profit I made that day. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudgepuppy Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 offer "theoldnite" 11k for the phat he says ok. I put it on and walk around in the middle of nothing. I'm in a white, black, green, and red place......can you find me and the phat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someguy1 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Unfortunately, you got a keylogger on your computer! Therefore, I end up hacking into your account, figure out where you are, trade the phat with another one of my account, and then trade again to another account! Unfortunately (again), a mod saw me doing this and the account with the phat gets banned!!! (Mwahahha! Wait......that isn't very cool.....I mean, Nooooooooo!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudgepuppy Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 i disguise myself as someguy1 and repeal the ban......trade the phat to my account and make sure no mods find out (phew they didn't) then.....I as i'm walking around i fall into a rift in the ground......... FALLING....... FALLING....... FALLING....... FALLING....... FALLING....... FALLING....... FALLING....... FALLING....... FALLING....... FALLING....... FALLING....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panhead Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 while your FALLING... FALLING... FALLING... i use tele grab on the phat and high alch it!!! w00t 1 gp!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someguy1 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Hack into runescape (again cuz i can't think of what else to do), look up what your last command is, undo it (you now have your phat back), and delete your account along with the phat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudgepuppy Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 hit control+z on my keyboard to undo that, the phat appears back in your inventory while your in the wildy fighting me and I destroy you take the phat and run back out of the wildy, escaping with 4.4876.45 hp left.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someguy1 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 While you were running out of the wildy, you accidentily buried some bones and zombie comes out of nowhere and kills you......a lvl 126 comes out of nowhere and adds it to his collection of phats....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudgepuppy Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 while i'm dead for the moment I talk to sardomin, he used his striking (lightning bolt) power kills the lvl 126 right next to where i will appear when i come back to life, i come back and take the phat, and walk off...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptic Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 just about you think you can walk off... you just walk right into my fist, thus knocking you out. I then take the phat... and stomp on your head countless times untill i see my footprint in your brains.. i then weave the phat into my head, making it impossible to just yank off. In Khazakstan we say God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, Rat and small cockroach..M.A.D 4 Lyfe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someguy1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I tap you on the shoulders you look behind you to see who is tapping you on the shoulders next thing you know, your head and your body are seperated by a big cleaver! I then throw your head along with the phat into a river of lava....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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