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fgfuyfyuiuy0

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Everything posted by fgfuyfyuiuy0

  1. Meet Joe Black. It was pretty good, actually.
  2. Oh, Dr. Langzor. That reminds me. I meant to speak with you about the growth on my back. Could we meet when you get the chance? My earlier prescription of awesome didn't work? D: We need the strength of the dose increased by muchfold. Where's Rush and Lenin? It ate them. :(
  3. Oh, Dr. Langzor. That reminds me. I meant to speak with you about the growth on my back. Could we meet when you get the chance?
  4. I am not completely sure. Your name rings a bell, but I can't put my finger on it. I'll give you a 3/10 to be safe. ;)
  5. I am being held at gun point. If I sign off my computer or leave TIF... it will be bad. Nah. I don't know why. Honestly. I think it's because I am attached or fond of Tip.It. It's something to do and I feel there are a few gem topics every now and then. Most I couldn't share my exact thought on the subject, irl, without repercussions. I like the sense of anonymity, but I also like discussing and building a status among a community. Summarized: I like being able to speak my mind about a subject that I normally couldn't say in the real world while building status (figuratively) in a community.
  6. Wait. What? Did you have sex with her and while you and her were sleeping you pissed her bed? How old are you?
  7. I couldn't think of anything that I've done until I read that. I once did the same thing to my sister while we were hosting a party at our house. She fell, hit her head on the chair, and got knocked out. She went to the hospital. Lucky for me, no one noticed me pulling it out and I was away from the crime scene as she fell. EDIT: Haha. I remembered something. We were having a Christmas party at my grandma's house. My sisters boyfriend was there. My family was sitting down and my sister's boyfriend went to make a toast in front of the family as he was designated the toaster. I walked out of the bathroom, saw the opportunity, and pantsed him in front of everyone. Unfortunately, I looked up and saw his bare [wagon] in my face. I had took down is underwear by mistake. He nor I will ever live that down. #-o I felt like such an [wagon] for embarrassing him like that. Someone explain the bolded parts please? Hmm... He doesn't literally mean 'nasty'. Thanks to modern English, we distorted words to have multiple meanings which change in context. By nasty, in this case, he means the most meanest/horrible thing you have done.
  8. I think you passed the age 4-5 years ago. :roll: My parents fill a whole cauldron full of candy every year. We have never had a trick or treater, so I end up eating it all. Saves me the time of walking around and freezing my butt off. I learned this many years ago. ;)
  9. Smexy, Geoff. Just how I like my mustaches.
  10. I am working on a new siggy. It looks pretty cool. My old one looks like rubbish. -.- 10/10 :D
  11. 1/10. *Looks at post count* Surprising. I saw you once out of your 14 posts. Pretty good because I remember you talking about how you made your siggy while doodling.
  12. Granted, but the 50 ton weight that was tied to the rat killed it. I wish my parents would stop bugging me about playing video games.
  13. 4/10. I had a hard time recognizing you, but I noticed the archaeology skill icon.
  14. Did you see the actual magazine? Her wrinkles would surpass the Grand Canyon. As for Newsweek, the should have retouched her picture. It is an unwritten law in media that they retouch pictures especially if they are on the front cover and a close up. This picture was so close that I could count each hair on Sarah's nose. I could see the problem, but what's gonna be done? It already happened. Newsweek has to retouch photos like that even if they don't like the person.
  15. Stalk your comments my [wagon]. I've never had a wet dream. I jerk it too much. Is that a confession? See! I knew you were stalking me! :lol: I've never had one either. Wait. If you found me on their it's because I made one to talk to a girl on Facebook that I like irl, but she decided MySpace instead.
  16. I think it's weird to think of those godly people having to take a painful dump once in a while. *Imagines Chuck Norris pinching off a loaf while breaking the side of the toilet causing the world to move down as he pushes against it with his feet* OT: I don't really have anything bad to admit too. Also, I might refrain from saying anything disclosed as I have RL friends who use Tif and seem to be stalking my comments recently. *cough* Geoff *cough*

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