Slayer_Jesse

No, its Aizen. Kingdom hearts stole its plot from Bleach. Aizen has been plotting everything SINCE THE MOMENT YOUR CHARACTER WAS BORN.

I sold bcp for claws and have been tryng to use em to ls another bcp. it sounded good in theroy but grad is being a tightwad.... >_>

Id support new armor, and maby weps if they could only be made with smithing.

Nerd pride!

kthx.

americans are a larger user base than the brittish are, if im not mistaken. also, try speaking American, its the only language i understand... IN AMERICA!

Tip-Iter tales? Wuzzat? Basically, you tell your adventures in RS in a short story format. I'll tell my story here, and I invite you to post yours as well, or to post a new thread with the Tip-Iter tales tag. (Mods, Im posting this here instead of the library as it describes actual game events. I'd like it to remain here if possible.) [spoiler=Note to Germans: ] I'm not German myself, and i used babelfish to translate the title.(initaly) if anyone has a 2nd opinion, let me know. My tale begins with myself deciding to kill Commander Zilyana after a string of bad luck with General Graador's drops. This story nearly ended before it began, as I was unable to find a group and nearly went back to Bandos before i spotted an advertisement in the forums of Runescape for, and I quote, "NEED PRO SARA TEAM 130+!!" I quickly signed up. Our team leader asked if we had Skype accounts. I replied that I had made such an acquaintance several years prior, but had not maintained contact. I re-established my connection to Skype and went forth on our mission.One of our compatriots was of German ancestry, so out of courtesy we ventured into the German realms of Runescape. Nothing truly interesting happened for some time, so we passed the time by chatting amongst ourselves. We had been slaying the Commander for nearly two hours when Runescape froze. "Damn lag..." I grumbled. But the lag didn't stop. I had soon lost connection, and my party members had also. Worse, Zilyana was due to be resurrected by the All-mighty Saradomin in less than thirty seconds.I tried to appeal to the gods with my prayers, and requested that my unicorn companion attempt to heal me with due haste. We finally regain connection a full minute later. I log back in to see one grave on the ground, another mate running for dear life from the Commander, and oh yeah, MYSELF DYING. I wake up in Lumbridge with a massive headache, claws of the dragon, tassets of a Big High War God, and a rather angry onyx amulet. "Hey, wait a minute! Where's my chaotic longsword!?!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLWwWsM22eY Oh wait... my grave is blessed for a full hour? PHEW. After talking with my compatriots I was able to piece together what happened. After the World's failure, one of the men was saved by a magical diamond ring that teleported him away. The second man i saw die. After I died, the German was the last man standing. He managed to bless my grave, tried to bless second man's but only had enough prayer for 7 minutes, and then died himself, with no-one left to bless him. His heroic sacrifice shall always be remembered. The total loss of this escapade? One chaotic longsword, One chaotic maul, Two fire capes, the majority of a Verac the Defiled's armor set, and numerous other small items. Three fine adventurers were felled, and one barley escaped with his life. After re-gearing at the Bank of Runescape, our leader and myself made our way back to God Wars Dungeon. As soon as we enter, I see another person die. I bless his grave since I have spare prayer restoring potions. I also see a man in the armor of Ourgs, and a Godsword of Armadyl and nothing else. I quickly realize that he too fell victim to the world crash. As we get killcount back, our leader gets a phone call over Skype. It turns out that the account he is on is not his own, but rather that of a friends. Said friend is none too happy about the loss of his chaotic weapon and other gear. I can do nothing but shake my head and laugh. We regain access to the Headquarters of Saradomin to retrieve my equipment. I right click on my grave and quickly realize i have no idea what I'm picking up... Because its written in German. Oh. Crap. Cue five minutes of panicked running, nearly dying again, running to grave and picking up all i can, and finally killing Zil again. We teleport out, leaving several potions behind rather than trying to figure out of what type they were. All in all, an interesting day. Hi, My name is Slayer Jesse and this is my Tip-iter tale. "A German Disaster: Massacre at God Wars Dungeon."

I'm assuming USD, since they used $ and not the pounds symbol.

Myself in a year when i might have 99 slayer.

I was a noob in comparison to now in 07, and the updates didnt rly affect me too much. i honestly think in hindsight ppl greatly overreacted.

3 sylables: Kur.A.Dal. SRSLY. She's a fearless woman who one hits slayer monsters with an epic outfit. and she's the daughter of my former favorite character. (* single manly tear) Plus she's got the whole revenge for her father going on.... (If it ends with anything less than her talking half of luciens hp.... I AM DISSAPOINT. Bonus points if we get to fight alongside her.)

your spine had a critical existence failure?

i met zezima twice.. in funorb. once in arcanists and once in kickabout. he kicked my ass quite heartily but i didnt care. (KOL was much more of a route tho lol)

I rather like the hammer. it looks awesome and weidlable hammer is great. I expect to see alot of banhammer jokes now... also it the spin emote was faster it would look like Link;s spin attac. (HYYYAAAAAA!!!!)

Jagex is going to pay me for playing rs? yes please. (I'll take my payment under the door at 3am. Come alone. I've never seen you before in my life.)

ok thanks. Didnt wana waste all that time to find that out the hard way lol.

Hey there. I saw on the quest guide for Do No Evil that you can run more choc ices to improve the colony further. Does this have any benefits beyond the statue, or its it just cosmetic?

Not odd at all. A Wizard Did It.

oh good. the xp curves in maplestory were ridiculous. i payed for like a month when i lost rs membs and only got to like lvl 35. as far as cb re-balancing, i think the small tweak approach is like a glacier: slow, but slowly working.

ill just leave this here.... Epileptic Trees

the most useful thing about it is that you can safespot range/mage without running out to hammer them, exposing yourself.

* A chaotic longsword and fire cape are no longer joined when worn together. I only noticed this today, b/c i forgot to read patch notes but... ive been waiting for them to fix that since i got one. I don't look stupid with it anymore!

arhims skirt looks like cabbage b/c your playing on low detail. on higher details it looks fine

While our bestiary entry doesn't say anything on it, RSWiki claims (using big bold font, no less) that you don't need a tinderbox to light the pillars, so it shouldn't be an issue. To confirm (another one!) this, you don't need a tinderbox. It just takes a bit of time from when you click the pillar to actually light, plus then Night Gazer puts them out at a decent pace. We REALLY need some1 to start an RS version of Mythbusters. Myths like these just don't die.

Hey, i need 70 rc for celestial surgebox... 1 more lvl BUT I HATE. RUNE. CRAFTING. SRSLY. So im gonna try to get it asap with orania altar. how much ess will i need, and how long will it take with pouches/ abyssal titan? (idc if pouches aren't as efficient, the less trips, the better for my sanity) i plan on using lunar tele to bank. Also, does some1 with 95 dg have surgebox/primal long bound? is it a good combo? (i enjoy maging warriors in dg...) Lastly, whats the xp/hr of pp vs blackjacking bandits vs sorceress garden at lvl 69? need 1 more lvl for quest...