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Its the Beggars Virus from the Free worlds leaking through I believe

Ive got a spare left half if you want - ill sell for 350k

Fine no more good things that make you laugh, ill keep them to myself

It wa sent to me from a friend I had to share

From a little book called "Disorder in the Court.">They're things people actually said in court, word for word.>>>> Q: What is your date of birth?>> A: July fifteen.>> Q: What year?>> A: Every year.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?>> A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?>> A: Yes.>> Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?>> A: I forget.>> Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've> forgotten?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?>> A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.>> Q: How long has he lived with you?>> A: Forty-five years.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke> that morning?>> A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?">> Q: And why did that upset you?>> A: My name is Susan.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: And where was the location of the accident?>> A: Approximately milepost 499.>> Q: And where is milepost 499?>> A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Sir, what is your IQ?>> A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?>> A: After the accident?>> Q: Before the accident.>> A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue> lights flashing?>> A: Yes.>> Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?>> A: Yes, sir.>> Q: What did she say?>> A: What disco am I at?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Did he kill you?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: How many times have you committed suicide?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?>> A: Yes.>> Q: And what were you doing at that time?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: She had three children, right?>> A: Yes.>> Q: How many were boys?>> A: None.>> Q: Were there any girls?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?>> A: Yes.>> Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?>> -------------------------------------------------->> Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't> you?>> A: I went to Europe, Sir.>> Q: And you took your new wife?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: How was your first marriage terminated?>> A: By death.>> Q: And by whose death was it terminated?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Can you describe the individual?>> A: He was about medium height and had a beard.>> Q: Was this a male, or a female?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition> notice> which I sent to your attorney?>> A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?>> A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?>> A: Oral.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?>> A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.>> Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?>> A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an> autopsy.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a> pulse?>> A: No.>> Q: Did you check for blood pressure?>> A: No.>> Q: Did you check for breathing?>> A: No.>> Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you> began> the autopsy?>> A: No.>> Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?>> A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.>> Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?>> A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law> somewhere.>> --------------------------------------------------->> Q: You were not shot in the fracas?>> A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas present. As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided after careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. He went with his girlfriends' sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of white fur lined gloves. The sister bought a pair of Knickers for herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers, Without checking Ron sealed the package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter:- Dear Sasha, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and shiny, In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them, I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing, Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love Ron. P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

I havent had this before so im lost One of my friends is sending me messages but it says he isnt online?

Not one of my fav skills contruction I have basically built rooms that will be useful. No point wasting time and money on rooms that have any good uses

OMg very good point I shall erase this idea now

Deleted due to silly idea

Whisper is a good scary film i guarantee it

Whats with the rant reply?

I think fastest way is the way i use Duel rings to castlewars Use the balloon to go to entrana make laws then use ring to go to castlewars and repeat, the balloon is right outside castlewars its alot faster

I like those and this is what I wear and why God mitre God Stole God robe legs God crozier or rune x bow with emmy tips white knight gloves and boots Monks robe top God cloak Lunar Ring Basically I get 41 prayer bonus which can make 5 pots last for ages and i mean ages. With this layout my range is to bad but my mage is good, I can basically go there with 5-6 pots and have around 130 addy bars each trip, I always get 3-4 rannars weeds also which covers my pots All in all i dont really lose out

Cool didnt know So some morons as usual ruined it for the rest of us :( Well I think they shouldn't have erased it completely a tab would have been nice, I want to use Lunars and Ancients in GWD and i am to lazy for the long walk :)

Or did they make it up as they went along? Why am i asking this? Well I just thought maybe Jagex has been wanting to release this update for ages but wanted a good time and to make sure it was all good. I think they had it in the works for ages and a few recent updates quests etc have been added to aid in its completion. Requirements for not being automatically attacked by the various things in the dungeon - Sara item - Zammy item - Bandos item (ancient mace) and the Armadyl item (Pendant of Armadyl) Zammy and Sara well they have been around for ages The Ancient Mace - Alot thought it was a useless weapon, some thought it had potential. Did Jagex put this quest in there so all can obtain an item for the God dungeon? or did they think lets make the Ancient Mace a protector from Bandos? Pendant of Armadyl - I often did wonder why it was a option to have at the time since it never had any real use. We always had that patch in the ice that just looked like it was screaming for some attention. In my honest opinion I think its been in the works for ages and they have been tweaking it for a good while, with a perfect result - A nice high lvl requirement dungeon with great rewards and a place I love hangin out in. What do you think?

Why is it that we can only make certain tabs and only have 7 locations for the portals? I would love on for trollhelm so i can use my other magics

I would install spybot search and destroy - its free and good

They basically save login information so that you dont have to keep doing it. Like here on these forums - if you delete that cookie it will ask you to login with name and password, the cookie saves the hassle of doing that all the time

Yeh and you could prob delete most cookies except ones to websites you visit regularly like this one

Most will be cookies and low lvl non risky adware items

Lunar spells are good for this in some ways - you will save money and if you can craft nats - your sorted Only annoying thing is you have to do them one at a time, still good though Another good thing to get planks always oak is the Mini game ipetuous imps - Eclectic imps give 4 noted oak planks quite often.

Yeh never enjoyed that mini game but the seed pods are very useful in wildy since they go up to lvl 30

Do what i do 1. fight monsters that drop long/curved bones - usually its long ones but that 1.5k exp added and when your low lvl contruction its a great boost 2. Do any quests that involve construction exp or useful tools e.g eyes of glouphrie gives a crystal saw that when carried gives +3 construction 3. If youve done recipie for disaster you can use daves stews which can give +6 boost to construction lvl this is useful for building higher lvl things with more exp. 4. Use tip its guide its long and explains everything you need to know Oh yeh forgot Tears and also impetuous imps mini game gives you 4 noted oak planks quite often - good money saver

you get a window pop up saying after 10 then after 50 then after 100