Wow, 100,000 views! That's awesome dude! Here's a short one from a while back: *I'm standing there wearing my thieving cape, newb walks up* Newb: Do cape skil emot plz!!1 Me: Sorry, it's broken. Newb: oh *Newb walks away* And here's one that happened to my friend that he told me about: *friend is standing and castle wars and 2 noobs start arguing* Newb1: Selling c wars tickets 500 ea! Newb2: Omg, they only 350 ea noob!!1 ....*pause* Newb2: Wait, are cwars tickets even tradeable Friend: :XD: Another one of my friends': *friend is standing in some bank when 2 people start arguing* Noob1: Selling d legs 2.8 mil! Noob2: Rofl d legs are only 2.5 mil nub! Noob1: Ur mom Noob2: ...W t f? Friend: :lol: Noobs say the darndest things :P