Saru Inc

Started on my new job today. I'm handling multi million dollar accounts. O, and I talked to Brad Pitt. Dude sounds weird over the phone.

@littleboi, It's merely a style of singing. But I will admit, it sounds darn pubescent. But he may just be a tenor, some men just are.

Srry ? I just think the band is very innovative, and genius. I mean it's a very good mix of pop, and a form of thrash metal I can only assume. But THIS is what BrokeNcyde + Enter Shikari should both sound like. Don't tell me to grow up, when you rage when someone who is apparently not a grown up, makes fun of a piece of crap band that was created on a god forsaken island 3000 miles from you. @ Range. Godddamn, way to call me out :| Yea, I was trolling, this band sucks.

So.... Maybe then the whole blog is against the rules? Maybe players might start botting just to have the glory of the chance to be on this blog? Besides, this whole movement is an attention grab from Sw0rd.

LA LA LA LA *bumps* What?! What is this blog doing here? *thinks* *scratches head* hehe. WHO'S IS THIS? (j/k I know it's yours teehee :) tip.it admins are great) I demand to know! (don't forget I know it's yours Obtaurian I didn't forget :) hehe I love tip.it moderators) Well I guess I'll bump it to the top of the forum! (j/k I will post which will make it go to the top, I cannot bump it because it's inside a computer.) Saruman "I wonder who thought up the word bump... :geek: " 44.

ok ok ok ok ok ok dont even talk kent b And THAT is what I call staying on topic. LIKE PAMELA JAMESON BOII!(: (pamela anderson + jenna jameson)(: its sad i know female porn stars. i bet on one can name any gay ones. heck, i bet i can't either. trolling but goddamn that letter made ME feel happy thank you for getting my back(: darkace pls dont troll):!! You're right!!! Sa "Please dont troll me" Ru hey guess who i am (2 users actually) in other news: i got my college books for $370. I found out my brother has one of them at home :) So I can return one for $80. (unfortunately, it's the cheapest one that he has :( ) LOL U R DV DEVNULL. His posts annoy the [bleep]ing [cabbage] out of me. Who? NO NO I WAS UNDO + I WAS DEVNULL YOU CALIFORNIAN BASTARD CHILD !!!! WHAT! (Just kidding, I'm not mad.) Hehe so I see you ran into my vase there? How could you! :) :P :) ! (j/k I'm not mad hehehoohoo) Oh well, I forgive you (Maybe!) (Nah j/k I forgive you) looks like we need a lynching. Accidents happen eh? That's what your dad told your mom too. i lold What? Are you being sarcastic? Sorry! I couldn't tell because you weren't using the sarcasm tags! teehee! Oh well, remember, use those tags as to not hurt peoples feelings! Man, Tip.It admins are great. And so are the moderators! Good Job! No slacking or I will whip you! (j/k I won't whip you) I love you! (But not actually love, more like friend attraction.) Saruman "Don't forget those sarcasm tags Bows, you might make a kid cry!" 44. Accidents happen eh? That's what your dad told your mom too. Sadly, you're right. mhmmm. Thats what I like to hear. Accidents happen eh? That's what your dad told your mom too. Sadly, you're right. You can't handle the truth. Neither can Tom Cruise =\ Who! Me?:)

92 Mining? Maybe YOU BOTTED THAT! AMG!!!!!! But its ok since we apparently love botting, we love you too Langer. We love all of you. Except the bots. bots are rlly rlly rude. im mean wtf? u say hi hi hi nd they dun even be talking 2 u! RUDE RUDE RUDE@@@ i mean cmon is this rs or is this silent scape lololol pls talk ty. and dats my rant in udder news: Really? Wow, you're swift!

So it must be a good idea! Also: I'd dual wield an ely and divine ss and tank bandos.

yaryar. omg guise liek i kant get 99 mine :| srsly like no srsly I hate mining now. It's still like 2m til 99 and I've been mining for weeks and weeks. I might go get 93 Agility though.

i lol'd OMG, you named names, you're in trouble now! But seriously, people who say zomg. I mean, what in the HELL does the z stand for??? zergling rush of OMG`s. I don't think zergling is a word... I hate when people use 1337speak; it's the most [developmentally delayed]ed thing ever. I presume you have never played starcraft? Why the hell would I play starcraft? I don't plan on dying a virgin. i LOLD SO HARD (true story) Liar. Anyways, I hate bots! Like I really really do. Like I really really really hate bots. Like I really do! Honest!@

ii lol'd because you think a crappy quest which takes 20 minutes is better than a 99 which takes at least a week. I also lol'd because you took this post seriously.. i lol'd legit 9\10 @

While that is semi true, it might not be the case. For example, if they were security guards in uniform with badges I may not interfere, but no, they were just big black dudes in suits. And the way they handled it was out of control. They should have restrained them, (not with a headlock, wtf is this >.>) and checked the receipts, then let them go. Even I could tell they were deaf, just by the fact they were pointing at their ears for 5 minutes. I would have intervened to be honest.

ok so does the fury (t) look like an amazonian spider to anyone else? 10\10

LIKE PAMELA JAMESON BOII!(: (pamela anderson + jenna jameson)(: its sad i know female porn stars. i bet on one can name any gay ones. heck, i bet i can't either. trolling but goddamn that letter made ME feel happy thank you for getting my back(: darkace pls dont troll):!! You're right!!! Sa "Please dont troll me" Ru hey guess who i am (2 users actually) in other news: i got my college books for $370. I found out my brother has one of them at home :) So I can return one for $80. (unfortunately, it's the cheapest one that he has :( )

Son, it's probably to do with the way you act in codguy. Man I've not been in that stupid chat for months. Except for when I go in to kick a certain player who hates me. Hah. Immature? Definitely. But Codguy hasn't deranked me yet. The chat used to be good, but its just, well, not.

np but like girls and gay dudes just mesh... perfectly.

** SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS AN INFLATABLE... BEST FRIEND! ** Yea I agree. However, just keeping it real dark ace, you might wanna rephrase that. You sound like a douche. BUT IM THE SAME. I mean I'll have fun around people, but I like spending time alone better. It's relaxing. Being around people is stressful.

HEY LOOK WHAT MY BOSS WROTE ME Dear Sam, Recently you applied for our Senior Receptionist position in our Chesapeake call center. Let me start off by saying you are a joy to be around, and brighten everyone's day, while amazingly at the same time getting everything accomplished in a timely manner. However, despite your qualifications, which our beyond exemplary, we chose to not choose you for our senior receptionist position, because despite being knowledgeable, we feel that since you've only been with us for four months, it might be an easier transition to such a heavy task if we introduce you one bit at a time. But we have taken notice of your splendid call handling, you truly do make every customer feel at home, and try your hardest to accommodate everyone's needs, and that is greatly needed and appreciated in the day-to-day operations. So, with that I'd like to extend an offer to join our Specialty team, where you will handle much more complex accounts than before, along with live transfer, conference, and relay calls. As well, I suspect within a week we may choose to move you to Higher Education (the most prestigious part of the place, besides admin, fyi.) in which you will answer calls for Cambridge college, and many other even more complex accounts. Sam, I want to end this letter with the following: Please do not be discouraged by our choice of choosing someone else for the Senior Receptionist position, we needed the right person, and we found someone who had been with the company longer, and was already quite knowledgeable. But you are a very bright intelligent soul, with a craving and eagerness for knowledge that warms my heart to see. I greatly look forward to working with you in the rest of your time at Map Communications. Sincerely... blah blah blah GIRL BOSSES RULE !!!

^^ i think my soul just vomited. I split a foot long over 9 hours at work today. (i had a 30 min break every 30 minutes) 9 grain honey oat, toasted no cheese. lettuce, cuke's, tomatoes and a tiny tiny bit of ranch. [bleep]ING HEAVEN!

^^ loud music. There's this one turn near my house, which isn't over a 90 degree angle, the switching signal still stays on even after turning. Can't tell you how many nights I don't notice it blinking. (It's a road with steep ditches, I don't risk taking my eyes off the road at 2am. THERE BE DEER HERE.)

Ok. Lets use a good friend I like to call logic. (ok, we're more like acquaintences) You've been bot hunting for the past few months, safe to say, correct? And I think it's also safe to say, that bots have steadily increased in the past few months... See where I'm going? Incase you didn't: I think more people are botting just to spite you, so if I were you I'd stop RIGHT NOW. More bots are entering RuneScape before of youuuuuuuuu! How do you sleep at night. /sarcasm Correlation =/= Causation but I agree, nobody needs to know whether you spend your time hunting bots or not, so stop posting about it, sw0rd >_> ofc Correlation doesn't equal causation, I say that constantly on off topic. I just noticed a correlation, and invented a causation.

No one cares. Don't be so pompous, with that insipid quote in your sig about 99 agility, I can tell already your temperament when it comes to changes. As a note to all other users, which I'm sure they've already noticed, you're not accepting to any change Tremblake, and I'm not making that superficial quip at you based on this one post. But based on every post you make that makes me go ugh irl. You're a cantankerous personality, which doesn't add to this forum; I may spam and troll, but at least it's all in good humor. Stop raining on everyone else's parade, just because Jagex rained on yours. I love this update :D Just not the shape of the hits. A square? Lets keep the splats please :)

^^^ I LOVE CATS! When i get my own house i will get 3 animals 1 cat, I will name it fufu 1 dog, I will name it rex, and 1 chinchilla (o lawd, I almost said chinchompa >.>) I will name it Scuzzles. And they will be mine <3: (although I'm not too sure about the interactions between them >.>)

no what i did to get 99 range? i ran to ape atoll with no armor, and i prayed delfect melee and the game glitched and gave me range xp for all damage done. it only cost me 93m in p pots from lvl 95. and took 2 weeks :) way better than chins or cannon. and steel titans? llol? ppl use those?

Yea... I'm the polar opposite irl of this forum. o cuz I can here's the letter written to me by the head honcho of the place: [hide] Dear Sam, Recently you applied for our Senior Receptionist position in our Chesapeake call center. Let me start off by saying you our a joy to be around, and brighten everyone's day, while amazingly at the same time getting everything accomplished in a timely manner. However, despite your qualifications, which our beyond exemplary, we chose to not choose you for our senior receptionist position, because despite being knowledgeable, we feel that since you've only been with us for four months, it might be an easier transition to such a heavy task if we introduce you one bit at a time. But we have taken notice of your splendid call handling, you truly do make every customer feel at home, and try your hardest to accommodate everyone's needs, and that is greatly needed and appreciated in the day-to-day operations. So, with that I'd like to extend an offer to join our Specialty team, where you will handle much more complex accounts than before, along with live transfer, conference, and relay calls. As well, I suspect within a week we may choose to move you to Higher Education (the most prestigious part of the place, besides admin, fyi.) in which you will answer calls for Cambridge college, and many other even more complex accounts. Sam, I want to end this letter with the following: Please do not be discouraged by our choice of choosing someone else for the Senior Receptionist position, we needed the right person, and we found someone who had been with the company longer, and was already quite knowledgeable. But you are a very bright intelligent soul, with a craving and eagerness for knowledge that warms my heart to see. I greatly look forward to working with you in the rest of your time at Map Communications. Sincerely... blah blah blah[/hide] i just typed that from the paper, not really paying attention to the grammatical errors... Hah. I'm in a bragging mood today, everyone irl said I'd hate the job, and get fired quickly UH NO!