Slayer is fun to train - you get drops, exp, kill tons of different monsters, get tons of charms, and you train without concentrating on that level so it makes it go by a lot faster. Zombie monkies is switching to another screen to read forums - it's not fun. you don't get drops (which is fun), you don't get charms (which is a bonus), and you're focusing on training a single skill, which makes it slower. We all play the game for fun. Slayer is fun, afk zombie monkies isn't. Get over yourself, because 133 combat which 76 slayer is just disgusting. Also, you gave up on the skill before getting to the meat of it. And, seriously, if you just don't like it, then just don't do it. Why did you have to go on that huge rampage when it's not like you're being forced to do it?