nielsdek

u take the words right out of my mouth. =D> (they only came there after u said it but still...) the only thing i dont like is that the new newb shield looks too much like the cw shield...

thats sooooo hot :twisted: (mwuahahahaha) edit:tried it doesnt work for me :evil: ow and magic trees are annoying now dont even try to chop them with sound on u have a tingling the whole time (even when the trees are down)

therefor i say wooooot :thumbsup:

:lol: it's my lucky day too, did 2 daga king trips and made 8m out of it 8-) just after i was broke cuz i bought a santa.

but....there is a monk with a freaking staff on that island, isn't that considered a weapon too? why don't they mug him?

my santa i just bought :lol: :lol:

226 \ cbat 110

throw a huge drop party and invite only me :twisted: nah jk, i usualy go chompy hunting when i'm bored. i want the 5 feathered white hat.

goin for a month atm, put 3m in chest and getting 100% everyday i post when i go collect it.

he you're right. didnt look at it that way yet.

if u dont have 85 slayer u cant hit the demon and u wont be able to get it to 1hp

nielsieboy_8 110 cbat too lazy to do it :lol:

That'd explain the 22 sons then? :lol: :-X :lol: :lol: 8-) would be c00l

2 days thats about 50 runs 0mgz0rs man i'm in it right now!!! :evil: :boohoo:

building a useless table of a mil (opulent table) and my budget is small already #-o

pirate hat with eyepatch ftw :roll: duuh

no if u want to play pc in a good wrld u have to join a clan that keeps hopping to avoid noobs that want quick experience.

u know those clothes look different on women.

when i get to lumbridge i know what went wrong, i didnt make any breathing holes in that helmet, so i make some at the nearest anvil. stupid as i am i forgot to make holes, to look trough and keep bumping into people, then i bump into you. u fall from a cliff but land in a magic tree, as by magic u return back up the cliff and try to push me down when suddenly a steel dragon appears. u have no idea whats going on but i have , that kid is teleothering metal dragons again :?, so i pull out my antidragon shield and survive a massive fire ball, u happen to have one too and and survive him too. together we attack him and i dont know how i kill him, with this helm that makes me blind, but i kill him. too bad u dont and u die when i walk away i walk over the coin and it's stuck under my boots again.

determined to find the guy who teleported the steel dragon to that guy u sail to ardougne, but on the way there your ship gets attacked by the kraken and everyone on the boat dies. by a miracle u survive and with a piece of wood from the boat u get to shore somewhere on karamja. There u see a man walking by that happens to be me, happy with my new boots (that are actually my old one but i dont know) i thought of slaying some metal dragons. you follow me secrectly into the cave and follow me all the way to the metal dragons. when we get there all the dragons are gone, and only a mage is standing in the middle of the cave. i start talking to him and ask him where all the metal dragons are. he says: "well when i asked someone a good way to train mage someone said 'teleother thing' and someone else said 'mage metal dragons' so i thought of combining those and started teleothering metal dragons, but now all the dragons are gone." as i wanted to slay some dragons but all the metal dragons gone i head to the red dragons you still following me, when we get to the red dragons i suddenly see an iron dragon and want to attack him, but not before he noticed you and sent a fireball at you, u survive again as by a miracle but only have 10 hp left so u start running around like a mad man, not looking where you're walking u trip over a vine right up a baby red dragon. the baby dragon starts to cry and the mother runs over to you and attacks you, you quickly put on melee prayer but you forgot your anti-dragon shield and got hit by a fire attack and die. me noobish as i am run to the pile to loot but all there is is a coin. i take it with me and kill the iron dragon. woot dragon legs.

nielsuierboy 8 wow that went quite well

i suddenly notice i lost my boots somewhere and start looking for it after a while i see u shooting someone with a machinegun and think !wth! since when are there machineguns in runescape. i walk over to you to ask you for some boots when suddenly out of nowhere a mystirious weirdo with a beard appears and teles you away. you were supposed to be teleported to a mime theater but accidentaly got teleported 2000 feet above me and u fall down, i just walked away to find boots when i hear u smacking in the floor, there in a 6 ft hole i see u lying dead. I take the boots and the coin.

hats no doubt :notalk:

as u walk south of varrock to the mine u notice a lvl 15 fighting a bear the lvl 15 is almost dead so u decide to stay and look. the newb dies and u, as noobish as u are, run to his pile to grab all his things. in your wildish clicking to get the stuff u accidentaly attack the bear, and then u notice u only have 1hp left and the bear rips you to pieces. i again coming out of lumbridge notice the pile and see the coin.............i decide not to take it as it caused my death 2 times already and walk over it, the coin gets stuck under my boots without me knowing it and so i still have the coin.

u come to ardougne to do some trading and then u notice a cake stall with a delicious chocolat cake on it. not very nice as you are u decide to steal the cake, but the moment u reach for it a guard appears out of nowhere and teleports u to a cage somewhere in varrock. i come out of lumbridge looking for a rich player to beg for partyhats when i see you, i recognise u and determined to take my revenge i start throwing rotten tomatoes at you as hard as i can. a tramp next to me finds it very ammusing and starts throwing too. blinded by the tomatoes u accidentaly eat one, after a while u manage to get out of the gate, but the tomatoe u ate made u very sick u can hardly walk and u look all green. then out of nowhere an evil chicken appears, with your last strenght u manage to kill me but ur so weakend u tumble into the fountain and drown. i start laughing very hard and walk to the fountain there i see something shiny, it's the coin hehe welcome back my friend.