Boris5000

> Didn't know that Obfus was Y guy. I really should check the "display name history" of people more often haha.

That face when the observer has been kicking around just as long as me.

BMI <20 is nothing lel. Why haven't you slept though?

Oh I have a spectacular undercut too!

School/College probably keeping him busy

Slimy guys so slimy. I was out-slimed today :(

it's easier to cycle. They made it like that for the ease of disabled students to get to the student accommodation on the other side. I had a couple of friends down there and there's a pizza place and chicken shop around there so sometimes there's some things worth walking along an annoying bridge for. There is a subway now too that literally just opened :D The PhD scheme involves me having a supervisor who is my Final Year Project Supervisor and I am really just continuing what I am doing from my third year. (But like harder). I will be milling about next year. Never thought to try parkour down it. There is an alternative walk I can make that walks through a wooded area - but it is a longer walk, the horror.

I'm in the hood, living on campus is far too costly and just a bit too inconvenient for me. Yeah fair enough. Are you deep in the hood? To be honest I didn't spend loads of time there but some of my friends had their car types punctured and windows slashed :( Back behind Tesco has a lot of drugs but from where my other friends lived, not much vandalism although one of them got mugged. I'm unsure of where I'm going to live when I come back from Canada. I want to live in the posh apartments near the furthest 'campus' accommodation but obviously £££ and that annoying bridge :angry: I live in the posh flat haha. They aren't actually that costly if you look hard enough - but they are nonetheless really secure and really nice apartments. Will have to walk across the bridge twice a day though fml. For those who do not have the pleasure of knowing the bridge:

I'm in the hood, living on campus is far too costly and just a bit too inconvenient for me.

Moving back to Essex, tomorrow, to start my PhD. If i was to describe how I feel right now I would go with "Terrified". But that doesn't begin to describe how much I am shitting myself over this hahahaha. I'm doomed.

I only tip when I am in the countryside and have had a few too many to drink. Generally speaking when I am with a group of friends we pitch in to tip the damn cow.

Recently changed my Tinder Bio to that of my Pathfinder Gnome, we will see how it goes.

This handsome rock? I believe it is called kjeragbolten.

Then text her when you feel like it :P

Get a room...

This is alright. Other things to note, try make your bio short and humorous. Don't include your height. A picture of you "cooking" is a good too. Stage a photo of you laughing while chopping an onion/tomato or something.

Either he is in Jail for rape charges, or the statistically more probable answer is lurking /r/theredpill

It rained in London today - I was somehow surprised and unsurprised at the same time.

Am I the only one who actually uses his phone for calling people up sometimes?

3-4 years and I'll be Doctor Boris

HOLY SHIT HOLY DBSAKCBA So like, I ended up getting the PhD studentship afterall. MFW.

fokken lel m80

Lol you know i think so many people in so many different professions all over the world feel your pain. I have friends with various different degrees that end up in a completely different field because it's the only job they can get. I know a guy in Spain that's had his pilot license for over a year and a half now, and he flips burgers at Mc Donalds. It's not about what you know, it's about who you know. My sister has been head of the legal department at her firm for just over 3 years now. She doesn't have any sort of law/legal degree. She read a lot of Jeffry Archer and John Grisham books as a teenager, made a few good connections here, and bullshitted her way into a job. "It's not who you know - but who you blow" http://thewireless.co.nz/articles/the-pencilsword-on-a-plate

Got 12 matches on Tinder yesterday and then cried slowly as they slowly and eventually unmatched me ;-; Until there were like 5 left TT_TT

Google it.