Boris5000

i just got my bridge pierced... With glasses... [hide=Awesome][/hide] Like that^ But muchos cooler! :twss:

Must obey hypnotoad... 10/10

3/10 lulwut?

You're a pyrotechnic!? My dad is too... You worked on any films lately...

Mournings end part 3 will be fun to see, and 4th person to vote \

Time... Eventually males will be born without a form of reproduction...

s'mores

[hide=Guthans fail...] It's not the 5 word story game, It's the 3 letter story game![/hide] A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that

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Uhm guthan... the song has to start with the last letter of the last named song... Bomb this track - Mindless self indulgence

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck

Whereabouts Unknown - Rise Against

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My friends know I play runescape, They tease me because I play runescape. I laugh at them because I have enough free time to play runescape and have life at the same time \

I will admit I do evade the censors for teh lulz, I am not going to reveal them as I don't want the q p w thing to happen all over again :P... Only for private jokes on pms... But yes I get annoyed by pluralising a word and having it censored :P

Print-Cursive? Yeah my style of writing is a pretty messy... If im trying to write fast, I write in a horrible slanted cursive with a really bad pen so you only see half the words. If i write print, I take up two lines :D and do awesome graphical ! Also I even stop to look at some of my neat cursive which is maybe 1 or 2 letters in a page of writing then I show off to everyone saying isnt that the most awesome f and o joined together you have ever seen!

does anyone remember that 007 golden eye game on the N64? Well my fave character in the Film and Game was Boris. If i said 5,000 was my favourite number, I would be lying, I just chose 5000 since It fits I guess... I use it on almost everything... Apart from when some dweebs get onto a random thing and sign up before me...

There he is! You look very healthy, first time I've managed to see a decent pic of you :P

be thankful you didn't get aids, like cartman did on southpark... I've never had my tonsil out, but I guess it sucks...

change it seen it enough times 6/10 New avvy for me

I don't beleive there is a god, But I am sure ghosts are just a wacky dream... If only I had telekinesis, I would move those funny boards around... (I forgot their name)

Well here is another one of me...

I don't say my grade very often... but omg you're a saxophonist...so I'll tell you.. Grade 8 : And thanks for the comments, guys Is grade 8 good? :P I don't play any instruments apart from the air guitar...