sanday79

Well, f2pers have to find some way of making money, and without being able to make anything good, runecrafting isn't a worthwhile skill, and there aren't monsters with good drops in the free version so a lot of people mine, wc, fish, and smith (myself included).

No theres no law about shooting dumb people, and YOU sir should be happy for that. [Ontopic]Kewl idea, would make a great clan event as well :) Lol. I was about to ask why he's still alive and well as a miserable, negative flamer. Who determines who's dumb anyway? Apparently Dilts36 is the Grand Ordainer of Dumbness of Earth. We must bow to his superiority. Lol nice coincidence with the frog thingy. I was expecting a picture of the random event frogs, but still amusing. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WANNA FROG RANDOM EVENT!!!

Wow Lep got up on the wrong side of the bed today... Um, yeah I might show up, but it's true that fishing at Draynor isn't great, and Karamja has no bank so there'd be a lot of interruption. I might be there though, I never turn down fishing.

Half of a right angle, three-quarters of an hour, My age with the digits reversed minus my age. Ha! figure that one out :P 45.

Magically become Michael Jackson, circa 1981. Wearing Suspenders or Pants that fall down a lot (read: plumber)

We added something f2p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This time, it's an exciting and rousing quest, as you fetch Torag the dwarf's drycleaning, buy him some things at the grocery store, and balance his checkbook! As a reward, you get -1 QP and 7 GP!!!!!!!!!

I really wouldn't wanna drop the soap here...

You get a pound.... of FLESH!!!! *inserts 10 seconds of his life*

Last 2 guys beat me too it. I'd be like wow.... good for members. Besides, it's just another thing I'll never be able to afford, being a "Casual" player and all. I mean I only have 83k or so. I need about 1,000 times that much :P

Runescape ate my dog "."

One of the pennies you insert in the machine hits the coin chamber at just the right angle to emit an extremely high-frequency sound, which both shatters the glass on the machine and causes your ears to hemorrhage (sp) and bleed uncontrollably. *inserts...* wait... the glass is broken off. This happened at school once when this kid we called Biggins got shoved into the machine. *Sticks hand in vending machine window*

We've brought the fatigue system back by popular demand, and now beds are in even fewer locations and bedrolls cost 70k and are members only. Instead of requiring you to type a word to wake up, you now have to recite a full book of either the Bible or the Odyssey. We've deleted dragon items from the game and replaced them with a non-tradeable, special "dingleberry" that has no purpose and cannot be removed from your inventory.

Banned because you're probably not a puppy.

Mental. Woman's Chest or Treasure Chest?

Does he have one of these in his pocket too?

That one took me an inordinate amount of time to "get". I mean I got the which came first, but I didn't GET it. Question: Are jokes with racial stereotypes allowed? I'm not putting one unless a mod says its OK, too bad it's funny.

I'm really disliking the mining system lately. I mean, I no longer have a problem with it now that my lvl is decent, but it makes so many people so mad at so many other people, they should just go back to the way it was without diff types of picks. The most annoying is when someone tries to call a rock. Noob (lvl 46 mind you): My rock Me: Says who. You can't enforce that. Noob: MINE! Me: Sure, just stay off the rest of them, we like to compete. *I Leave Noob To Mine "his rock"* *One of the other rocks turns color* *Noob runs over to this rock* Noob: Haha. My rock. Me: Umm you just called that last one you nut. Noob: Shut up your a stupid head. I kid you not, he actually called me a stupid head. Thanks Jagex, that Miniclip thing was a great idea!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'Ell-iph-I-no"

The secret police comes after you for neglecting to use the vending machine, and beat you with sticks. *inserts ATM card*

Suppository... ooh yeah. Sorry I didn't finish my post last time, it's a habit of mine that's bothering me. Burping or Farting

A wizard from a book who's much cooler than anyone in Harry Potter:

I suppose if they were drenched in anything, or if they were a certain TYPE of curtain, one which I will not mention here because it's probably against the rule. Look on Urban Dictionary for curtains and you'll probably find what I'm talking about. What exactly are dragon items made of?

Fell for a lame scam where the guy said he would trade me a rune chest for my mith (I guess I was lvl 21 or so) and he pulled it out at the last second... Sold about 200 lobs at 60 gp apiece (that was actually the other day I was desperate lol) Bought a new addy pick when the head fell off my old one (I didn't know you could just put it back on)

Because spiders are more menacing, unless you have *looks up the word* Lepidopterophobia - which came from a site dedicated to people who don't like butterflies. Funny stuff. http://www.ihatebutterflies.com Why did I take the time to look that up anyway?

50,000 hammers fall on your head and make a big super-pile of hammers on your rotting carcass. *inserts Dominatr's rotting carcass*