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agresser

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  1. No offense to you or whatever was going on between you and that girl, but that is *extremely* creepy. Makes me think of some psycho killer/stalker. I got grounded once for forgetting to water the lawn :roll:
  2. Head on over to the fishing guild, brag the harpoon spawn and get busy endangering the shark population :twisted:
  3. The #1 infallible way of getting you parents to do anything you want is to simply be responsible, polite, and keep up in school. That's all parents really want out of you anyway. And, as an added benefit, more people in general will like you as a person and maybe that cute girl will smile at you :wink: So in conclusion; Runescape membership = Beutiful women. Works every time. :wink:
  4. Oh really? huh, makes me wonder about what will come next to combat autoers. I guess i will stock up yews so i can sell pure logs at an inflated price :lol: Actually here's a thought Random Event: King Yew Dragon. Appears every 10 minutes at Yew locations and roasts everyone that doesn't talk to him within 1 minute of appearing :lol: :lol:
  5. User: Hi. Jabberwacky: How are you ? User: Just fine. Jabberwacky: Where are you from ? User: Your face. Jabberwacky: Your head! Get it right. User: No. Jabberwacky: Get it, got it, GOOD! User: Rofl. Jabberwacky: No but you are. User: That didn't make any sense. Jabberwacky: What didn't? User: What you just said. Jabberwacky: I said yes. User: No, you liar. Jabberwacky: I never said I was. User: Huh? Jabberwacky: Thats not a word. User: Your face isn't a word. Jabberwacky: That doesn't give you the right to slap it. User: Doesn't it? Jabberwacky: Apparently not. User: I enjoy dancing. Jabberwacky: What are you dancing to? User: Your mom. Jabberwacky: Why didn't you capitalize mom? User: Because I am a grammer noob. Jabberwacky: Just because you are a grown up doesn't mean you can't like men. User: But I do like men. I am a woman, after all. Jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense. User: Your mom doesn't make sense. Jabberwacky: You are a woman? User: Yup. Jabberwacky: That is your name? User: Nope. Jabberwacky: Then what is your name? User: Agresser. Jabberwacky: That has nothing to do with 'the matrix'. Tell me about 'the matrix'. User: What the hell? Jabberwacky: Just kidding. User: Oh ok. Jabberwacky: Is that correct? User: What the... ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol:
  6. ' i'm afraid that's wrong jacky..i'm far more popular/cool than you. Why you ask? i can change the stripe color on *your* shoes, and i know your weak spot :twisted: And i also have the magical ability to rain hatred and colorful language on just about anything that casts a shadow :twisted:
  7. nxnja, go flame a post that actually deserves it. i guess i been on member's for too long and haven't realized the autoing problem was *that* bad. It was like a freaking army :shock: It really opened my eyes, thank you.
  8. I am a supporter of expanding exisiting content, rather than spewing more junk out the ol' update team machine, i agree with you on making better cities :D The cities of runescape are more like tiny hamlets :? The "grand" palace of varrock is barely bigger than my 2 story split house. making random rpc wouldn't be too hard...just add a whole bunch more human npc's and set their wander zones really big. the gossip thing would go to waste, i think, because noone really bother to talk to npc's most of the time anyway. I think each major city should be completely surrounded with wall, and when you enter through a gate, it loads a new playfield, like when you go into a dungeon. For some reason that just makes sense to me :lol: Anyway, a good idea with lots of potential!
  9. 51. If you find a quarter in the street, don't take it. Instead glue it to the ground and then pick the pocket of the next person who tries to take it while they're bent over.
  10. Being a newbie is always soo much fun. Which is why i obsessively am always playing new games, lol 8) When you've been doing the same things for so long, the game kind of loses it magical feeling.
  11. You'll have to fight me for him :twisted: This is a very well layed out idea! You have my total support :D
  12. it might be possible to make a game on a handheld that takes place in the world of runescape, like final fantasy or fire emblem style game. more than possible, in fact. i'd buy it anyway. :D
  13. jackalope14 fell a off the bench during her basketball game and broke her arm :lol: :lol: :lol: im gonna get so yelled at for this
  14. Jagex forums already run by GMT, as they are based in england anyway. wouldn't be too hard to fit in. nice idea :)
  15. i still use my r2h :oops:
  16. it would so use one. i dont care how bad the stats are, as long as its red and freaking huge would look so cool :D [/b]
  17. Intresting, the ability for the a pker to track the footprints of pkers their same level and within range of their level. I like that part of your suggestion :wink: hah that sounds like lotr ranger kind of thing :D maybe it could say like when you examine them, depending on what they were wearing at the time, when you examine the prints: "These deep prints look like the armored boot of a warrior" "the barely visible tracks suggest a light footed archer" "something was trailing on the ground after the prints, probably the robes of a mage" the track thing could add a whole dimension to luring :shock:
  18. that thing looks seriously freaking badass. hope that guy didnt have kids :(
  19. whaomgz i didn't know so many other people play this game too :D I play marth because he has blue hair and frankly blue hair is just plain hot. :oops: Jackalope is still better than me :(
  20. if it's wrapped around them, you won't be able to attack with it :wink:
  21. agresser replied to Dom2222's topic in Off-Topic
    my mother tranformed into a power rangers monsters and ate me alive.
  22. i think it's an interesting idea. Although what i would do is make it a prayer. The amount the weapon is enhanced is detirmined by prayer level like: Arrow of Light: increases the accuracy of ranged attacks, changes your bow's appearance to that of a white longbow, attacks look like a mage bow spec, except with a white outline instead of green Shining Staff: increases damage of magic, changes your staff appearance to a white regular staff Blessed Sword: Increase damage and speed of melee attacks. does not work with strength of attack prayers. changes appearance of weapon to a white dragon longsword. if using halberd, changes to a white halberd Blessed sheild: Increases defense. does not work with blessed sword.
  23. karil should have a large tower sheild. During medieval times, crossbowmen would stand up and shoot over the sheild, and would crouch behind it to avoid being hit by the opposing side's archers while they reloaded. they were called "pavise crossbowmen". just my idea =P having guthan with the large sheild wouldn't make much sense since the sheild would be heavy and make using the spear difficult. I guess it's a game and doesn't have to make sense, though.
  24. karil should have a large tower sheild. During medieval times, crossbowmen would stand up and shoot over the sheild, and would crouch behind it to avoid being hit by the opposing side's archers while they reloaded. they were called "pavise crossbowmen". just my idea =P having guthan with the large sheild wouldn't make much sense since the sheild would be heavy and make using the spear difficult. I guess it's a game and doesn't have to make sense, though and i think what the guy means is that since the shields are very small and you don't hold them in your hand, they don't count in the sheild spot.
  25. i think i just fell in love :shock: :lol: that was freakin' amazing :)

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