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Dont the coal rocks have a little black line down them? :-k Im pretty sure theres coal rocks in the barbarian village...

Are you using the runescape client? If no, what are you using for the internet? (IE, Opera, etc.)

Errrr......how? Anyway, you are in Al-kahrid...walking around... Unfortunetly, you are getting too hot due to the intense heat. You run around, looking for water...until you see a little well... You are too desperate (and too lazy) to bring up the bucket, so you dive into the well. The only thing you didnt realise is that you cant fit down it. You are now stuck, halfway into the well opening at the top. With nothing else to do, I walk down to Al-kahrid....and to my luck, you are trapped in the well. I come up to you and ask you if you need assistance... "Im ok I just jumped to get water Im too hot now get me water please" As I try and understand what he said, I take out a jug of water... "Can I have some water please Im too hot now" As I help you out of the well and give you some water, you pay me 100gp...but you also gave me 1gp...

880 Pope John VIII issued the Bull "Industriae Tuae", creating an independent ecclesiastical province in Great Moravia with Archbishop Saint Methodius as its head. The Old Church Slavonic was recognized as the fourth liturgical language, besides Latin, Greek and Hebrew. Fantastic...

...an erupting volcano...

I cant remember how many times I have tried this....but I will try again.... faqhbriczangt

11, eh? Anyway, 701.... Raginpert overthrows Liutpert and becomes king of the Lombards. He dies soon after, and his son Aripert succeeds him. Atleast one of his family members will carry on looking after the Lombards....

I like Edmonton because it is home to North America's largest mall, West Edmonton Mall, and Canada's largest historical park, Fort Edmonton Park. Fantastic! Im from Ireland....

I steal a boat in port sarim and row to the tutorial island.I go up to vannaka and ask him: "Do you have 1gp? Because Role_Model wants it back....." Vannaka goes up to you and challenges you to a fight. After a long match, you kill vannaka....but unfortunetly he put Retribution just before he died. Both of ya are dead.....and so is a level 3 who was too close to the fight. I grab the 1gp and row back onto the mainland..... I know the 1gp brings me bad luck, so I feed it to a fish, which I then poisoned....so whoever touches it, with gloves or not, gets poisoned and will die very quickly.....

883 is not funny..... But in 882....Carloman, King of the West Franks became sole king upon the death of his brother.

699... Umayyad general Hajjaj suppresses a rebellion by Ibn al-Ash'ath. Give him a medal!

Too bad you are in a f2p world...and you reach the gate to members. Too bad you were being followed. Like you said, noobs swarm to you asking for the bf/gf thing, free stuff and free phat. They pile on you as you cover your ears. As I approach, I see the pile. To distract them I was forced to say "Zezima is in varrock!". They zoom off to varrock and leave you on the ground, still blocking your ears. I take the phat off you and go back to varrock....and discover what was in the varrock east bank chest.....

Is that the best you can do? Ahh forget it..... Anyway, "Da celery" (Terrible, I know....)

697 Approximate date of the Council of Birr, when the northern part of Ireland accepted the Roman calculations for celebrating Easter. At this synod, Adamnan promulgated his CÃÆÃâÃâáin AdomÃÆÃâÃâáin. Fantastic....

The king black dragon comes back and sits on you. I was standing too close...because it picked up the vending machine remains and threw them at me. I got up, badly brused, and inserted a coin into another machine....

I got that minigame before.... I chose the box over the money because I dont need anymore money. I got a steel plate from the box, which I have to my friend who was just starting out at the time.

Feel free to add me, but I have my private chat off because of the barrage of random pm's from people that want, yes...you guessed...free stuff. Most of my (ex-)friends would think I am a cash machine when I reached my first million. They were clinging onto my leg... I have been off Runescape for the last while, and school will just mean less Runescape. I cant really trust anybody with my stuff. I trusted one person before with my addy armour (I was going into wild with nothing) and he stabbed me in the back, literally in the wild. He took my armour...and at the time, it was a hard hit on my account.

One day in a little town someone exploded, painfully from their cocoon eating a sandwich made from egg layed by chikens and it was spelt wrongly but was considered correct because the mayor did not learn the standard english grammar rules which are old becausethe evil dragon forgot a space to put his amazingly cool psp whos batteries died and exploded in a mess of blood which i cleaned with the mayor's wife's favourite cat and mayor's inner-wear while listening to the screeching of a purple pony singing in gibberish in the shower of orange flowers. ` Fourteen little men, shooting cannons at the other pirates, attempting to destroy a pirate ship with nuclear bombs but they missed and killed seanite.... (Sorry seanite)

You get arrested for stealing seanite's boxers and you are taken to jail. I walk into the jail, up to the evidence chest. It was easier than I thought to get the phat. I told the gaurds to look up, they looked up and I took the phat and ran....far....well, to varrock....

The chickens peck at you unil you are no more than a bloody mess on the ground. I walk in and take the 1gp out of the remains. After knowing what can happen to people with the 1gp, I hand it to the guild champion (or whoever he is) and dive....

894 Northumbrians and East Angles swear allegiance to Alfred the Great, and promptly break their truce by attacking the south-west of England. Dirty....

A man comes up and kicks you with his foot... While he was running, he shoved me...out the window As usual, I make another trip to the hospital to remove all the broken glass. *goes to machine and inserts coin*

Stupid you too... Go ahead, do your worst!

One day in a little town someone exploded, painfully from their cocoon eating a sandwich made from egg layed by chikens and it was spelt wrongly but was considered correct because the mayor did not learn the standard english grammar rules which are old becausethe evil dragon forgot a space to put his amazingly cool psp whos batteries died and exploded in a mess of blood which i cleaned with the mayor's wife's favourite cat and mayor's inner-wear while listening to the screeching of a purple pony singing in gibberish in the shower of orange flowers. ` Fourteen little men, shooting cannons at the other pirates, attempting to destroy a pirate ship with nuclear bombs...

695 People of Byzantium revolt against Justinian II. Leontius made emperor, Justinian II is banished. Poor Justinian II.....they didn't give him a chance...