Fabricant

899 The number for the police is just one too low... (Huh?)

Speaking of sleep... I have to now Because its almost 2 here And I am tired of using my feet... Terrible, I know

I still dont understand how you could have gotten all the way to lumby with the lower half of you shattered (probably with teleport runes) Anyway, I didn't die...I just looked dead. You crawl along the ground....slowly, but surely. I simply come up and take the gp off you. On the way to fally, I tell the sandwich lady that you are still alive...she will return later to finish what she had started. (And now Im going to bed because its nearly 2 here in Ireland)

Lately, I have the sound and music on 0 so I can listen to music that I have saved on the comp... Also, Im (I think I am) the only person that actually recorded music from runescape...

When you pick up the 1gp, the sandwich lady appears infront of you. She hits you on the head for stealing her kill. You wake up...all you can see is blue around you. You look around, with a strange feeling. The blue doesn't seem to move either. It seems that she has teleported you into the ocean, but you aren't wet. As you get more and more confused, you look down. You didn't see water...you saw the ground, coming up to hit you. With a bone shattering bang, you hit the ground. Who would know that the sandwich lady was so murderous? Anyway, the coin in your pocket was launched away. Unfortunetly, I was standing at the wall in varrock. As the coin flies across the sky, it somehow managed to go straight for my head. As it hits my head, I was just thinking about money. With a severe pain in my head, I look around to find the object that just hit me. All I find is 1gp... I flip it, catch it, put it in my pocket and carry on....standing at the wall...

Shane!

/\ is correct! < Is very weird and crazy \/ is not as mad as me

noob:weres da highscores me: on the main page, check the left side of it noob: reported for advertising website *everybody in bank starts laughing* me:ok :?

"There was a time that I care" said the old man as he would stare. He took out his gun. Aimed at my mum. And with a bang she wasn't there. Im sorry for it being so bad. I'm not good at making them up on the spot.

Danny (What a way to rack up posts!)

Bob! (What an easy game)

U ndeceided R epublicans I ntroduce N othing A t L ong S essions Next word: Sessions

The machine tears the cheque and you lose the 1 million from your bank account (somehow).

After I log back in, I realise the phat is gone. To be honest, I dont really care. I will just wait until somebody tries their luck and gets the phat.

577 The Anglo-Saxons under Ceawlin of Wessex defeat the British Celts at the Battle of Deorham.

Ow! As insert the coin, there is a click and a bang.... You look into the slot to find 10 bottles of pepsi!

You may have hit me, but you only hit a 1....and now your skull sceptre has been destroyed because it was poorly made. I chase you in the mine, constantly attempting to hit you with my pickaxe. You run for the portal. You are 1 step away when you feel like your are falling. The mine starts tilting upwards. You look around, and watch me as I hold a pickaxe handle. You wonder where the head has gone...until you see it, sticking into your back. I take the head out, fit it onto the handle and leave.....almost forgetting to take the 1gp with me..... I step into the portal....and I am back at the rune shop.

Oh phew, it was a good thing i didnt eat it. Anyway, the coin you inserted triggered a bombing.... A plane shot past and miscalculated. All the bombs hit the hospital i was in, aswell as hitting the vending machine you were at. 2 weeks later, another machine is placed and I am released from hospital. "Better get a drink"

I dont have xboxlive although, my friends say its cool. Im more of a keyboard man... (I may not know much about xbox games, but) i wouldn't think there will be those types of games on the xbox.

To be honest, i dont really know what im afraid of. I used to be afraid of heights...but im not anymore The only thing that scares me is the creepy sounds you get in your house, late at night while everybody is asleep...(shivers)

Unfortunetly for you, he had Retribution on before he died. He went down and he took you with him. I quickly run past, grab the phat and lag it back to edgeville.....until I realised that I was being followed. I run around edgeville and hide in a pile of hay... The doors slammed shut.....I was not alone...

575 Childebert II becomes king of Austrasia. His father was assassinated in the same year also. FANTASTIC!

The cow falls backwards and crushes you..... Also, because you inserted so much money, the machine overloaded and it shot the coins out. Once again, I was too close and I now am back at the hospital....

take 2: tshbr9ideah5tr That was awful..... take 3: fabv4r8icanht That was better......

Well, it looks like I didn't die....mainly because I am a zombie.... anyway, fgfuyfyuiuy0 walks off slowly...holding the 1gp in his left hand. I follow him to the lumby general store. As he looks at the items there for sale, I pickpocket him and take all his money, including the 1gp. I sneak off, into varrock palace. I walk onto the roof and look back. It turns out I'm not alone......