Fabricant

829 The Saracens ravage the coast of Dalmatia. Err....I have nothing to say about it....

You are trapped in a coffin, eh? That makes this easier.... Since you are trapped in a coffin, I bury the coffin in one of the open graves....until I realise....you still have the phat! #-o I bring the coffin back up and look inside. All I find inside is the bones and remains of a miner....but where have you gone? Since I have no idea on your whereabouts, I open each coffin and look inside. I open the final coffin and find you inside...somehow dead...with a shovel in your chest and the party hat taken off? As I stare in disbelief, there is a bang...everything starts going dark... I turn around, while falling over...and see Leo with a phat on his head.... I land on the ground, or what I think is the ground and I start going down...but whats going on? Im in a coffin, thats whats going on! The top closes and soil gets poured on the wooden coffin...and it looks like Leo wants to finish me off.... After about 10 minutes after the soil stopped being poured onto the coffin, I decide to try and get out. To my luck, the person that was in the coffin was a mage... I find teleport runes and teleport to varrock...only to realise that Leo got away! #-o I will have to wait until he teleports me back so I can get the phat back...

Yesterday Equals Past

..but inside the boxes are more boxes... The boxes keep cloning themselves...more and more boxes. Everybody grabs boxes and solves them as quickly as they can... You open a box and a spinnach rolls falls out...but since you have no use, you throw it away...but it lands in my sandwich...and I eat it and get really sick... Back to the hospital...

Nice Anyway, You swing your axe at the tree... Oh dear, you are dead.... ....tired from cutting trees that only give one log before they fall....

You swing your axe at the tree You get some bricks Congratulations, you have advanced a stupidity level by cutting the wall.

Nobody Ordinary Sees Exciting Shops

Ouch... Anyway, 837... April 10 - Comet Halley passes approximately 5 million km from Earth - its closest ever approach to Earth. Why wasnt I informed about this? Oh right....I wasnt born #-o

The sandwich lady doesnt give up.... ...so she comes back....and challenges you to a duel....without weapons...or armour. You meet her in a part of the wilderness...empty and bare....and without warning, she appears and gets ready. (Just for this match, your hp is 63 and the sandwich lady is 95) The battle has begun. You attack first, hitting a 7 (88). The sandwich lady hits back, hitting a 4 (59)....but she has other things to use. She makes a blue ball in her hand, it gets bigger and its then shot at you...you duck....and it flies down, hitting an 11 on me. As you are looking at me, the sandwich lady takes out a dragon dagger (poisoned) and stabs you repeatedly...killing you... What the? You didnt drop the party hat! I teleport to lumby and......dont find you there.... He has gotten away....but he will not escape...for I am TOASTER! I mean Fabricant!

I wanted the candy bar :x Because of that, the bar contained salmanella (sp?) Good luck....

840...kegs of "huh" *coughs* Anyway, after the death of Louis the Pious, his sons Lothar, Charles the Bald and Louis the German fight over the division of the empire, with Lothar succeeding as Emperor. Give him a medal....

842 There isnt any cans of beer but in 842, Ramiro I succeeds Alfonso II as king of Asturias. Errr.....fantastic....

Some Interesting Dieters Even Want Another Yoga Session

I have recorded Runescape music (with audacity)....also, my brother got a program to turn the things into mp3's...but I dont know where he got it....

What program are you trying to take screenies with fraps? Also, if the FPS counter doesnt appear on the screen...fraps cant be used on the program....

Rent Unbelievable Beds In East Seers

847 Rabanus Maurus becomes Archbishop of Mainz Fantastic

The machine starts pouring out coins....lots of coins. You are soon buried under a mass of pennies and other coins....I was also buried too....but I manage to get to the machine and insert a coin....

around the Earth

853 Tuan Ch'eng-Shih publishes Miscellaneous Offerings from Yu-yang Errr...fantastic...

I dont deserve the cookie....I looked up the song with google and found the lyrics.... Anyway, 717 December 24 - An earthquake shakes many places in northern Syria, and destroys the Old Church of Edessa. More bad news....

You have wasted your money on soft drinks and junk food. Congratulations, you are now poor.... (Yeah, I know....I didnt get hurt in that one...so dont point it out)

I think he wanted you to attack him so that he could kill you and take your Dragon B-axe. Because you think you have his stuff and if you kill him, you dont have to give it back....anyway, I dont think thats bug abuse...

Huh? :-s Anyway, 713 Seville and M̮̩̉̉rida fall to the Arab armies of Musa bin Nusair. Aww...

Its about time I got something good out of the vending machines... Anyway, I get another d chain and I give it to 0g